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Oshokhai69:
Guy, are you a comedian? 😂😂😂

You are the comedian

Ricky may even win the show tonight. I think he has a voting machine plus the people who voted for him.

But another person can win though.

Let's wait and see sha.

Bluethopia while speaking to some of the housemates said that she is not afraid of the outside world because in her words "I did not kill anyone", LOL

Oyin: Make all of you candle yourselves o. LOL

Very funny girls

pusapou:
lets vote for oyin this week then

Ok sir

Uwosom:
To me, the best diary session this year is Oyin's DS.

Anytime I listen to her, it's always funny.

Even now she was talking to Barry and Flora how she went to a party and in her words "they (people) come de dance wetin no good".. I just burst out laughing.

Infact because of her funny talks, anytime I see her even when she is not talking, I feel like laughing.

That's one thing with people who are funny. Even when they are not doing funny things or saying funny things, we find it funny.

The truth is that I like women to come for me first. I enjoy it more when it's the woman that chases me. This started few years ago. I also observed that many men around me started having this mindset some years ago. That means there seems to be a universal or near universal shift in the way men think.

Before men believe they must chase, now men are beginning to believe women must seek them because they (the men) are the prize.

The reason is that men are the providers and will most likely be the ones who give money that will procure the resources needed in a family. In the animal kingdom, those animals such as the lungfish whose males do the work of providing for the family, the females are the ones that seek the males for a relationship because according to the law of the universe whoever invest more in the offsprings becomes choosy and whoever invest less has to compete.

But in the animals where the males do not provide like in hen, goats and etc where the mother raise the young herself, it's the male that chase always and want to have sex.

Therefore in the minds of men, they see themselves as the prize.So they refuse to chase as before. The idea comes to men from the universe itself.

Also, scientists believe that male animals want sex with female animals because males are looking for their offsprings. But in human beings, the use of condoms has invalidated the reason why sex was created because with condoms, sex cannot lead to procreation, so the desire for sex has reduced because sex was made pleasurable in order to force animals to have sex and bear offspring. But since the inception of condoms, sexual urge has reduced although it is still in our DNA.

Also things change constantly in the universe. There were times that men were chasing women, but true justice demands that a time should come where females will also do the chasing.

It's just that some men and women have refused to leave old tradition and are confused that things are not what they use to be, forgetting that things always change.

Flora to Oyin: From now on de eat fibre(start eating food that has fibre from now on)

Oyin: I resemble goat?
LOL.
Oyin is so funny.

Friendly25:
I feel you, the women in the house this year are reflecting a growing complaint from women everywhere - more and more men are simply no longer chasing. It's Operation "Dey your Dey" everywhere.

More guys are deciding they don't want insults or embarrassments or false accusations for the sake of their sanity. It's why i don't like Chimsom close-marking Blue and making her feel important.

So Temi's anger with Keivo is simply that he didn't touch her!

Ricky's only offense is that he called himself a ho,but refused to act like one by chasing women everywhere.

Neche and Blue constantly mocked Barry for being "soft" & "not applying enough pressure" with Neche.

Abi took it really personally, saying she doesn't play with her pleasure and that the guys are lucky she's married.

Bells finally revealed that her physical pleasure is the main motivation for whatever she has with Yusuf. Yusuf is slowly realizing that Bells is a freak and he might not keep up.

Keivo should keep his head up, there are way better & finer girls outside the house.

The reason is that men are the providers and will most likely be the ones who give money that will procure the resources needed in a family. In the animal kingdom, those animals such as the lungfish whose males do the work of providing for the family, the females are the ones that seek the males for a relationship because according to the law of the universe whoever invest more in the offsprings becomes choosy and whoever invest less has to compete.

But in the animals where the males do not provide like in hen, goats and etc where the mother raise the young herself, it's the male that chase always and want to have sex.

Therefore in the minds of men, they see themselves as the prize.So they refuse to chase as before. The idea comes to men from the universe itself.

Also, scientists believe that male animals want sex with female animals because males are looking for their offsprings. But in human beings, the use of condoms has invalidated the reason why sex was created because with condoms, sex cannot lead to procreation, so the desire for sex has reduced because sex was made pleasurable in order to force animals to have sex and bear offspring. But since the inception of condoms, sexual urge has reduced although it is still in our DNA.

Also things change constantly in the universe. There were times that men were chasing women, but true justice demands that a time should come where females will also do the chasing.

It's just that some men and women have refused to leave old tradition and are confused that things are not what they use to be, forgetting that things always change.

Please which concession did big brother give to nomy?

tonididdy:
Unapologetically, as a man, you've to be MAD to be watching this gibberish of a show and still coming here to spend hours with jobless ladies that have nothing to offer than a parking space at their famous V_junction

I don't know what is wrong with some of you. I am a man, but I want to ask some simple questions:

Why is it that anything that gives women happiness, some of you men will be having sleepless nights over it?

Why must a woman's happiness always pain you?

Why do you like proving male-hating feminists right?

Those feminists say that every show and events that attracts mostly women are always hated by patriarchal minded males.

Even my grandma confirmed that during her days as a young girl, there were enjoyable gatherings of many women in many villages in my local government and most men did not like it because men generally do not like anything that gives women happiness. I was arguing with my mom concerning this because I believed I was speaking for men, but I observed over the years that those feminists were right and many women are right in saying that their greatest problem is the male gender.

During my university days, I read many books in the state library. I read some books which confirmed that anything that gives women joy is always hated by men.

So I am not surprised that big brother naija is giving you people sleepless nights because women like it.

No wonder on silver bird TV, every morning those group of ladies like giving the impression that men are the greatest threat to women's peace and joy.

When you watch football, do women follow you, tag you and insult you?

If your team wins and you are rejoicing, don't you see that many women will be happy for you?

Why is it that when it's now their turn to be happy, you people will be full of bitterness.

See, there's God o! God is watching you! What a man sow, that is what he will reap.

I heard that Flora has told Oyin already and is in danger of a disqualification.

safarigirl:
Biggie decided that they will draw name from a hat to determine who will be in the lounge. It is now Lucky Draw lounge, not HoH lounge

Ok, I now understand. Thank you very much.

Please can someone explain why Tram and Sheba are sleeping in the HOH lounge instead of the HOH himself (Chimsom)?

Big brother naija will start on the 26th July.

For those who condemn people who watch the show, do you know that some people use it as an entertainment to relieve tension and anxiety.

There's a man who was always talking about committing suicide. Immediately he started watching the show, he loved it to the extent that he doesn't talk about suicide any more.

He is always counting down to the next season and it makes him very alive and he wants to live.

It is like football and boxing which keep people happy whenever they look forward to it and whenever they watch it.

That you like football or boxing does not mean another person doesn't have the right to like bbbaija.

A lecturer friend of mine likes the show so much. He watches it to relieve stress and somehow forget about many worries.

For example if by 7pm, there will be a HOH challenge in the big brother house and he is lecturing in the morning, the anticipation of the HOH challenge and who will win it could lead to less anger if offended by a student.

The anticipation of the Thursday or Saturday nights parties and/or watching it can help someone greatly.

Anticipation of a coming game or eviction and the count down to the game could lead to less anger over some life issues.

It does not mean he is a lazy youth that has nothing to do but watch the show.

He is a PhD holder like myself. He is a lecturer in a university. Big brother naija is his choice of entertainment.

Please has anyone in the ministry received June salary?

Please I need the name of a movie where late actor John Okafor aka Ibu was a native doctor and used his charms to hypnotize ladies to marry him. When the magic later failed, the ladies eyes were opened and they left him.

I also need the name of the movie where the plus size actress Tessy Diamond acted the role of a dirty student of a school. She was infatuated with one male teacher.

I have different books on the experiences of people who were near death but somehow survived.

From America to Europe to Asia to Africa, the story remains the same: When we breathe our last, we will still be alive. Human beings do not die.

A man recounted that during the world war 2, his friend who was a fellow soldier like himself was hit by a bomb. As he was struggling in pains, suddenly he looked up and said "Mummy how did you locate me here in the forest?" His mother had died many years previously. But he saw his mother coming to take him to the other side.

Immediately he said this, he died with a smile on his face. The soldier friend of his who witnessed this said from that day onwards, he no longer feared death because he believed there's life after "death"

Nadingo:
They've received

Ok. Thanks

Please does anyone know whether ministries have received their February salary.

I know that federal tertiary institutions have not been paid.

But I want to know whether ministries have been paid.

Thanks.

Kunlebayo12:
I’m on the verge of being rusticated in school

October when I was writing my final exams, something happened just 1 day to end the exam. So me and my friend wrote on our question paper and we exchanged it between ourselves. When I was writing this initiator started searching everyone he got to me and he search me there was nothing on me, he search my booklet yet nothing, he ask me where is my question paper and I showed him just the front because it was the back we wrote on, when he saw it he flipped the back and saw the question paper and ask me who wrote this and what is all this I told him I wrote it with all the back and font he told me to sit down

Minute later he went outside and bought exam malpractice form and gave me and others those who were using chukuli, phones, book and other material to write.

I beg him that I wrote it, all pleading fell to deaf ear, when I saw he was yielding and time was going and no time to beg I just had to fill the paper. I filled it so I can beg him later so I would be able to write something

To get the long story short, 3 days later I was invigated to the student disciplinary board to explain what happened Which I did, I pleaded and beg that it won’t happen again, thry told me I will be punished but not expelled
In my school examination malpractice is straight expulsion no matter who you may know.

2 days later I got I call from my classrep that I was given 2years rustication. I called the Hod and course adviser and they said it true, I check the name of student expelled my name wasn’t there, I confirm from the student discplinary board and truly I was recommended 2 years suspension but the result will be out on February 17th this year, and when it out my student portal will be shutdown immediately

Even since then I have been sad, depressed and lonely and I can’t even tell my parents because they will be disappointed in me, I have been carrying a burden since early November and now it January, I have been thinking none stop, I have been contemplating suicide to be honest, I don’t pray this kind of situation for my worst enemies and those who haven’t been will never truly knows the pain it cause till you’re in the situation

Please i need help and words of encouragement
Even if you blame me, the dead has already been done, I Bleep up and I accepted my mistake

Please guys I’m dying In silence, I can’t even wait till February 17th, it killing me knowing few days to graduation I was rusticated, what will I tell my parent, or people that have help me one way or another in school. I’m devastated to be honest

I might be ending it any moment from now because this pain is unbearable for me, I just want it to end so I can live a normal life again but I can’t keep living like this. Ignore my typo error

Please someone should help me push it to front page

Are you in Usmanu Danfodyio University Sokoto?

Uchennaudejiibe:
Ministry boss!

Ok sir. Thanks

Uchennaudejiibe:
I just received mine few hours ago!

Please are you working in ministry or in federal tertiary institution

South paws are always very hard to defeat. Usyk is a south paw.

I remember when I was running a PhD in Sokoto state and I had to travel from Katsina to Sokoto often.

It came to pass that one day our bus spoiled on a road that was notorious for kidnapping.

Infact, scarcely would you see bus on that road because of the level of kidnapping on that road. There were bandits on that road.

But the driver decided to brave it all and the bus broke down.

It was God who helped us that day.

A whole peace mass of all people

The truth is that if a woman is the one who came to me for a relationship and I accept her.
Even if we later separate and she calls me for financial help, i will give her because the first impression will still be in my mind.


The first impression how she so desired me to the extent that she asked me for a relationship. That's what keeps me interested in her.

But and if i am the one who went to her for a relationship and she agreed either immediately or after giving me tough time, immediately i move on, there's nothing that will make me miss her. I will never give her my money if she ever ask me. I will not even remember she ever existed.

What keeps me interested in a woman is how she flirt with me, trying to form an alliance with me and etc.


If i give her money, it is like i am paying her for her efforts in trying to be in a relationship with me. At least she worked for it.


If she did not make an effort, why should i give her my money? Did she work for it?


Infact a woman can only be attractive to me if she is vulnerable in the sense of wanting a man sexually and etc. That's why I loved handi of bbnaija because she wanted to form an alliance with kellyrae. She suddenly become attractive to me from that day.

There was even a time I tried to chase a very beautiful lady with the mind to see if I can love her. I wanted to see if I can win her over. But I discovered that I did not really feel her. She was beautiful but she was not sexy.

It was only when I saw that she secretly wanted me (by the way she started looking at me with sexual lust) that she suddenly became very sexy and beautiful. That's when I discovered that I loved her.

hector:
The whole idea of a PhD is to offer a specialty to an individual. Have you ever heard that someone was given a PhD in chemistry, Biology or Physics? Have you heard of PhD in English just plain English no specialty?

PhD does not have specialty written on the certificate.

Many people both home and abroad have PhDs in Chemistry, Physics, English, Electrical engineering, etc.

The same courses that they graduated as Bachelor degree holders.

But in the case of a PhD, if you have a PhD in let's say physics, you must have a specialty which can only be written in your transcript, but it's not written on your certificate in most universities.

You can work on fluid dynamics, do research and finally defend your thesis in fluid dynamics which is under applied Mathematics. That will be your specialty.

The specialty will be written in your transcript.

But on your certificate, it will be written PhD in Mathematics.

My friend specializes in Bio Mathematics (which is the area he did his research and defended his thesis) but his certificate from uniben carries PhD Mathematics instead of PhD in Bio Mathematics.

Only in his transcript is it written that he specializes in Bio Mathematics.


It's better that way because people can switch specialty by starting a research in other areas like financial Mathematics, publish journals and become a specialist in financial Mathematics.

If your certificate carries medical Mathematics, it has limited you.

What if you decide to major in financial Mathematics after some years, people will not really believe you because your certificate is reading medical Mathematics while you are claiming to be a specialist in financial Mathematics.

BigDawsNet:
Congratulations Dr...

Wanna ask this curious question... at the stage you are right now.. is dere any math or statistics questions that is unsolvable for you? ...

Just curious... just wanna know if is possible to know all

If a question proves difficult to solve, I can easily research and get the answer.

Not all answers are handy. This is because the field of mathematics and statistics is very wide and there are many complex questions in many areas such as fluid dynamics.

But a PhD holder should be able to get answers to questions by reading and research.

At that level, you can easily understand when you go through the methods of solving any question even if the question proves hard and complex to other people.

hector:
So even at PhD level, Usman Dan Fodio University has no option in mathematics? People are still awarded with a degree such as this? What happened to PhD in mathematical modeling, PhD in applied mathematics and so on?

The idea is that if you study let's say medical mathematics or financial mathematics, you are limited to a specific area of mathematics.

A person who studies medical mathematics may not be employed in a financial institution and a person who studies financial mathematics may not be employed in a hospital.

But if you study mathematics, it is all encompassing. You can decide to start a research in the field of medical mathematics, publish your discoveries in reputable journals and you can work in a hospital.

I know a PhD holder in mathematics who is both a lecturer and also works in a hospital because he is into the application of soft sets in medicine.

Had it been he studied medical mathematics, he may not be allowed to lecture in the field of pure mathematics.

But he may have chance to work in a hospital.


The same thing goes for someone who studies financial mathematics, applied mathematics, fluid dynamics etc.

It's better for your certificate to show that you study mathematics while you then have options of specializing in any area you deem lucrative, than for your certificate to narrow you down to a specific area.



The central idea is that if you have a PhD, try to do research in different areas of your course and publish journals.

Anguldi:
Why you no go UNN, UNILAG, UNIPORT, FUTMINNA

UDUS also has one of the best lecturers.

There are many professors in every department.

There is no department that doesn't have many professors.

It was one of the first universities established in 1975 and since then it has undergone tremendous improvement.

I thank everyone here who has congratulated me.

I could have replied to each congratulatory message and question. But I am busy now.

All I can say is that I am very grateful to you all.

Remain blessed.