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Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Nobody: 9:42pm On Feb 06, 2012
@killz. I no trust u again cry

@BAÐO n EFE. She dey learn karate embarassed cry so i no go fit abi u no wan see me here again grin
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by bunmioguns(m): 9:56pm On Feb 06, 2012
laffin wiv my d1ck donkoline grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Killz3(m): 9:57pm On Feb 06, 2012
Don. you are not ready! NEXT pls! cheesy
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Nobody: 10:05pm On Feb 06, 2012
@killz. . Pls help me with dat boy above u. He has been complaining of gono. Pls help him.
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Idowuogbo(f): 10:06pm On Feb 06, 2012
Killz u neva give me anytin o am neva sick wink cheesy
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Killz3(m): 10:12pm On Feb 06, 2012
I didnt say you were sick. . . But my injection had a hand in that "big bumper" tongue tongue tongue
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 10:13pm On Feb 06, 2012
chelseabmw:

Where da hell is jackpot?   My guy my guy,  lipsrsealed
is this bro chelskea?

*fires 3 gunshots in tha air* cool shocked cool

*rushes closer as we chop knuckles and embrace* cheesy cheesy

long time no see, my guy. sad cheesy

missed our collabo oh.  sad The thing tight mehn cool

flash my line make we discuss our latest formation grin grin
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Nobody: 10:26pm On Feb 06, 2012
Er. . . Where is adamu d gateman? Why did he liv d gate open? tongue
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 10:32pm On Feb 06, 2012
bunmioguns:

laffin wiv my d1ck donkoline
that 3-inches pencil? lipsrsealed lipsrsealed tongue tongue

SMH undecided
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 10:45pm On Feb 06, 2012
DONkollione:

Er. . . Where is adamu d gateman? Why did he liv d gate open? tongue
DONKOLO-ONE
yeah, while you were away at work, Adamu(the gateman) climbed upstairs and entered your wifey room

the next thing I heard from her window was the squeaking of her spring bed and then her voice, "aaah aaah, easy ooo, mmm, are you feeling it baby? I'm cumminggg! "

have you ever wondered why immediately you asks her for a good nyanshing, she always comes up with the excuse, "honey, i'm so tired now. Can we do it some other time, pls?" grin

Hehehe grin
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by bunmioguns(m): 10:56pm On Feb 06, 2012
jackpot:

that 3-inches pencil? lipsrsealed lipsrsealed tongue tongue

SMH undecided

You don see am B4 Mumu
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by ARareGem(f): 10:59pm On Feb 06, 2012
Good evening all.
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Kinezeala(m): 11:09pm On Feb 06, 2012
Mtchew
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by ARareGem(f): 11:10pm On Feb 06, 2012
Mikuz, hw far na?
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Killz3(m): 11:12pm On Feb 06, 2012
ARareGem:

Good evening all.
smiley
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Kinezeala(m): 11:16pm On Feb 06, 2012
@Araregem,
Im fine and you?
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Nobody: 11:16pm On Feb 06, 2012
@araregem. . . Na mikuz abi na kinezeala u dey see? (lwtmb4 here o o)
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by bunmioguns(m): 11:17pm On Feb 06, 2012
ARareGem:

Good evening all.

Iyawo, hw u dey, av been looking for u since
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by ARareGem(f): 11:26pm On Feb 06, 2012
Killz, hello.

Don, nor be the same person. Lol

Bunmi, hw are ya doin?
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by ARareGem(f): 11:32pm On Feb 06, 2012
@ all- I'm fine and wishn you a nice rest. smiley
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Kinezeala(m): 11:38pm On Feb 06, 2012
Yeah and you too.
Wish you'd dream about me.
Hehe
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 11:55pm On Feb 06, 2012
^you don leave protest dey eye woman, my brother

lol cheesy
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 11:58pm On Feb 06, 2012
bunmioguns:

You don see am B4 Mumu
SLAPS!!! tongue
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Kinezeala(m): 12:02am On Feb 07, 2012
hehehe,
bro she dey scatter my head o.
Na she just dey my mind. I dont think of anything else apart from her.
I don even forget my protest slogan sef. Na she i just dey reason since!!
The babe too fine.
So a Nigerian chick can be this charming?
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 12:22am On Feb 07, 2012
Tosinville:

who's this kim k people were chanting about plz?

does she give punny for free?
Mrs, Chima:

Kim K is attractive with caked on make up and can suck a Joystick backwards, however what else is she good for?


crazy fellas. . . cheesy
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by bunmioguns(m): 5:30am On Feb 07, 2012
@Kinezeala. . .u jst come here, come dey eye my Wife Araregem abi, God no go give u dt

*Rush home to bring cutlass*
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Kinezeala(m): 11:57am On Feb 07, 2012
Bunmi you well so?
Who is ya wife?
Araregem?
Na mumu dey worry you!
Na imaginary wedding una do or what?
Others dey do marriage for inside court or church, but you dey do ya own inside ya mind.
SMN (shaking my neck)
mtchew
lol.
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Kinezeala(m): 12:07pm On Feb 07, 2012
Guys please join our group. Its called NJPC. Dont ask me the full meaning,but its a jokers club. Guys make una join,peeps join the group. Boys join the group,girls join, d1ck join,harry join,tom join.
Join o . . .
Na group be the latest ish now.
Pick ya forms today. . .join now. Yes join now now now now now, i mean now now now now. You heard me right now now now.
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by bunmioguns(m): 12:40pm On Feb 07, 2012
Kinezeala:

Bunmi you well so?
Who is ya wife?
Araregem?
Na mumu dey worry you!
Na imaginary wedding una do or what?
Others dey do marriage for inside court or church, but you dey do ya own inside ya mind.
SMN (shaking my neck)
mtchew
lol.


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Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Nobody: 1:37pm On Feb 07, 2012
Pls i neèd a suger mummy cheesy .With immediate effect. NOTE: TERMS AND CONDITIONS APPLY cheesy
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Kinezeala(m): 2:51pm On Feb 07, 2012
the call of freedom echoes throughout the world.
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Nobody: 3:28pm On Feb 07, 2012
Jackpot hw far? cool

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