ValCon888:
As you're moving your waist she's moving your destiny.

How will dis moniker make heaven with dis kind of comment? Haba mallam

1Sharon:
She could be a man and maybe she's making you put it in the wrong hole 😵

Lolz I was once a victim😂 walahi but the person na foreigner (Asian) walahi na woman I call am ooo with her big make up work box as per na make up artist.....but truth is woman will always be woman., this person give me bj ooo but I no gree cum even after 10 minutes cos my dick Sabi woman tongue ...okay I say make we get down but sheim say make I no rush make sheim smoke her cigarettes and drink her beer finish ooo say we got a whole lot of time together....na later sheim cast ooo na man she be but the packaging dey spot on like woman

VeryWickedMan:

Thank you comrade.

OP this is why.

what happened to Kanayo O Kanayo?

shortgun:
3 things
1.Either she's shy
2.or she's cheating on her man with you
3. she has krow krow or stretch marks down there

what kind of shyness lasts for 3 months?


number 3 is the only valid reason abeg.

Nairaland and funny comments

The reasonable excuse for this is she has infection, skin disease. Most girls are dirty down there, forget the fake heavy make up and low budget packaging.

OP, you should have discussed this with her, not bringing it to Nairaland here for ridicule. It's been three months, so man up, she should explain to you. Three months is enough time for a girl to become comfortable with you.

Since Baridule give me friend serious infection during NYSC, I never risk having sex without condoms or in darkness. I will observe your body and I will use condoms.

Mrtaye:

Lolz I was once a victim😂 walahi but the person na foreigner (Asian) walahi na woman I call am ooo with her big make up work box as per na make up artist.....but truth is woman will always be woman., this person give me bj ooo but I no gree cum even after 10 minutes cos my dick Sabi woman tongue ...okay I say make we get down but sheim say make I no rush make sheim smoke her cigarettes and drink her beer finish ooo say we got a whole lot of time together....na later sheim cast ooo na man she be but the packaging dey spot on like woman

Lol where you in Thailand?

1Sharon:


Lol where you in Thailand?

It was in Naija ooo

Mrtaye:

It was in Naija ooo

Lol how did you meet an Asian transgender in Nigeria?

1Sharon:


Lol how did you meet an Asian transgender in Nigeria?

sometime around 2017 though and sheim is actually Filipino

So, I asked her why this was the case. She replied that she was insecure about her body, hence resorting to switching off the lights every time. After enough persuasion in the form of abeg, she stripped for me to see her body. She was beautiful. The only odd things were huge stretch marks on her bottom. She didn’t know those existed until I told her. We agreed that she could continue turning off the lights since my curiosity was finally satisfied. She concluded that occasionally she’d leave the light on since she was getting comfortable with every experience.

Woman matter no easy. How man go confident anyhow only to attract human being riddled with self-esteem issues. Sometimes, I believe it’s better for a man to stay single and service oloshos on the regular. If it’s not accusations of one trying to cheat on her, it is fighting with friends or claiming one doesn’t show enough care for her. I love my peace of mind, abeg. It is unfortunate that the thing between women’s thighs throws men into senseless fits of lust. It is also good for pounding one’s frustrations away.

Once again, thank you Nairaland. From putting fear into my mind with many comments posted to providing a source of laughter now that I know she’s not infected.