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Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by Proserpina: 8:33pm On Feb 12

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Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by folake4u(f): 8:34pm On Feb 12

Caaz:

Hahahahaha sugar rush....I was surprised.

Hahahaha, no need to be surprised.

By their fruits, you shall know them.

Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by Nmezor(f): 8:35pm On Feb 12

What a food combo undecided

Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by Ginaz(f): 8:37pm On Feb 12

I'm trying to understand the food you cooked. It's not appetizing to the eyes. grin

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Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by folake4u(f): 8:38pm On Feb 12

Proserpina:

"Envy person wey you suppose they pity" ....

That's deep!!!

This op and the ex lift operator don prove say nah the lowest dey get the most standard . Na them go bring list of what the want in women like Nigeria budget

But it's the truth na. grin

How can you spend 24/7 online and be chanting "Nigerian women are useless", "Any girl who's not a virgin is an olosho", do you really think they have good quality of life?

As for that ex-lift operator ehn? He go dey alright. Reality don set for am.

Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by folake4u(f): 8:40pm On Feb 12

I pity the poor girl he's dating.

After eating such type of food, and maybe fuçking overnight, the sperm he'd release won't even be healthy to produce healthy strong children.

O ma shey oh. embarassed

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Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by chukwudiology(m): 8:45pm On Feb 12

Bluezy13:

Sacrifice for the spirits.

Commonly found at T-junction.
Just add fanta to it since mirinda is no more.

But this man go dey patronize native doctors ooooo

Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by izubext007: 8:45pm On Feb 12

Guy u and ur girl friend poor

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Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by Caaz: 8:51pm On Feb 12

folake4u:
I pity the poor girl he's dating.

After eating such type of food, and maybe fuçking overnight, the sperm he'd release won't even be healthy to produce healthy strong children.

O ma shey oh.
Hahahaha folake4u....savage

Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by drimzsmoke(m): 8:51pm On Feb 12

Bluezy13:

The spirits accepted thy sacrifice and gave thee slapping madness.
Reason your girlfriend ran away.
You slapped her out of her own house.

Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by folake4u(f): 8:53pm On Feb 12

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😂😂

Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 8:54pm On Feb 12

thesicilian:
This same jeromestarks that claims to be a big boy.
You guys will always inadvertently expose yourselves at the end of the day.

Lol.

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Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by drimzsmoke(m): 8:55pm On Feb 12

Mercury12:
What's with the eggs?
Are you from Ghana?
Mr marry-a-virgin 🤣

It's virgin food!!!! cheesy

Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by elinaxy(m): 8:55pm On Feb 12

What the hell is this? You even get mind post am.

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Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by Caaz: 8:57pm On Feb 12

jeromestarks:

Waitin dey make this one laugh?

Dirtee thing

Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by fati2001(m): 8:58pm On Feb 12

So last last a girl have been giving you attention?. No wonder your bashing for women don reduce. And I hope she is a virgin?.

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Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by We4all: 8:59pm On Feb 12

This thread got me laughing so hard. Jeromestarks, the preacher of female virginity turns out to be a low budget dude dating his type. I'm sure he used firewood to prepare the meal.

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Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by Tonyx5(m): 9:05pm On Feb 12

obiekunie01:
That spoon meeeeen!!! damn!!

see the food self!! is this soup or stew or what precisely

swallow and egg!! nyaaammmaaa!!!

naija and poverty na 5 & 6! tufiakwa!!

Spoon long like screw driver

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Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by sageb: 9:08pm On Feb 12

pocohantas:
These are the guys creating standards for NL women in the Romance section. Chai!

One day one of you would prove me wrong.

See spoon. No other surface to snap food except plastic chair that they put bumbum and even mess on top it.

It's Pocohantas on the beat cheesy

Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by Caaz: 9:09pm On Feb 12

There was this meal he posted last year how he was eating watery stew n soggy moimoi in Jos.

This man has bn massively and heavyly trolling nairaland women.

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Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by YourKarma: 9:10pm On Feb 12

But guy, withi this poverty you're showcasing you're still supporting APC?

Seems you and poverty have a life-long bond

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Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by fati2001(m): 9:11pm On Feb 12

thesicilian:
This same jeromestarks that claims to be a big boy.
You guys will always inadvertently expose yourselves at the end of the day.

Just as Mosdii or whatever his name was.

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Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by Caaz: 9:16pm On Feb 12

Jeromestark wey normally suppose dey clean some of awa shoes offline cheesy

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Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by InvertedHammer: 9:20pm On Feb 12

jeromestarks:
Last night, I went to see AFCON final in my girlfriend's house. After the second half, I got hungry and decided to prepare something to eat.
I went into her kitchen and Lo and Behold! I saw huge meat and crates of eggs. Omo! For this economy?

I quickly rushed to cook some eggs and meat in a very delicious stew , then we accompanied it a very smooth Tuwo.

This girl has never seen me cook before. She was surprised!

Though Nigeria lost the match , we had fun all through the night because the food was so so delicious (at least to her anyway).
By my calculations, this food cost about 5k.
How much will it cost you to prepare this?

Forget the table, na backyard we sidown with her potable TV dey watch match.

What do you think about the meal?

/

Some women are really suffering in relationships cool

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Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by SPAMBOX7: 9:20pm On Feb 12

thesicilian:
This same jeromestarks that claims to be a big boy.
You guys will always inadvertently expose yourselves at the end of the day.

They eventually forget their lies grin

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Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by KhingLufem1(m): 9:25pm On Feb 12

looks like sacrifice to me

Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by LOVEGINO(m): 9:27pm On Feb 12

jeromestarks:

Sharap! It's ewedu - as the Yorubas would call it.

ewedu with egg? Dem no fit give prisoners dis concussion.

Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by REGINALD001(m): 9:29pm On Feb 12

jeromestarks:
Last night, I went to see AFCON final in my girlfriend's house. After the second half, I got hungry and decided to prepare something to eat.
I went into her kitchen and Lo and Behold! I saw huge meat and crates of eggs. Omo! For this economy?

I quickly rushed to cook some eggs and meat in a very delicious stew , then we accompanied it a very smooth Tuwo.

This girl has never seen me cook before. She was surprised!

Though Nigeria lost the match , we had fun all through the night because the food was so so delicious (at least to her anyway).
By my calculations, this food cost about 5k.
How much will it cost you to prepare this?

Forget the table, na backyard we sidown with her potable TV dey watch match.

What do you think about the meal?

BROTHER WHICH KAIN PLATE AND SPOON BE THIS, I REMEMBERED USING THIS IN THE LATE 90s. HELP YOUR BABE TO GET A MORE MODERN LOOKING SPOON NAA, AND FANCY LOOKING CERAMIC PLATES.

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Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by Deeprooted: 9:33pm On Feb 12

If these are your fingers then I'm sorry

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Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by REGINALD001(m): 9:37pm On Feb 12

jeromestarks:
Last night, I went to see AFCON final in my girlfriend's house. After the second half, I got hungry and decided to prepare something to eat.
I went into her kitchen and Lo and Behold! I saw huge meat and crates of eggs. Omo! For this economy?

I quickly rushed to cook some eggs and meat in a very delicious stew , then we accompanied it a very smooth Tuwo.

This girl has never seen me cook before. She was surprised!

Though Nigeria lost the match , we had fun all through the night because the food was so so delicious (at least to her anyway).
By my calculations, this food cost about 5k.
How much will it cost you to prepare this?

Forget the table, na backyard we sidown with her potable TV dey watch match.

What do you think about the meal?

Oh BOY FOR YOU TO GET MIND EAT COMFORTABLY WITH THESE KAIN ITEMS, YOU MUST REALLY BE A MESSY DUDE, JOKES APART, AM TALKING ABOUT YOU NOW, NOT YOUR BABES UTENCILS.........YOUR UNDER WEARS MUST BE SOMETHING ELSE... EVEN HERS SEF.

YOUR SHAME DEY SHAME ME SMALL. AT KEAST WITHOUT BEING TOLD MEEEEENH. FOR YOUR MIND WETIN CONCERN YOU, NO BE TO COME CHOP, NACK, HOPEFULLY SLEEP OVER AND WAKA THE NEXT DAY......... I DON'T WANT TO EVEN BEGIN TO IMAGINE HOW THE BED SPREAD GO LOOK LIKE AND THE ACCOMPANYING ODOUR .

ONYE ERIRI ERI.

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Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by GloriousGbola: 9:44pm On Feb 12

You are all very wicked and bush women
Someone is eating with a classic, limited edition vintage spoon and you are mocking him. Do you know how much that spoon will go for on ebay?

Man is eating in style and you can't see it

Most of you would eat that fufu with you dorty fake nails, but the guy is eating his fufu and egg with a spoon! That is class! It takes real culinary skill to handle fufu, egg, and stew with a spoon. Even more so when the fufu is lovingly wrapped in biodegradable cellophane and not pretensiously placed in a steel plate.

Bad belle women hating on an alpha and his stew with poached eggs

folake4u:
I pity the poor girl he's dating.

After eating such type of food, and maybe fuçking overnight, the sperm he'd release won't even be healthy to produce healthy strong children.

O ma shey oh.

Price of condom has apparently doubled. Double wahala

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Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by JasonNOTStatham: 9:46pm On Feb 12

skj1377:
That food can't be N5k stop telling lies. 3 eggs at N180 each is N540. Tomatoes, pepper onions for that size of plate is N300 or less. The piece of meat say N500 . Total is N500 + N300 + N540 equal to N1340 let's assume you bough the swallow only N500 total is still N1840 which is less than N2000. So why the lies

All na for show off, egg weh he don go rinse - then warm am the next day.

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