| Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by Daniel058(m): 1:48pm On Apr 28 |
chatinent:
None.
I just need to see God himself.
I have questions.
Questions like:
1. Wetin the firstborn of Egyptians do wey you kill them?
2. Was the flood story really necessary when you could have removed sin? Cos it turned out the flood was useless if sin continued.
3. Why kill Jesus when it could have been the Devil?
4. Wetin Job do why you tell Satan to test am? Na so you dey do?
5. Why put a fruit in garden Eden and still tell them not to eat from it? You bin get plans?
6. Why Solo marry many wives and later you ban am?
7. How Noah take carry all the animals into ark? E no clear.
8. How did the white mercenaries successfully brainwash Africans this much using you even after stealing so much from them?
9. Are you comfortable with how African preachers always lie with your name?
10. Why did you prolong sin when you could have ended it from the start?
11. How did you send Isrealites out of Egypt and still harden Pharaoh's heart to pursue them? Why!
12. If during creation you rested on the seventh day, who created Sunday?
13. If we sin, we go to hell. But you are the one who put that forbidden fruit in Eden. And Satan make them sin. How come you still commission Satan to torment sinners in hell?
14. Why do I have to suffer here on earth when nothing really concern me with your matter with Satan or Eve? And dem say heaven is the goal. It's illogical. To suffer on earth to go heaven? To do what there now? Angels dey short for there?
15. Na true true we all come from Eve? Cos the different races worldwide says otherwise.
16.David killed Goliath with a stone? Samson killed a lion with bare hands? Fish swallow Jonah? Which fish? How Na! Na all this kind story I no dey like.
17. So you mean when Satan was tempting Jesus, both of them dey stroll? Like even when e carry am go mountain dey promise am en glory, they were walking side by side? Abi them fly go up?
18. After from wetin dem say happen for Eden, you and Satan bin get beef before for heaven? Cos I don't believe that serpent and Eve story was how it started. Just be honest with us.
We also need to hear Satan's side of the story naw.
19. Which brand of tea did you drink with that one that said you drank tea with him? You drink Cowbell or Ovaltine?
20. So you really told Abraham make en kpai en son Isaac just to prove he wants you? Ha, you too dey do o. I think that's insecurity tho.
21. Jehovah's Witnesses say blood transfusions is bad but dem dey take blood capsules and tablets. What would you do if they finally discover that it's not that bad? And what about the lives that have been lost? Cos I don dey see say dem don dey dey liberal to some policies forgetting that those policies made others lose lives!
22. Can you really tell those who say their apron dey perform miracles that they've been brainwashed to its highest apogee? How did you put your church sticker on a gas cylinder and didn't refill for 3 years? Did this lie hurt you?
23. The other one say en pray and drove car for miles without fuel. How this lie pain you?
24. Can you really communicate to your African believers that they can pray to you themselves and that their pastors dey job them full time?
25. Have you ever collected a kobo from the tithes and offerings these African preachermen collect? Cos dem say na you dey come collect am when sun go down.
26. Wetin hungry Eve really do? She really eat the fruit abi una force am as Adam no dey contab? Cos the reason for putting the fruit has to be justified naw
27. Dem say Jesus died for our sins. To prove what actually? Why no just kill Satan! What kind of dying ritual is that to save human race when you fit kill Satan? Abi you no fit kill Satan?
28. Besides, how can a white Jesus (and I presume you are white too) die for a black man? Where has it ever happened!
29. Many people love you for the stories they were told and chose to worship you but you snub, ignore and leave them to suffer, experience torture, and die...but console them with Shedrack and Meshach's story, Daniel's story, going to heaven story etc... why!
30. Dem say you go judge everyone on the last day. As in, judge everyone for what first? For the sin you put for garden make Eve chop? Or for the punishment you extended to unborn children wey no do anything? Aje, you and these your stories dey vex me.
And many others bro Rev 4 Vs 11 say That "He created all things for his pleasure "  |
| Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by Ataimo1: 1:57pm On Apr 28 |
Na David and Solomon sure pass |
| Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by LilMissFavvy(f): 2:02pm On Apr 28 |
No 5. Elijah and ... |
| Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by Kamalex2: 2:11pm On Apr 28 |
None
Because Anobi Muhammed was not among |
| Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by ziondaughter247: 2:25pm On Apr 28 |
Definitely Elijah and Elisha for me. |
| Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by 1000Capacity(m): 2:33pm On Apr 28 |
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| Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by GreatVocalist: 2:36pm On Apr 28 |
chatinent:
None.
I just need to see God himself.
I have questions.
Questions like:
1. Wetin the firstborn of Egyptians do wey you kill them?
2. Was the flood story really necessary when you could have removed sin? Cos it turned out the flood was useless if sin continued.
3. Why kill Jesus when it could have been the Devil?
4. Wetin Job do why you tell Satan to test am? Na so you dey do?
5. Why put a fruit in garden Eden and still tell them not to eat from it? You bin get plans?
6. Why Solo marry many wives and later you ban am?
7. How Noah take carry all the animals into ark? E no clear.
8. How did the white mercenaries successfully brainwash Africans this much using you even after stealing so much from them?
9. Are you comfortable with how African preachers always lie with your name?
10. Why did you prolong sin when you could have ended it from the start?
11. How did you send Isrealites out of Egypt and still harden Pharaoh's heart to pursue them? Why!
12. If during creation you rested on the seventh day, who created Sunday?
13. If we sin, we go to hell. But you are the one who put that forbidden fruit in Eden. And Satan make them sin. How come you still commission Satan to torment sinners in hell?
14. Why do I have to suffer here on earth when nothing really concern me with your matter with Satan or Eve? And dem say heaven is the goal. It's illogical. To suffer on earth to go heaven? To do what there now? Angels dey short for there?
15. Na true true we all come from Eve? Cos the different races worldwide says otherwise.
16.David killed Goliath with a stone? Samson killed a lion with bare hands? Fish swallow Jonah? Which fish? How Na! Na all this kind story I no dey like.
17. So you mean when Satan was tempting Jesus, both of them dey stroll? Like even when e carry am go mountain dey promise am en glory, they were walking side by side? Abi them fly go up?
18. After from wetin dem say happen for Eden, you and Satan bin get beef before for heaven? Cos I don't believe that serpent and Eve story was how it started. Just be honest with us.
We also need to hear Satan's side of the story naw.
19. Which brand of tea did you drink with that one that said you drank tea with him? You drink Cowbell or Ovaltine?
20. So you really told Abraham make en kpai en son Isaac just to prove he wants you? Ha, you too dey do o. I think that's insecurity tho.
21. Jehovah's Witnesses say blood transfusions is bad but dem dey take blood capsules and tablets. What would you do if they finally discover that it's not that bad? And what about the lives that have been lost? Cos I don dey see say dem don dey dey liberal to some policies forgetting that those policies made others lose lives!
22. Can you really tell those who say their apron dey perform miracles that they've been brainwashed to its highest apogee? How did you put your church sticker on a gas cylinder and didn't refill for 3 years? Did this lie hurt you?
23. The other one say en pray and drove car for miles without fuel. How this lie pain you?
24. Can you really communicate to your African believers that they can pray to you themselves and that their pastors dey job them full time?
25. Have you ever collected a kobo from the tithes and offerings these African preachermen collect? Cos dem say na you dey come collect am when sun go down.
26. Wetin hungry Eve really do? She really eat the fruit abi una force am as Adam no dey contab? Cos the reason for putting the fruit has to be justified naw
27. Dem say Jesus died for our sins. To prove what actually? Why no just kill Satan! What kind of dying ritual is that to save human race when you fit kill Satan? Abi you no fit kill Satan?
28. Besides, how can a white Jesus (and I presume you are white too) die for a black man? Where has it ever happened!
29. Many people love you for the stories they were told and chose to worship you but you snub, ignore and leave them to suffer, experience torture, and die...but console them with Shedrack and Meshach's story, Daniel's story, going to heaven story etc... why!
30. Dem say you go judge everyone on the last day. As in, judge everyone for what first? For the sin you put for garden make Eve chop? Or for the punishment you extended to unborn children wey no do anything? Aje, you and these your stories dey vex me.
And many others Why are you existing? 1 Like |
| Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by LilMissFavvy(f): 2:36pm On Apr 28 |
I didn't bother adding Elisha, because meeting Elijah alone would be enough for me. 1000Capacity:
And who Elisha |
| Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by 1000Capacity(m): 2:39pm On Apr 28 |
LilMissFavvy:
I didn't bother adding Elisha, because meeting Elijah alone would be enough for me. It's fine  |
| Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by siant: 2:41pm On Apr 28 |
Bwilliam:
What is your point exactly?
If you call someone an extraordinary man, does that mean that he's no longer man?
I want you understand that all men are not equal.
If you are equal to him, then why don't you pray for rain not to fall, and let's see.
- Learn to honor extraordinary men. God honoured his prayer, simply because He wanted to prove something to king Ahab. There's nothing God does without a purpose. If there were miracles in the ministries of Elijah and Elisha, it was as a result of the time they lived. They were not different from the rest of the prophets and of course, the contemporary christians. There was a record in the Bible where the bones of Elisha who was already dead raised a dead. Why couldn't they preserve the bone and use it to raise everyone who is dead? Like I said, God does everything for a purpose. As He has been doing in the past, He is doing it today through us . The Holy Spirit is here with us. Those men were not different from us, I have made a scriptural passage. So deal with it. |
| Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by U2ice(m): 2:43pm On Apr 28 |
Na Adam and Eve o
I need ask Adam whether em high on colos when eve tell em to chop apple |
| Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by WriterX(m): 3:04pm On Apr 28 |
Its definitely going to be Abraham for me, There is a faith That comes from acceptance even without understanding, its the finest form of faith, to simply accept and believe. The greatest statement i ever had "THE LORD WILL PROVIDE" father Abraham i would have love to know how to have such faith in difficulty moments. |
| Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by Bwilliam(m): 4:01pm On Apr 28 |
siant:
God honoured his prayer, simply because He wanted to prove something to king Ahab. There's nothing God does without a purpose. If there were miracles in the ministries of Elijah and Elisha, it was as a result of the time they lived. They were not different from the rest of the prophets and of course, the contemporary christians.
There was a record in the Bible where the bones of Elisha who was already dead raised a dead. Why couldn't they preserve the bone and use it to raise everyone who is dead? Like I said, God does everything for a purpose.
As He has been doing in the past, He is doing it today through us . The Holy Spirit is here with us.
Those men were not different from us,
I have made a scriptural passage. So deal with it. You're just sanctimonious with no real depth to your understanding of the Bible and with no substance to add to what I said. You seem like a person who enjoys hearing the sound of his/her voice reverbrating in their cavernous skull. Learn to only talk when you have something tangible to add, and not just because the opportunity is there. - What do you mean by "... If there were miracles in the ministries of Elijah and Elisha, it was as a result of the time they lived. They were not different from the rest of the prophets and of course, the contemporary christians..." Abeg, where are the miracles that you are performing as a result of the time we are living in or are you not aware that we are in an unprecedented time in Nigeria - If you say that they were not different from the rest of the Prophets, then go and learn about "Consecration" and what it means to be set apart. Do you even understand that there are different categories of Prophets - go and also read up on the topic. God can use everybody but to an extent, not because he is not powerful enough but because of our individual faults and shortcoming. Even I a human cannot build a skyscraper on a foundation that was dug to support a bungalow. - kindly elucidate on the point that you are trying to make with these rant "..There was a record in the Bible where the bones of Elisha who was already dead raised a dead. Why couldn't they preserve the bone and use it to raise everyone who is dead?". - Understand that there are men who have journeyed far with God, who have ascended the mountain and communed with God one-on-one. Men who after seeing God's face, had to wear a veil so that there fellow men will not be afraid of their radiant face. These type of Men are extraordinary and different from their kin & kind. Those Men are different from you in the sense that with fortitude, they have developed the capacity to house a greater dimension of God not seen on Earth before. |
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| Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by qtx(m): 4:32pm On Apr 28 |
chatinent:
None.
I just need to see God himself.
I have questions.
Questions like:
1. Wetin the firstborn of Egyptians do wey you kill them?
2. Was the flood story really necessary when you could have removed sin? Cos it turned out the flood was useless if sin continued.
3. Why kill Jesus when it could have been the Devil?
4. Wetin Job do why you tell Satan to test am? Na so you dey do?
5. Why put a fruit in garden Eden and still tell them not to eat from it? You bin get plans?
6. Why Solo marry many wives and later you ban am?
7. How Noah take carry all the animals into ark? E no clear.
8. How did the white mercenaries successfully brainwash Africans this much using you even after stealing so much from them?
9. Are you comfortable with how African preachers always lie with your name?
10. Why did you prolong sin when you could have ended it from the start?
11. How did you send Isrealites out of Egypt and still harden Pharaoh's heart to pursue them? Why!
12. If during creation you rested on the seventh day, who created Sunday?
13. If we sin, we go to hell. But you are the one who put that forbidden fruit in Eden. And Satan make them sin. How come you still commission Satan to torment sinners in hell?
14. Why do I have to suffer here on earth when nothing really concern me with your matter with Satan or Eve? And dem say heaven is the goal. It's illogical. To suffer on earth to go heaven? To do what there now? Angels dey short for there?
15. Na true true we all come from Eve? Cos the different races worldwide says otherwise.
16.David killed Goliath with a stone? Samson killed a lion with bare hands? Fish swallow Jonah? Which fish? How Na! Na all this kind story I no dey like.
17. So you mean when Satan was tempting Jesus, both of them dey stroll? Like even when e carry am go mountain dey promise am en glory, they were walking side by side? Abi them fly go up?
18. After from wetin dem say happen for Eden, you and Satan bin get beef before for heaven? Cos I don't believe that serpent and Eve story was how it started. Just be honest with us.
We also need to hear Satan's side of the story naw.
19. Which brand of tea did you drink with that one that said you drank tea with him? You drink Cowbell or Ovaltine?
20. So you really told Abraham make en kpai en son Isaac just to prove he wants you? Ha, you too dey do o. I think that's insecurity tho.
21. Jehovah's Witnesses say blood transfusions is bad but dem dey take blood capsules and tablets. What would you do if they finally discover that it's not that bad? And what about the lives that have been lost? Cos I don dey see say dem don dey dey liberal to some policies forgetting that those policies made others lose lives!
22. Can you really tell those who say their apron dey perform miracles that they've been brainwashed to its highest apogee? How did you put your church sticker on a gas cylinder and didn't refill for 3 years? Did this lie hurt you?
23. The other one say en pray and drove car for miles without fuel. How this lie pain you?
24. Can you really communicate to your African believers that they can pray to you themselves and that their pastors dey job them full time?
25. Have you ever collected a kobo from the tithes and offerings these African preachermen collect? Cos dem say na you dey come collect am when sun go down.
26. Wetin hungry Eve really do? She really eat the fruit abi una force am as Adam no dey contab? Cos the reason for putting the fruit has to be justified naw
27. Dem say Jesus died for our sins. To prove what actually? Why no just kill Satan! What kind of dying ritual is that to save human race when you fit kill Satan? Abi you no fit kill Satan?
28. Besides, how can a white Jesus (and I presume you are white too) die for a black man? Where has it ever happened!
29. Many people love you for the stories they were told and chose to worship you but you snub, ignore and leave them to suffer, experience torture, and die...but console them with Shedrack and Meshach's story, Daniel's story, going to heaven story etc... why!
30. Dem say you go judge everyone on the last day. As in, judge everyone for what first? For the sin you put for garden make Eve chop? Or for the punishment you extended to unborn children wey no do anything? Aje, you and these your stories dey vex me.
And many others The answers are in Psalm 14 Vs 1 |
| Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by DMerciful(m): 4:35pm On Apr 28 |
Adam and Eve. I need to know what the forbidden fruit is and why they are it. If i meet the earlier, I'll tell them not to eat it influenz:
Given this opportunity as a Christian, who will you sit with? |
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| Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by DMerciful(m): 4:39pm On Apr 28 |
Reason is that the bible is a scam! The evidence of God is the physical universe he created because such a glorious design cannot be by chance. As an engineer, i know how difficult it is to build even a spoon. There are most likely multiple universes and God is on a voyage to others while man take dominion here chatinent:
None.
I just need to see God himself.
I have questions.
Questions like:
1. Wetin the firstborn of Egyptians do wey you kill them?
2. Was the flood story really necessary when you could have removed sin? Cos it turned out the flood was useless if sin continued.
3. Why kill Jesus when it could have been the Devil?
4. Wetin Job do why you tell Satan to test am? Na so you dey do?
5. Why put a fruit in garden Eden and still tell them not to eat from it? You bin get plans?
6. Why Solo marry many wives and later you ban am?
7. How Noah take carry all the animals into ark? E no clear.
8. How did the white mercenaries successfully brainwash Africans this much using you even after stealing so much from them?
9. Are you comfortable with how African preachers always lie with your name?
10. Why did you prolong sin when you could have ended it from the start?
11. How did you send Isrealites out of Egypt and still harden Pharaoh's heart to pursue them? Why!
12. If during creation you rested on the seventh day, who created Sunday?
13. If we sin, we go to hell. But you are the one who put that forbidden fruit in Eden. And Satan make them sin. How come you still commission Satan to torment sinners in hell?
14. Why do I have to suffer here on earth when nothing really concern me with your matter with Satan or Eve? And dem say heaven is the goal. It's illogical. To suffer on earth to go heaven? To do what there now? Angels dey short for there?
15. Na true true we all come from Eve? Cos the different races worldwide says otherwise.
16.David killed Goliath with a stone? Samson killed a lion with bare hands? Fish swallow Jonah? Which fish? How Na! Na all this kind story I no dey like.
17. So you mean when Satan was tempting Jesus, both of them dey stroll? Like even when e carry am go mountain dey promise am en glory, they were walking side by side? Abi them fly go up?
18. After from wetin dem say happen for Eden, you and Satan bin get beef before for heaven? Cos I don't believe that serpent and Eve story was how it started. Just be honest with us.
We also need to hear Satan's side of the story naw.
19. Which brand of tea did you drink with that one that said you drank tea with him? You drink Cowbell or Ovaltine?
20. So you really told Abraham make en kpai en son Isaac just to prove he wants you? Ha, you too dey do o. I think that's insecurity tho.
21. Jehovah's Witnesses say blood transfusions is bad but dem dey take blood capsules and tablets. What would you do if they finally discover that it's not that bad? And what about the lives that have been lost? Cos I don dey see say dem don dey dey liberal to some policies forgetting that those policies made others lose lives!
22. Can you really tell those who say their apron dey perform miracles that they've been brainwashed to its highest apogee? How did you put your church sticker on a gas cylinder and didn't refill for 3 years? Did this lie hurt you?
23. The other one say en pray and drove car for miles without fuel. How this lie pain you?
24. Can you really communicate to your African believers that they can pray to you themselves and that their pastors dey job them full time?
25. Have you ever collected a kobo from the tithes and offerings these African preachermen collect? Cos dem say na you dey come collect am when sun go down.
26. Wetin hungry Eve really do? She really eat the fruit abi una force am as Adam no dey contab? Cos the reason for putting the fruit has to be justified naw
27. Dem say Jesus died for our sins. To prove what actually? Why no just kill Satan! What kind of dying ritual is that to save human race when you fit kill Satan? Abi you no fit kill Satan?
28. Besides, how can a white Jesus (and I presume you are white too) die for a black man? Where has it ever happened!
29. Many people love you for the stories they were told and chose to worship you but you snub, ignore and leave them to suffer, experience torture, and die...but console them with Shedrack and Meshach's story, Daniel's story, going to heaven story etc... why!
30. Dem say you go judge everyone on the last day. As in, judge everyone for what first? For the sin you put for garden make Eve chop? Or for the punishment you extended to unborn children wey no do anything? Aje, you and these your stories dey vex me.
And many others |
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| Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by MrLibrarian(m): 4:42pm On Apr 28 |
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| Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by folake4u(f): 4:46pm On Apr 28 |
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| Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by BeggingMachine(f): 4:46pm On Apr 28 |
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| Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by BeggingMachine(f): 4:50pm On Apr 28 |
MrLibrarian I quoted you and inserted it inside your post..
Have you seen it? |
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| Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by Izunwa(m): 5:03pm On Apr 28 |
Ur werey is on another level aswear  . The questions make sense shaa cos I've begin to ask most of the questions recently . Eg Jesus suffered, died and paid the debt for our sins? Paid to who exactly? God or satan? If God, why didn't he just write off the debt instead of all these dramas and making Judas the Scapegoat in the process. If the debt was paid to satan, does it mean satan is more powerful  and the debt was paid out of fear . So many things are really not adding up  chatinent:
None.
I just need to see God himself.
I have questions.
Questions like:
1. Wetin the firstborn of Egyptians do wey you kill them?
2. Was the flood story really necessary when you could have removed sin? Cos it turned out the flood was useless if sin continued.
3. Why kill Jesus when it could have been the Devil?
4. Wetin Job do why you tell Satan to test am? Na so you dey do?
5. Why put a fruit in garden Eden and still tell them not to eat from it? You bin get plans?
6. Why Solo marry many wives and later you ban am?
7. How Noah take carry all the animals into ark? E no clear.
8. How did the white mercenaries successfully brainwash Africans this much using you even after stealing so much from them?
9. Are you comfortable with how African preachers always lie with your name?
10. Why did you prolong sin when you could have ended it from the start?
11. How did you send Isrealites out of Egypt and still harden Pharaoh's heart to pursue them? Why!
12. If during creation you rested on the seventh day, who created Sunday?
13. If we sin, we go to hell. But you are the one who put that forbidden fruit in Eden. And Satan make them sin. How come you still commission Satan to torment sinners in hell?
14. Why do I have to suffer here on earth when nothing really concern me with your matter with Satan or Eve? And dem say heaven is the goal. It's illogical. To suffer on earth to go heaven? To do what there now? Angels dey short for there?
15. Na true true we all come from Eve? Cos the different races worldwide says otherwise.
16.David killed Goliath with a stone? Samson killed a lion with bare hands? Fish swallow Jonah? Which fish? How Na! Na all this kind story I no dey like.
17. So you mean when Satan was tempting Jesus, both of them dey stroll? Like even when e carry am go mountain dey promise am en glory, they were walking side by side? Abi them fly go up?
18. After from wetin dem say happen for Eden, you and Satan bin get beef before for heaven? Cos I don't believe that serpent and Eve story was how it started. Just be honest with us.
We also need to hear Satan's side of the story naw.
19. Which brand of tea did you drink with that one that said you drank tea with him? You drink Cowbell or Ovaltine?
20. So you really told Abraham make en kpai en son Isaac just to prove he wants you? Ha, you too dey do o. I think that's insecurity tho.
21. Jehovah's Witnesses say blood transfusions is bad but dem dey take blood capsules and tablets. What would you do if they finally discover that it's not that bad? And what about the lives that have been lost? Cos I don dey see say dem don dey dey liberal to some policies forgetting that those policies made others lose lives!
22. Can you really tell those who say their apron dey perform miracles that they've been brainwashed to its highest apogee? How did you put your church sticker on a gas cylinder and didn't refill for 3 years? Did this lie hurt you?
23. The other one say en pray and drove car for miles without fuel. How this lie pain you?
24. Can you really communicate to your African believers that they can pray to you themselves and that their pastors dey job them full time?
25. Have you ever collected a kobo from the tithes and offerings these African preachermen collect? Cos dem say na you dey come collect am when sun go down.
26. Wetin hungry Eve really do? She really eat the fruit abi una force am as Adam no dey contab? Cos the reason for putting the fruit has to be justified naw
27. Dem say Jesus died for our sins. To prove what actually? Why no just kill Satan! What kind of dying ritual is that to save human race when you fit kill Satan? Abi you no fit kill Satan?
28. Besides, how can a white Jesus (and I presume you are white too) die for a black man? Where has it ever happened!
29. Many people love you for the stories they were told and chose to worship you but you snub, ignore and leave them to suffer, experience torture, and die...but console them with Shedrack and Meshach's story, Daniel's story, going to heaven story etc... why!
30. Dem say you go judge everyone on the last day. As in, judge everyone for what first? For the sin you put for garden make Eve chop? Or for the punishment you extended to unborn children wey no do anything? Aje, you and these your stories dey vex me.
And many others |
| Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by Monaboo(m): 5:03pm On Apr 28 |
Elijah did not die. He was raptured.
Elisah had a double portion of Elijah's anointing.
You have my answer. |
| Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by Cassandraloius: 5:12pm On Apr 28 |
chatinent:
None.
I just need to see God himself.
I have questions.
Questions like:
1. Wetin the firstborn of Egyptians do wey you kill them?
2. Was the flood story really necessary when you could have removed sin? Cos it turned out the flood was useless if sin continued.
3. Why kill Jesus when it could have been the Devil?
4. Wetin Job do why you tell Satan to test am? Na so you dey do?
5. Why put a fruit in garden Eden and still tell them not to eat from it? You bin get plans?
6. Why Solo marry many wives and later you ban am?
7. How Noah take carry all the animals into ark? E no clear.
8. How did the white mercenaries successfully brainwash Africans this much using you even after stealing so much from them?
9. Are you comfortable with how African preachers always lie with your name?
10. Why did you prolong sin when you could have ended it from the start?
11. How did you send Isrealites out of Egypt and still harden Pharaoh's heart to pursue them? Why!
12. If during creation you rested on the seventh day, who created Sunday?
13. If we sin, we go to hell. But you are the one who put that forbidden fruit in Eden. And Satan make them sin. How come you still commission Satan to torment sinners in hell?
14. Why do I have to suffer here on earth when nothing really concern me with your matter with Satan or Eve? And dem say heaven is the goal. It's illogical. To suffer on earth to go heaven? To do what there now? Angels dey short for there?
15. Na true true we all come from Eve? Cos the different races worldwide says otherwise.
16.David killed Goliath with a stone? Samson killed a lion with bare hands? Fish swallow Jonah? Which fish? How Na! Na all this kind story I no dey like.
17. So you mean when Satan was tempting Jesus, both of them dey stroll? Like even when e carry am go mountain dey promise am en glory, they were walking side by side? Abi them fly go up?
18. After from wetin dem say happen for Eden, you and Satan bin get beef before for heaven? Cos I don't believe that serpent and Eve story was how it started. Just be honest with us.
We also need to hear Satan's side of the story naw.
19. Which brand of tea did you drink with that one that said you drank tea with him? You drink Cowbell or Ovaltine?
20. So you really told Abraham make en kpai en son Isaac just to prove he wants you? Ha, you too dey do o. I think that's insecurity tho.
21. Jehovah's Witnesses say blood transfusions is bad but dem dey take blood capsules and tablets. What would you do if they finally discover that it's not that bad? And what about the lives that have been lost? Cos I don dey see say dem don dey dey liberal to some policies forgetting that those policies made others lose lives!
22. Can you really tell those who say their apron dey perform miracles that they've been brainwashed to its highest apogee? How did you put your church sticker on a gas cylinder and didn't refill for 3 years? Did this lie hurt you?
23. The other one say en pray and drove car for miles without fuel. How this lie pain you?
24. Can you really communicate to your African believers that they can pray to you themselves and that their pastors dey job them full time?
25. Have you ever collected a kobo from the tithes and offerings these African preachermen collect? Cos dem say na you dey come collect am when sun go down.
26. Wetin hungry Eve really do? She really eat the fruit abi una force am as Adam no dey contab? Cos the reason for putting the fruit has to be justified naw
27. Dem say Jesus died for our sins. To prove what actually? Why no just kill Satan! What kind of dying ritual is that to save human race when you fit kill Satan? Abi you no fit kill Satan?
28. Besides, how can a white Jesus (and I presume you are white too) die for a black man? Where has it ever happened!
29. Many people love you for the stories they were told and chose to worship you but you snub, ignore and leave them to suffer, experience torture, and die...but console them with Shedrack and Meshach's story, Daniel's story, going to heaven story etc... why!
30. Dem say you go judge everyone on the last day. As in, judge everyone for what first? For the sin you put for garden make Eve chop? Or for the punishment you extended to unborn children wey no do anything? Aje, you and these your stories dey vex me.
And many others You sure say you be human being? |
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| Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by Dpopsman123(m): 6:35pm On Apr 28 |
influenz:
Given this opportunity as a Christian, who will you sit with? Permit me if I can swap between Father A And King D! I just love being me!  |
| Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by BluntCrazeMan: 7:16pm On Apr 28 |
influenz:
Given this opportunity as a Christian, who will you sit with? That empty seat on the right.. I don't want to discuss anything while having my lunch. Then, of I must sit with someone,, then it would be ADAM-&-EVE.. Reason,, I would like to know whether they looked like neanderthals or like modern humans. |
| Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by realmindz: 7:38pm On Apr 28 |
chatinent:
None.
I just need to see God himself.
I have questions.
Questions like:
1. Wetin the firstborn of Egyptians do wey you kill them?
2. Was the flood story really necessary when you could have removed sin? Cos it turned out the flood was useless if sin continued.
3. Why kill Jesus when it could have been the Devil?
4. Wetin Job do why you tell Satan to test am? Na so you dey do?
5. Why put a fruit in garden Eden and still tell them not to eat from it? You bin get plans?
6. Why Solo marry many wives and later you ban am?
7. How Noah take carry all the animals into ark? E no clear.
8. How did the white mercenaries successfully brainwash Africans this much using you even after stealing so much from them?
9. Are you comfortable with how African preachers always lie with your name?
10. Why did you prolong sin when you could have ended it from the start?
11. How did you send Isrealites out of Egypt and still harden Pharaoh's heart to pursue them? Why!
12. If during creation you rested on the seventh day, who created Sunday?
13. If we sin, we go to hell. But you are the one who put that forbidden fruit in Eden. And Satan make them sin. How come you still commission Satan to torment sinners in hell?
14. Why do I have to suffer here on earth when nothing really concern me with your matter with Satan or Eve? And dem say heaven is the goal. It's illogical. To suffer on earth to go heaven? To do what there now? Angels dey short for there?
15. Na true true we all come from Eve? Cos the different races worldwide says otherwise.
16.David killed Goliath with a stone? Samson killed a lion with bare hands? Fish swallow Jonah? Which fish? How Na! Na all this kind story I no dey like.
17. So you mean when Satan was tempting Jesus, both of them dey stroll? Like even when e carry am go mountain dey promise am en glory, they were walking side by side? Abi them fly go up?
18. After from wetin dem say happen for Eden, you and Satan bin get beef before for heaven? Cos I don't believe that serpent and Eve story was how it started. Just be honest with us.
We also need to hear Satan's side of the story naw.
19. Which brand of tea did you drink with that one that said you drank tea with him? You drink Cowbell or Ovaltine?
20. So you really told Abraham make en kpai en son Isaac just to prove he wants you? Ha, you too dey do o. I think that's insecurity tho.
21. Jehovah's Witnesses say blood transfusions is bad but dem dey take blood capsules and tablets. What would you do if they finally discover that it's not that bad? And what about the lives that have been lost? Cos I don dey see say dem don dey dey liberal to some policies forgetting that those policies made others lose lives!
22. Can you really tell those who say their apron dey perform miracles that they've been brainwashed to its highest apogee? How did you put your church sticker on a gas cylinder and didn't refill for 3 years? Did this lie hurt you?
23. The other one say en pray and drove car for miles without fuel. How this lie pain you?
24. Can you really communicate to your African believers that they can pray to you themselves and that their pastors dey job them full time?
25. Have you ever collected a kobo from the tithes and offerings these African preachermen collect? Cos dem say na you dey come collect am when sun go down.
26. Wetin hungry Eve really do? She really eat the fruit abi una force am as Adam no dey contab? Cos the reason for putting the fruit has to be justified naw
27. Dem say Jesus died for our sins. To prove what actually? Why no just kill Satan! What kind of dying ritual is that to save human race when you fit kill Satan? Abi you no fit kill Satan?
28. Besides, how can a white Jesus (and I presume you are white too) die for a black man? Where has it ever happened!
29. Many people love you for the stories they were told and chose to worship you but you snub, ignore and leave them to suffer, experience torture, and die...but console them with Shedrack and Meshach's story, Daniel's story, going to heaven story etc... why!
30. Dem say you go judge everyone on the last day. As in, judge everyone for what first? For the sin you put for garden make Eve chop? Or for the punishment you extended to unborn children wey no do anything? Aje, you and these your stories dey vex me.
And many others I am interested in how they managed to scam billions of people to believe in the most bullshit stories ever written called Bible 1 Like 1 Share |
