I deh Admire person wife ,the werey wey I dey admire him wife dey tell me thank you darling wen I buy am beer..I no answer am,,him begjn look me sotey another friend dey ask am whether him be gay :


The werey no know say I wan grab him wife by the pooooosie

drmikeadams:
I deh Admire person wife ,the werey wey I dey admire him wife dey tell me thank you darling wen I buy am beer..I no answer am,,him begjn look me sotey another friend dey ask am whether him be gay :


The werey no say I wan grab him wife by the pooooosie

Another dog

Preciousgirl:


U are forgiven

What? I'm forgiven? Seriously? Are you Jesus? No, I'm upset — I'm tired of dealing with all of this drama on an empty stomach so I'm just gonna go to ponlydotcom so I can roast you respectfully! 👉🏿. Wait, why is my finger pointing that way?

Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy. When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time… and walk past.You are the sun in my life… now get 93 million miles away from me.

You have such a beautiful face… But let’s put a bag over that personality. There is someone out there for everyone. For you, it’s a therapist. I would smack you, but I’m against animal abuse.

If I wanted to kill myself, I would simply jump from your ego to your IQ. I can’t wait to spend my whole life without you.Whoever told you to be yourself, gave you a bad advice. I didn’t mean to offend you… but it was a huge plus.

I don’t hate you, but if you were drowning, I would give you a high five. 🤡

Preciousgirl:


Another dog

totally concur with you

SuperOnyi:






What? I'm forgiven? Seriously? Are you Jesus? No, I'm upset — I'm tired of dealing with all of this drama on an empty stomach so I'm just gonna go to ponlydotcom so I can roast you respectfully! 👉🏿. Wait, why is my finger pointing that way?

Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy. When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time… and walk past.You are the sun in my life… now get 93 million miles away from me.

You have such a beautiful face… But let’s put a bag over that personality. There is someone out there for everyone. For you, it’s a therapist. I would smack you, but I’m against animal abuse.

If I wanted to kill myself, I would simply jump from your ego to your IQ. I can’t wait to spend my whole life without you.Whoever told you to be yourself, gave you a bad advice. I didn’t mean to offend you… but it was a huge plus.

I don’t hate you, but if you were drowning, I would give you a high five. 🤡

Very madt

Even if he makes passes at you, just learn to be more civil in your language.
You can politely tell him that you have a serious relationship and would prefer not to be unfaithful instead of poisoning the atmosphere with hate.

Preciousgirl:


I have seen signs

Preciousgirl:


Very madt

What?! Me? Oh my God, I'm fuming 😤!

Sorry I can’t think of an insult dumb enough for you to understand. I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it works. Whatever doesn’t kill you, disappoints me.

It is hilarious how you are trying to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence. I like the way you comb your hair, so horns don’t show up.

Have a nice day… somewhere else. And hey:

I would call you an idiot, but it would be an insult for stupid people.

SuperOnyi:






What?! Me? Oh my God, I'm fuming 😤!

Sorry I can’t think of an insult dumb enough for you to understand. I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it works. Whatever doesn’t kill you, disappoints me.

It is hilarious how you are trying to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence. I like the way you comb your hair, so horns don’t show up.

Have a nice day… somewhere else. And hey:

I would call you an idiot, but it would be an insult for stupid people.

Dogg

Preciousgirl:


Calm down like how

U should have waited first for him to spill it out and then give him ur honest response.

Exceed15:


U should have waited first for him to spill it out and then give him ur honest response.

Why

pansophist:
Harassment when she doesn't find him attractive, but flirting if she finds him attractive. Lol

Don't let me see you in the travel section. Cuz the way I go take chase you, you won't like it.

Preciousgirl:
So I have been suspecting my boss is interested in me
Yesterday, he called me into his office and was kinda telling me to sit up, behave well bla bla bla
So I told him that if he proposes love to me, I will report him

Did I goof or this will get his mind off me

from your comments he didn't propose but may have the intention,but you are wrong to assume he wants to fvck you,you didn't handle the situation with wisdom and may have made an unnecessary enemy,

Preciousgirl:


And how is this an insult?

wtf... Its like you are one of this girls that think most men wants to rape you abi. you made an unwarranted threat to a superior, you openly insulted his honor (society doesnt care about your thoughts, it is focused on your action), you accused a superior that was admonishing you to sit up of being a pervert, because of your petty insecurity. Omo if i was that man honestly speaking the slap i for give you, your ear go still dey bleed monday morning... Oh lawd, save niggas from stupid b!tches. Stupid b!Tch

nigeriansamurai:
wtf... Its like you are one of this girls that think most men wants to rape you abi. you made an unwarranted threat to a superior, you openly insulted his honor (society doesnt care about your thoughts, it is focused on your action), you accused a superior that was admonishing you to sit up of being a pervert, because of your petty insecurity. Omo if i was that man honestly speaking the slap i for give you, your ear go still dey bleed monday morning... Oh lawd, save niggas from stupid b!tches. Stupid b!Tch

I think u are mad

Preciousgirl:

I think u are mad

stupid b!tch

nigeriansamurai:
stupid b!tch

Piece of shitt

Ewu

Preciousgirl:


Piece of shitt

Ewu

after shouting dog! dog!! dog!!!, you will still open your dirty legs that you cant even properly wash, for one dog that will pound you as if you be orphan, and end up breaking your mumu heart. Lmao... go and find one dog that you can have sex with and leave me alone please...

nigeriansamurai:
go and find one dog that you can have sex with and leave me alone please...

Tell your mother

Preciousgirl:

What's dog

Don't understand you

Preciousgirl:
So I have been suspecting my boss is interested in me
Yesterday, he called me into his office and was kinda telling me to sit up, behave well bla bla bla
So I told him that if he proposes love to me, I will report him

Did I goof or this will get his mind off me

Preciousgirl:
So I have been suspecting my boss is interested in me
Yesterday, he called me into his office and was kinda telling me to sit up, behave well bla bla bla
So I told him that if he proposes love to me, I will report him

Did I goof or this will get his mind off me

are u lightskin?

MrCork:



are u lightskin?

Concentrate on your books, exams is approaching

Preciousgirl:


Concentrate on your books, exams is approaching

Hanggon shoty..do u relice u talking to a Londoner? Am i on yor level? Sweethat dont let me spoil u with moiney..ok. answer the questions gadeemit please...and thfn u complain u cant find man on nairaland.
Are u lightskin or not?(no oofencsece)

Preciousgirl:


I have seen signs

ONYE ERIRI ERI...........

Preciousgirl:


Are u alright Mr. Man

HE JUST TOLD YOU THE TRUTH.........SEEMS YOU HAVE SOME SORT OF AMATEUR PRIDE IN YOU.

MrCork:


Hanggon shoty..do u relice u talking to a Londoner? Am i on yor level? Sweethat dont let me spoil u with moiney..ok. answer the questions gadeemit please...and thfn u complain u cant find man on nairaland.
Are u lightskin or not?(no oofencsece)

U are needed for experimentation at Abidjan lab

REGINALD001:




ONYE ERIRI ERI...........

Respect yourself old ediot

MrCork:


Hanggon shoty..do u relice u talking to a Londoner? Am i on yor level? Sweethat dont let me spoil u with moiney..ok. answer the questions gadeemit please...and thfn u complain u cant find man on nairaland.
Are u lightskin or not?(no oofencsece)

I am green skin

Ewu

Preciousgirl:


I am green skin

Ewu

ok so u are ugly...corrrect? anyways ok i forgive u.
please do u hav yansh & are u educated to univasity level please & can u read and write??

MrCork:



ok so u are ugly...corrrect? anyways ok i forgive u.
please do u hav yansh & are u educated to univasity level please & can u read and write??

Yes, unlike your faaada

Preciousgirl:


How am I setting him up?

Wetin concerns us concern ur ordeal? Ur ordeal is an ideal you should be able to deals... What an ideal ordeal, it's not a big deal...

SuperOnyi:






What?! Me? Oh my God, I'm fuming 😤!

Sorry I can’t think of an insult dumb enough for you to understand. I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it works. Whatever doesn’t kill you, disappoints me.

It is hilarious how you are trying to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence. I like the way you comb your hair, so horns don’t show up.

Have a nice day… somewhere else. And hey:

I would call you an idiot, but it would be an insult for stupid people.

Laugh wan kill me. Guy you mad😂😂