LordReed:


The god directed you to be a condensing arsehole to convince them of his existence?

Let God be the judge. He will contact you this night.

Bayajjidda:


Let God be the judge. He will contact you this night.

I dey wait am.

LordReed:


I dey wait am.

.you don't test God.

Jewessgratitud3:

.you don't test God.

Yeah, can't test non existent things.

Blitzerz:

Stale 🥱

Tsk. Tsk. Is that all?

Perhaps your Holy Spirit forgot to help you download the "Comeback for Dummies" update. 😂

Bayajjidda:


Wow! I must be a prophet to know that you're vertically challenged even without knowing you. Don't you think that this might be divinely inspired? I wanted to write, "Your hate for Christianity won't add a kobo to your account" but then something inside me directed me to write" Your hate for Christianity won't add a cubit to your height". I'm so sorry if I offended you by that, I don't mean to judge you or offend you, I only wanted to pass a message I was directed to pass. But don't you think that God loves you to direct me to speak to you? Jesus is standing at the door of your heart and knocking, why don't you open your heart to Him and let Him fill your heart and thirsty soul? Don't miss this chance, don't take this for granted. God bless you as you take this rare chance and make the best decision any man can make in life

Actually your "divine inspiration" might be suffering from low signals from heaven's Wi-Fi. Not only did you miss the mark on my height (by a considerable margin, I might add), but you also seem to have malfunctioned in understanding basic human emotions. I'm not "hating" on your religion, my friend. Disagreement is not the same as hate. Besides, if your God needs me to believe in him to be happy, then frankly, he sounds like he has some serious self-esteem issues I wouldn't touch with a ten-foot cross.

As for Jesus knocking on my heart's door? I'm afraid he'll just have to leave a message on the answering machine. I'm busy reading actual history books, not ancient fairytales. But thanks for the unsolicited life advice. I'll be sure to file it under "Interesting Things Strangers Say On The internet."

#BlessYourHeart
#LogicAndReasonFTW"

JessicaRabbit:


Tsk. Tsk. Is that all?

Perhaps your Holy Spirit forgot to help you download the "Comeback for Dummies" update. 😂

Your pain is that your religious parents didnt allow u to fornicate as u like, while growing up.....

Throwing u into these tantrums that surface evry other time.....

I feel your pain my dear....

Blitzerz:


Your pain is that your religious parents didnt allow u to fornicate as u like, while growing up.....

Throwing u into these tantrums that surface evry other time.....

I feel your pain my dear....

The classic Freudian armchair analysis from someone who confuses reasoned arguments with emotional outbursts. Must be all that "divine" wisdom foolishness clouding your ability to see the difference. 🤭🤭

JessicaRabbit:


Actually your "divine inspiration" might be suffering from low signals from heaven's Wi-Fi. Not only did you miss the mark on my height (by a considerable margin, I might add), but you also seem to have malfunctioned in understanding basic human emotions. I'm not "hating" on your religion, my friend. Disagreement is not the same as hate. Besides, if your God needs me to believe in him to be happy, then frankly, he sounds like he has some serious self-esteem issues I wouldn't touch with a ten-foot cross.

As for Jesus knocking on my heart's door? I'm afraid he'll just have to leave a message on the answering machine. I'm busy reading actual history books, not ancient fairytales. But thanks for the unsolicited life advice. I'll be sure to file it under "Interesting Things Strangers Say On The internet."

#BlessYourHeart
#LogicAndReasonFTW"

At least I have delivered the message. Suit yourself. Bye.

Bayajjidda:


At least I have delivered the message. Suit yourself. Bye.

Don't worry, I won't lose any sleep over you storming off like a crusader who stubbed his toe on logic. 😉

JessicaRabbit:

Don't worry, I won't lose any sleep over you storming off like a crusader who stubbed his toe on logic. 😉

Ehh Jesse, don't mind him. Don't be perturbed. No one here has to make you worry over a thing, ... except me maybe🙂 .

Phew, but even you sef ehn, you're hardheaded o, new girl on the block wey dey step on plenty people toes bayi. Omo, NLders no get chills too o. Anyway, you can call on me if they get too much handle... I dey your back 💯, iwo ma phor, na only exams fit make me tarry.😕

Btw, your line of thoughts on here, the pattern suggests we have some things in common... you like science, I adore it; you're logical, I get grounded for it; you're a critical thinker, I'm an effing realist; you're sweet (through your reasoning), I'm a keen admirer; you sound like a universal truth seeker, we'll do it together... kilotunfe gangan? Iwo omoyi, come make we connect na...

Omo, JessicaRabbit, me I stan you gan o, Ajeh. Aye nfo fun e gan...

JessicaRabbit:


The classic Freudian armchair analysis from someone who confuses reasoned arguments with emotional outbursts. Must be all that "divine" wisdom foolishness clouding your ability to see the difference. 🤭🤭

Eiya
You call those infantile tantrums of yours "reasoned arguments"?

Get up from that long thing

Blitzerz:

Eiya
You call those infantile tantrums of yours "reasoned arguments"?

Get up from that long thing

Hey, it's not my fault that you failed to see the actual point of my post, and chose to have an emotional breakdown instead. Perhaps you should pray for thicker skin, along with some reading comprehension skills. 😘

haybhi1:

Ehh Jesse, don't mind him. Don't be perturbed. No one here has to make you worry over a thing, ... except me maybe🙂 .

Phew, but even you sef ehn, you're hardheaded o, new girl on the block wey dey step on plenty people toes bayi. Omo, NLders no get chills too o. Anyway, you can call on me if they get too much handle... I dey your back 💯, iwo ma phor, na only exams fit make me tarry.😕

Btw, your line of thoughts on here, the pattern suggests we have some things in common... you like science, I adore it; you're logical, I get grounded for it; you're a critical thinker, I'm an effing realist; you're sweet (through your reasoning), I'm a keen admirer; you sound like a universal truth seeker, we'll do it together... kilotunfe gangan? Iwo omoyi, come make we connect na...

Omo, JessicaRabbit, me I stan you gan o, Ajeh. Aye nfo fun e gan...

LOL. Well, thanks for the compliments and for making me laugh this morning. 🙂

LordReed:


Yeah, can't test non existent things.

Duh, it's like a student attempting to examine his lecturer. Jokes

Bayajjidda:


Let God be the judge. He will contact you this night.

Oga I slept and woke up, I no see your magic sky baba o.

LordReed:


Oga I slept and woke up, I no see your magic sky baba o.

I am not God, He will manifest Himself by Himself.

Bayajjidda:


I am not God, He will manifest Himself by Himself.

LoLz! I thought you were the god's mouthpiece. You emphatically declared he will manifest himself. Now you are changing mouth.

JessicaRabbit:


Hey, it's not my fault that you failed to see the actual point of my post, and chose to have an emotional breakdown instead. Perhaps you should pray for thicker skin, along with some reading comprehension skills. 😘

Rest my dear....
Maybe in your next life you will get parents who arent religious....
So we wont get your adulthood tantrums on all christian posts..... 😘

LordReed:


LoLz! I thought you were the god's mouthpiece. You emphatically declared he will manifest himself. Now you are changing mouth.

I only deliver His message, He manifests Himself by Himself. God, the Almighty and our Creator will surely manifest Himself because He is not dead.

Blitzerz:

Rest my dear....
Maybe in your next life you will get parents who arent religious....
So we wont get your adulthood tantrums on all christian posts..... 😘

Dude, nothing says "adulthood tantrums" than making personal attacks over a harmless joke. Get yourself a mirror, will ya? 🤡

Perhaps in your next life, you'll be reincarnated as a dictionary, so you can finally understand the difference between a "tantrum" and a "well-reasoned criticism". 😂😂

But don't worry, I'll be praying for you. 😘

JessicaRabbit:


Dude, nothing says "adulthood tantrums" than making personal attacks over a harmless joke. Get yourself a mirror, will ya? 🤡

Perhaps in your next life, you'll be reincarnated as a dictionary, so you can finally understand the difference between a "tantrum" and a "well-reasoned criticism". 😂😂

But don't worry, I'll be praying for you. 😘

Copying clapbacks

Nobody reincarnates as dictionary....lmao...
Try to copy well.....

Bayajjidda:


I only deliver His message, He manifests Himself by Himself. God, the Almighty and our Creator will surely manifest Himself because He is not dead.

Dude your god doesn't exist so there's not going to be any manifestation, tonight or any night. The fact that you failed once is already sufficient to point that out.

The clicher is this, if I ask you what form of manifestation is going to take place, you can't tell me.

LordReed:


Dude your god doesn't exist so there's not going to be any manifestation, tonight or any night. The fact that you failed once is already sufficient to point that out.

The clicher is this, if I ask you what form of manifestation is going to take place, you can't tell me.

Wait for it. I'm not Him to know the kind of manifestation to expect. I just know that there will be a manifestation, and you will be the one to come back here and confirm the sovereignty of the living God.

Blitzerz:

Copying clapbacks

Nobody reincarnates as dictionary....lmao...
Try to copy well.....

I have no need to copy clapbacks to banter with minions like you. You're overestimating your worth in this exchange. 🤣🤣🤣

LordReed:


Dude your god doesn't exist so there's not going to be any manifestation, tonight or any night. The fact that you failed once is already sufficient to point that out.

The clicher is this, if I ask you what form of manifestation is going to take place, you can't tell me.

Lolz, aren't you fallaciously clowning around yet again? So God doesn't exist because of a person's action(s).

Bayajjidda:


Wait for it. I'm not Him to know the kind of manifestation to expect. I just know that there will be a manifestation, and you will be the one to come back here and confirm the sovereignty of the living God.

LoLz. Lemme tell me you why you can't tell me what that manifestation would look like. One, the god isn't real so you cannot go ask and receive a response. Two, you will use anything to confirm your belief. If tomorrow I came and told you a bird pooped on my head, you'd claim it was the manifestation you were talking about. Even if I told I sneezed you'll claim it is your god.

LordReed:


LoLz. Lemme tell me you why you can't tell me what that manifestation would look like. One, the god isn't real so you cannot go ask and receive a response. Two, you will use anything to confirm your believe. If tomorrow I came and told you a bird pooped on my head, you'd claim it was the manifestation you were talking about. Even if I told you I sneezed you'll claim it is your god.

Do you think I've time to ask God what the manifestation will be for someone who doesn't seem to care? It's God who loves you and gave His Son to die for you and not me. I have better things to do with my time other than ask Him what manifestation you should expect. When I'm not looking to share the glory of God with HIM. Do you by any means think I'm trying to please you? It's your life... Even God, your creator gave man free will to choose to do good or evil.

Bayajjidda:


Do you think I've time to ask God what the manifestation will be for someone who doesn't seem to care? It's God who loves you and gave His Son to die for you and not me. I have better things to do with my time other than ask Him what manifestation you should expect. When I'm not looking to share the glory of God with HIM. Do you by any means think I'm trying to please you? It's your life... Even God, your creator gave man free will to choose to do good or evil.

LoLz. You have time to tell me the god will manifest but no time to ask a pertinent question. The true reason you know you'll be wasting your time is because you know you won't get an answer. Non-existent beings don't respond to questions. Check how many times you have responded to me, and you mean you couldn't have asked the god instead? You know it won't work so at least you are correct that it would be a waste of time.

He gave me free will to choose but still wants to manifest himself, but he won't tell you how. Bwahahahahahaha! Just listen to yourself.

Jewessgratitud3:
Smh...

The pastor steals 10% of their salary every month, this one should be considered community service.

nospmoht:

That why they are charging their phones because it safe. Unlike charging close to people like you

Getting sense goes beyond just having a phone and data.