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Which One Will You Catch First? by Phate07(m): 5:18pm On Dec 15, 2011

Someone asked this question on a BBM chat group:

Imagine u are outside playing
with a baby with just a towel
covering ur body,then as you threw the baby up, your towel looses meanwhile there are so many people around.

Which one will you catch 1st, the BABY or your TOWEL?
Re: Which One Will You Catch First? by Goldieluks: 5:22pm On Dec 15, 2011
the baby.
Re: Which One Will You Catch First? by MrsChima1(f): 5:27pm On Dec 15, 2011
Of course the baby. undecided undecided undecided undecided

You seen one toto, you done seen them all! tongue
Re: Which One Will You Catch First? by Goldieluks: 5:30pm On Dec 15, 2011
Mrs, Chima:

Of course the baby. undecided undecided undecided undecided

You seen one toto, you done seen them all! tongue



i tire,wetin person go shame for brea.st and toto for? cheesy
Re: Which One Will You Catch First? by Kslib(m): 6:11pm On Dec 15, 2011
Phate07:


Someone asked this question on a BBM chat group:

Imagine u are outside playing
with a baby with just a towel
covering your body,then as you threw the baby up, your towel looses meanwhile there are so many people around.

Which one will you catch 1st, the BABY or your TOWEL?
I will catch the baby.People wey dey act blue film ge two head?
Re: Which One Will You Catch First? by Nobody: 6:13pm On Dec 15, 2011
Kslib:

I will catch the baby.People wey dey act blue film ge two head?


grin grin
Re: Which One Will You Catch First? by freecocoa(f): 6:21pm On Dec 15, 2011
As warrior princess wey I be,I'll catch the baby with one hand and towel with the other,win~ win at the end.
Re: Which One Will You Catch First? by 195(f): 7:38pm On Dec 15, 2011
FALLS FROM BED @ THE QUESTION



I THINK ITS BETA 2 COVER THE PUNANIE

DAMN A WHOLE STREET SEE PUNANIEE


U CAN HAVE KIDS LATER ABEG
Re: Which One Will You Catch First? by iyatrustee(f): 7:45pm On Dec 15, 2011
190_@:

FALLS FROM BED @ THE QUESTION



I THINK ITS BETA 2 COVER THE PUNANIE

DAMN A WHOLE STREET SEE PUNANIEE


U CAN HAVE KIDS LATER ABEG
dumbest post i have read in a while. so u wld rather have ur child fall to the ground becos of dat 2 inch preak between ur legs. sad shocked
Re: Which One Will You Catch First? by 195(f): 8:00pm On Dec 15, 2011
^Actually its 11' now embarassed embarassed
Re: Which One Will You Catch First? by pendo89(f): 8:09pm On Dec 15, 2011
was it a toddler that asked this? does he/she assume a baby is jet fuel which evaporates in air?
Re: Which One Will You Catch First? by Nobody: 8:44pm On Dec 15, 2011
Baby.
Re: Which One Will You Catch First? by Exponental(m): 8:46pm On Dec 15, 2011
Action speaks rather than words.
I want to believe i will catch d baby in a squatting position.
Covering dat thing is a reflex action u know na, even adam n eve reacted in d garden of eden then.
Re: Which One Will You Catch First? by Nobody: 9:57pm On Dec 15, 2011
It depends on the baby! cheesy If the baby would grow up to be Mr Cork, mehn, towel first o! No time!
Re: Which One Will You Catch First? by Chimezie198(m): 11:38pm On Dec 15, 2011
Goldieluks:



i tire,wetin person go shame for brea.st and toto for? cheesy

Re: Which One Will You Catch First? by 195(f): 11:47pm On Dec 15, 2011
So to[i]t[/i]o would be for public access because u wan catch pickin


Cheiii - Nigerians dont u value your private parts


God abeg ooh - I have seen grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Which One Will You Catch First? by Ranoscky(m): 4:13am On Dec 16, 2011
Omo, c my prick wella. You can even take picture of it if u like, but make my pikin dey safe o jare! Shey if u c am, u don touch am?. . . Abegi!
Re: Which One Will You Catch First? by 195(f): 10:47am On Dec 16, 2011
Ranoscky:

Omo, c my prick wella. You can even take picture of it if u like, but make my pikin dey safe o jare! Shey if u c am, u don touch am?. . . Abegi!
shocked shocked
Re: Which One Will You Catch First? by Okijajuju1(m): 10:50am On Dec 16, 2011
Towel jor!!

Even reflex action go be in favour of the Towel.

Thats why its called "Private part", its supposed to remain private at all costs! angry
Re: Which One Will You Catch First? by 195(f): 10:54am On Dec 16, 2011
^i taya

pickin can always com later again
Re: Which One Will You Catch First? by xynerise: 11:02am On Dec 16, 2011
Phate07:


Someone asked this question on a BBM chat group:

Imagine u are outside playing
with a baby with just a towel
covering your body,then as you threw the baby up, your towel looses meanwhile there are so many people around.

Which one will you catch 1st, the BABY or your TOWEL?
Simple, I will let the baby bounce twice before I catch it.
Re: Which One Will You Catch First? by iyatrustee(f): 11:35am On Dec 16, 2011
Antelope! Why not let the baby bounce 7times? sad shocked
Re: Which One Will You Catch First? by Phate07(m): 12:53pm On Dec 16, 2011
xynerise:

Simple, I will let the baby bounce twice before I catch it.


I will make sure Skydeep sees this. undecided

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