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The Untold Story Of Toad That You Sees On The Road by Emmanuel30a: 5:05pm On Apr 14
Who can tells me the untold stories of toad dat u sees on the road...? Who mould toad, with what mode and remode or in what mode and remode...? It was told&foretold dat, toads would cross d road/a road; without being at crossroad... Do toads catches cold or feels cold? Even toad catches cold, as we were told or like we were told; but not on d road or when they wants to cross road... So, toad can cross road without being told&not at a crossroad or at crossroad... Toad, how old is ur goad, or is it ur gold? How old a toad determines how old his goad or gold... Very soon, toad would bcoms goad or gold... Very soon, toad would bcoms a gold as we were told&foretold... So, let it rodes&erodes..., o ye Rhodes... No matter what you have rode... Toad don't use procold when they are cold, feeling cold or catching cold&can never be at crossroad... As we were told or dat is what we were told... I foretold dat, toad don't grows old... They grows in folds... In the manifolds of toad, there are many goad/gold... Very soon,
Re: The Untold Story Of Toad That You Sees On The Road by Emmanuel30a: 5:07pm On Apr 14
there would be many toads on the roads or many roads with toads... You can't erodes our roads with toads...

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Re: The Untold Story Of Toad That You Sees On The Road by The6thAustralia: 5:28pm On Apr 14
Yaba left

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Re: The Untold Story Of Toad That You Sees On The Road by Emmanuel30a: 5:30pm On Apr 14
The6thAustralia:
Yaba left
Yaba right! Yaba left ko, yaba right ni...
Re: The Untold Story Of Toad That You Sees On The Road by The6thAustralia: 5:35pm On Apr 14
Emmanuel30a:
Yaba right! Yaba left ko, yaba right ni...
Toads in the cold
Mould thoughts on black roads
Toads on toads
Road to roads
Road leads to toads
Toads leads to toads
Toads leads to roads
A city of funny toads

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Re: The Untold Story Of Toad That You Sees On The Road by Emmanuel30a: 6:02pm On Apr 14
The6thAustralia:

Toads in the cold
Mould thoughts on black roads
Toads on toads
Road to roads
Road leads to toads
Toads leads to toads
Toads leads to roads
A city of funny toads
As it was foretold&told... An ode to what? An ode to road or an ode to toad...? You are a girl or boy? Where are you living in australia? Toads grows old without feeling cold, you don't need to be told...
Re: The Untold Story Of Toad That You Sees On The Road by atilla(m): 6:53pm On Apr 14
OP.
Which kind weed you dey hold?
Re: The Untold Story Of Toad That You Sees On The Road by StonedSaint: 6:53pm On Apr 14
since we're all jonzing how about this

I once was told..
By a sage so old..
never to ask about toads..
either flying on clouds or hopping on the road..
avert your gaze from a repulsive toad..
because it doesn't bode..
well - else your eyes enter blind mode..
regretting why u didn't hearken to prophecy foretold..
shed a tear for timid reptiles gone bold

lol

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Re: The Untold Story Of Toad That You Sees On The Road by Emmanuel30a: 7:02pm On Apr 14
StonedSaint:
since we're all jonzing how about this
I once was told.. By a sage so old.. never to ask about toads.. either flying on clouds or hopping on the road.. avert your gaze from a repulsive toad.. because it doesn't bode.. well - else your eyes enter blind mode.. regretting why u didn't hearken to prophecy foretold.. shed a tear for timid reptiles gone bold
lol
Lol... Prophecy foretold!
Re: The Untold Story Of Toad That You Sees On The Road by Emmanuel30a: 7:04pm On Apr 14
atilla:
OP.
Which kind weed you dey hold?
Omo, the weed sweet well well... You wan share from am...?
Re: The Untold Story Of Toad That You Sees On The Road by StonedSaint: 8:01pm On Apr 14
Emmanuel30a:
Lol... Prophecy foretold!

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Re: The Untold Story Of Toad That You Sees On The Road by Emmanuel30a: 8:06pm On Apr 14
StonedSaint:

still on jonzing part two
horrendous horrors was the prophecy foretold..
teeming toads watching as it all unfolds..
curious about a cunning toad?..
aeons ago they were once frogs but their virtues sold..
in exchange for pottage not gold..
sad story, but there's a lesson u should hold..
on how to never ever betray your fold..
so when I see a clumsy hopping toad..
I stare straight ahead my eyes focused on the road..

lol
Yeah, a curious cunning toad...
Re: The Untold Story Of Toad That You Sees On The Road by atilla(m): 9:42pm On Apr 14
Emmanuel30a:
Omo, the weed sweet well well... You wan share from am...?

No thanks unless it's gold. Meanwhile enough of this play. It's getting old
Re: The Untold Story Of Toad That You Sees On The Road by Emmanuel30a: 5:25am On Apr 15
atilla:


No thanks unless it's gold. Meanwhile enough of this play. It's getting old
Na u sabi... Sakasaka bula sekeseke bula...

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