A wife knew her husband was sleeping with their maid,so she laid a trap.
She sent the maid to the village for weekend and didn't tell her husband.
That night they went to bed.
The husband woke up and gave his old story.
"Excuse me dear,i want to watch Tv in the parlor", he went to the parlor first.
Shortly,wife snicked into the maid room,stripped and laid on the bed light off.
She heard him come in silently & wasted no time with words & started making luv wit her since she was naked.
When he finished, the wife said to him,
"God has exposed you, you didn't expect me on this bed, did you"?
She then switched on the light.
"No Madam!!!" said d gate man, am sorry i no no sey na you.

Old one

lol

[size=28pt]LMAO!!!!! [/size]           

Old.  (She should know her husband's dick better than anyone. I guess not!)

^^^

Mrs, Chima:

Old.  (She should know her husband's Joystick better than anyone. I guess not!)

May be the gateman dick is sweeter than the hubbie's

inufele2:

May be the gateman Joystick is sweeter than the hubbie's

I wonder if she went back for seconds, thirds, fourths, fifths, and so on.

Mrs, Chima:

Old.  (She should know her husband's Joystick better than anyone. I guess not!)

not always true. men can learn different s3x styles and motions.

That is soooo Funny too bad for her.

And the gateman just managed to smell, act, moan and bleep like her husband?
The real joke is where the husband was. Any body wanna guess?

MsDarkSkin:

not always true. men can learn different s3x styles and motions.

Different intimate styles and dick/mannerisms are two different things. 

If he did it canine style, missionary style, and spoon style, fast, and slow, his Joystick will still remain the same size and mannerisms.

Hey we are here arguing over a joke. Are we normal at all?

ROTFLMAO so Funny

Madam, how have you been?