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10 Things To Never Ask Ur Girlfriend by raphy(m): 8:51pm On Sep 23, 2007
What's for dinner?
This question was acceptable at one point in time -- a time when it was also “acceptable” to grab your secretary’s Behind and call her “toots.” These days, it’s become a presumptuous, politically incorrect query that paints you as a backward, misogynistic jerk.

Of course, you’re going to have to ask this question from time to time. But throwing on an apron and having dinner waiting for her when she gets home from work once in a while gives you the political capital to ask withouCan I borrow some money?
The very foundation of every male/female relationship is based on the man providing for the woman and making her feel secure. It once consisted of us bringing mammoth steaks back to the cave, but now it means providing a measure of financial security.

Asking her to lend you money completely shatters her faith in you to provide this basic function. She will question your money sense, your fiscal responsibility, heck, even your manhood. Ask a buddy, take out a loan, get another job -- do anything but hit your girl up for cash.
t fear of reprisal.How many guys have you slept with?
We all fantasize that our girls are pristine virgins untouched by other slimy male dogs. But we also know this probably isn’t the case. It’s natural to wonder just how many guys have had the pleasure of defiling your beautiful delicate flower, but unless you want to open a Costco-sized can of worms, you are going to have to just keep wondering.

What's wrong with asking this question? First of all, it is none of your business; and secondly, you might not be happy with what you hear. Her answer could have far-reaching implications, tainting her in your eyes and really throwing a wrench into your future. As they say, curiosity killed the libido.Are you wearing that?
Girls agonize over their outfits, taking great care in choosing every layer and accessory. So if she comes out of the bedroom for a night out and you pop off with this gem of a question, you are just inviting the mother of all battles.

Odds are that she would probably love to just throw on a pair of jeans and her least wrinkled shirt, but females are held to a higher fashion standard than we are. On top of that, most guys are certainly not in a position to give fashion advice to anyone. If her clothes are really heinous, you can suggest switching plans to stay home for a quiet night in. Otherwise, bite your tongue, tell her she looks beautiful and plan secretly to ruin the offending outfit the next time you do laundry.Don't you ever just want to start over somewhere new?
Occasionally, everyone gets caught in a Groundhog Day-esque rut and fantasizes about pulling up their roots and leaving it all behind. But vocalizing these dreams can leave her feeling hurt and very replaceable. It’s a perfectly understandable reaction to the question; she probably feels quite happy where she is and wouldn’t dream of leaving you.

You are best to keep these escapist fantasies to yourself and focus on making your reality more tolerable. Take up a new hobby or book a vacation with your little honey bunny -- do whatever it takes. Because bringing up this taboo subject is going to do nothing to make your situation better. In fact, it will likely make it a whole lot worse.

to be continued
Re: 10 Things To Never Ask Ur Girlfriend by Raymond88(m): 12:47am On Sep 24, 2007
Meh! tongue
Re: 10 Things To Never Ask Ur Girlfriend by iice(f): 3:51pm On Oct 05, 2007
Too much stress. . . .i don't like stress
Re: 10 Things To Never Ask Ur Girlfriend by bebe2007(m): 4:02pm On Oct 05, 2007
Never ask her for a Mouth Gig when you are not ready to give a head.
Re: 10 Things To Never Ask Ur Girlfriend by moondust(m): 4:41pm On Oct 05, 2007
have u taken it in the a&* before?
Re: 10 Things To Never Ask Ur Girlfriend by iykedee: 10:02am On Aug 29, 2008
Another question you should never ask a woman is "Your girlfriend is fine, does she have a man?"
Re: 10 Things To Never Ask Ur Girlfriend by 190: 11:55am On Jun 02, 2011
Are u wearing pant angry angry

Very important question angry angry
Re: 10 Things To Never Ask Ur Girlfriend by MMM2(m): 12:39pm On Jun 02, 2011
hope u re not menstruating.
Re: 10 Things To Never Ask Ur Girlfriend by MMM2(m): 12:43pm On Jun 02, 2011
hope u re not a virgin.
Re: 10 Things To Never Ask Ur Girlfriend by md4real(m): 3:22pm On Jun 02, 2011
did you use a pill? shocked shocked
Re: 10 Things To Never Ask Ur Girlfriend by oiseworld: 11:53pm On Jun 02, 2011
@poster
what are the 10 things, or is this kind of a puzzle.
Re: 10 Things To Never Ask Ur Girlfriend by Badesh(m): 12:52pm On Jun 03, 2011
Never ask a lady how many men she's had, you never will get the desired result cos you set her on guard. Meanwhile her p*ssy does not have a measuring meter na, so how do you ascertain?. Just take it from where you met it, that's her cross to carry. For the restless ones, they tend to let you into details over time through various gists etc.

Take heart!!!!!!

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