femi4:
The only woman that could handle elijah with all his anointing

sprints1:
uncle please carefully read the book of acts to 2 Corinthians... So many contradicting statements with other books in the bible...

CSTRR:

There's nothing contradicting about it.

lokotamak:
Elijah and Elisha is ok ( Aye agbara ni awa)
We need power to manifest, because this present world is full of wickedness, where ones will be using perfume soap to tap glory, siblings will be fighting for property .

folake4u:


Don't skip your medicine today.

CSTRR:


Woe unto him that striveth with his Maker! Let the potsherd strive with the potsherds of the earth. Shall the clay say to him that fashioneth it, What makest thou? or thy work, He hath no hands?

Isaiah 45:9

That is how God will answer you,

The wood does not tell the Carpenter, why did you break me?

otherway:


This is freaking hilarious.

But then, as God wrote in the scriptures... His ways are not our ways and that the greatest wisdom of man is foolishness to him.

This is the more reason you should give your life to christ so that you will go to heaven and have the first hand opportunity to ask him all these questions and Trust me, he will gladly give you answers cos he said we shall see him in heaven and he will let us understand the deep things that look mysterious to us.

BlocksNG:
Adam & eve. I'll like to see the shape of eve's boobs and to see maybe she's shaved.

influenz:
Given this opportunity as a Christian, who will you sit with?

palel:
Lunch with Adam and Eve then twosome afterwards

influenz:
Given this opportunity as a Christian, who will you sit with?

chatinent:
None.


I just need to see God himself.

I have questions.


Questions like:

1. Wetin the firstborn of Egyptians do wey you kill them?

2. Was the flood story really necessary when you could have removed sin? Cos it turned out the flood was useless if sin continued.

3. Why kill Jesus when it could have been the Devil?

4. Wetin Job do why you tell Satan to test am? Na so you dey do?

5. Why put a fruit in garden Eden and still tell them not to eat from it? You bin get plans?

6. Why Solo marry many wives and later you ban am?

7. How Noah take carry all the animals into ark? E no clear.


8. How did the white mercenaries successfully brainwash Africans this much using you even after stealing so much from them?


9. Are you comfortable with how African preachers always lie with your name?


10. Why did you prolong sin when you could have ended it from the start?


11. How did you send Isrealites out of Egypt and still harden Pharaoh's heart to pursue them? Why!


12. If during creation you rested on the seventh day, who created Sunday?

13. If we sin, we go to hell. But you are the one who put that forbidden fruit in Eden. And Satan make them sin. How come you still commission Satan to torment sinners in hell?

14. Why do I have to suffer here on earth when nothing really concern me with your matter with Satan or Eve? And dem say heaven is the goal. It's illogical. To suffer on earth to go heaven? To do what there now? Angels dey short for there?


15. Na true true we all come from Eve? Cos the different races worldwide says otherwise.


16.David killed Goliath with a stone? Samson killed a lion with bare hands? Fish swallow Jonah? Which fish? How Na! Na all this kind story I no dey like.


17. So you mean when Satan was tempting Jesus, both of them dey stroll? Like even when e carry am go mountain dey promise am en glory, they were walking side by side? Abi them fly go up?


18. After from wetin dem say happen for Eden, you and Satan bin get beef before for heaven? Cos I don't believe that serpent and Eve story was how it started. Just be honest with us.

We also need to hear Satan's side of the story naw.


19. Which brand of tea did you drink with that one that said you drank tea with him? You drink Cowbell or Ovaltine?


20. So you really told Abraham make en kpai en son Isaac just to prove he wants you? Ha, you too dey do o. I think that's insecurity tho.


21. Jehovah's Witnesses say blood transfusions is bad but dem dey take blood capsules and tablets. What would you do if they finally discover that it's not that bad? And what about the lives that have been lost? Cos I don dey see say dem don dey dey liberal to some policies forgetting that those policies made others lose lives!


22. Can you really tell those who say their apron dey perform miracles that they've been brainwashed to its highest apogee? How did you put your church sticker on a gas cylinder and didn't refill for 3 years? Did this lie hurt you?


23. The other one say en pray and drove car for miles without fuel. How this lie pain you?



24. Can you really communicate to your African believers that they can pray to you themselves and that their pastors dey job them full time?


25. Have you ever collected a kobo from the tithes and offerings these African preachermen collect? Cos dem say na you dey come collect am when sun go down.


26. Wetin hungry Eve really do? She really eat the fruit abi una force am as Adam no dey contab? Cos the reason for putting the fruit has to be justified naw


27. Dem say Jesus died for our sins. To prove what actually? Why no just kill Satan! What kind of dying ritual is that to save human race when you fit kill Satan? Abi you no fit kill Satan?


28. Besides, how can a white Jesus (and I presume you are white too) die for a black man? Where has it ever happened!


29. Many people love you for the stories they were told and chose to worship you but you snub, ignore and leave them to suffer, experience torture, and die...but console them with Shedrack and Meshach's story, Daniel's story, going to heaven story etc... why!



30. Dem say you go judge everyone on the last day. As in, judge everyone for what first? For the sin you put for garden make Eve chop? Or for the punishment you extended to unborn children wey no do anything? Aje, you and these your stories dey vex me.







And many others

influenz:
Given this opportunity as a Christian, who will you sit with?

Zonefree:
No Solomon, No Lunch.

doncartel:
Adam and Eve. I want to know how Tinubu genes take enter human biology and whether the genes can be flushed out so as to flush out the same Tinubu.

1000Capacity:
Moses and Aaron. I will like to learn more about the science behind the Bronze snake.
I want to know how to heal people, no one should die from sickness

Charmingrascal:
Abraham; I wan ask Baba one or two thing

BlocksNG:
Adam & eve. I'll like to see the shape of eve's boobs and to see maybe she's shaved.

BlocksNG:
Adam & eve. I'll like to see the shape of eve's boobs and to see maybe she's shaved.

BlocksNG:
Adam & eve. I'll like to see the shape of eve's boobs and to see maybe she's shaved.

influenz:
Given this opportunity as a Christian, who will you sit with?

influenz:
Given this opportunity as a Christian, who will you sit with?