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How To Spend 30000 Naira Foolishly In One Day by ChildOfDoom: 9:29am On Apr 07 |
Hmm. I am a compulsive spender. Mine is worse than a compulsive gambler, womaniser or drug addict. I am addicted to so many things. When money enters my account, I become restless and begin to think of what to get till it finishes I made 36000 naira from side deals at the office on Friday. Now, it's remaining only 5400 naira. I blew 30000 naira just yesterday. I will show you how you can spend 30000 naira foolishly in one day. 1) Transportation to different locations - 1000 2) first meal of rice and beans with fearless - 1300 3) brunch of biscuit and predator - 700 4) amoxicillin to check infection - 700 5) Vaseline to aid soapy or easy penetration - 1500 6) afternoon meal of bread and coke - 800 7) evening meal of two fufu and two pieces of meat - 800 night meal (after romp) of mishai (egg and toast bread) - 1000 9) suya in brothel - 2000 10) declaring drink for the three madams at the brothel - 2100 11) drink for the three ladies I lashed - 2100 12) three Goldberg I took at the brothel - 2100 12) transfer charges in total - 500 13) price of first Olosho - 3000 14) price of second Olosho - 3000 15) price of last Olosho - 4000 16) borrowing a friend - 2000 17) topping my lines with card - 2000 Total = 30,600 Not proud of my spending though. Just hard to control. At times, I feel like crying. Feels like I am working to squander it. No savings. The only positive is I pleasure my stomach and third leg, unlike betting that gives nothing but pain. Currently on day 13 (starting afresh) without bet |
Re: How To Spend 30000 Naira Foolishly In One Day by Divoc19(f): 9:59am On Apr 07 |
Pele. You need to settle down with good friends around. To help you control your third leg 1 Like |
Re: How To Spend 30000 Naira Foolishly In One Day by illicit(m): 10:02am On Apr 07 |
Nice one |
Re: How To Spend 30000 Naira Foolishly In One Day by Beebah321(f): 10:16am On Apr 07 |
Na only u and God know how many infections your third leg don contact. |
Re: How To Spend 30000 Naira Foolishly In One Day by Illegal1(m): 10:51am On Apr 07 |
omoh........bros abeg borrow me sum of dis money u jst waste. |
Re: How To Spend 30000 Naira Foolishly In One Day by terrezo2002(m): 1:57pm On Apr 07 |
How to spend 30,000 wisely. 1. Join a cooperative society where you make regular savings or join any contributory scheme where certain amount of money is saved daily, weekly or monthly. In your case, do daily or weekly. 2. Spend more time with family members. Try to take up some family responsibilities like buying soap, toothpaste, fuel, electricity bills payment etc. 3. Surrender your life to your maker. 1 Like |
Re: How To Spend 30000 Naira Foolishly In One Day by InstanetTV: 2:00pm On Apr 07 |
Actually your 30k expenses is more like a regular daily occurrence for some of us these days, especially the Married folks. You should worry more about increasing your income and cut down on your energy drinks intake, you will be alright. |
Re: How To Spend 30000 Naira Foolishly In One Day by Anabosee(m): 2:13pm On Apr 07 |
What job pays you daily like that?? |
Re: How To Spend 30000 Naira Foolishly In One Day by LIVINGICONREBOR: 2:20pm On Apr 07 |
I am beginning to think you are churning out these fakeass stories for cheap publicity and attention. Cos I can't in my mind, imagine a fellow can be this foolish as you are.🥱 1 Like |
Re: How To Spend 30000 Naira Foolishly In One Day by marlow1962(m): 2:57pm On Apr 07 |
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Re: How To Spend 30000 Naira Foolishly In One Day by Sapasenator: 3:00pm On Apr 07 |
ChildOfDoom: You are on the right paths. That is money well spent. Continue in that path ok. |
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