"Dear Girlfriends,
Due to certain circumstances
, beyond our control, such as; subsidy removal, Boko Haram, unemployment,
non payment of minimum wage among other economic downfalls, we would not
ße taking part or available during this year's valentine's day celebration. Obviously, our country needs prayer
and fasting and all bachelors have agreed to engage i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ indoor fasting and prayer through feb 12th to 16th 2012.
We advice you visit Ɣ☺ΰя parents and other family members to spend valentine's day with them after all they are loved ones as well, we wish you all a
happy valentine's day celebration in advance, will talk to you after 16th of Feb
2012. Thanks for your usual cooperation.
Signed by the President (NANB)." Culled from FB Ahaoma Kanu

And the Ladies Replied

Dear Boyfriend,
We received your undated letter which was presumably drafted before 14th February instant, your decision to write is highly commendable, however you goofed and for the record, this is your deserved response
The National Association Nigerian girls, women, mothers, and grandmothers dissociate herself from your planned strategy of escape on 14th Feb 2012 Valentine day and we do not subscribe to the compulsorily imposed fasting.
Your excuses are not tenable, we are aware of the several circumstances raised in your memo bedevilling our society and must add that we are the most affected in the melee
Feb 14th is the only day in the Year assigned for you to openly declare to the world the object of your affection and we know you have 24 hours to make a choice amongst the bevies of ladies gallivanting around town,
Every woman wants to be selected on that day and we do not expect that you would dash our hopes in less than a week for an event we waited a whole year to see,
We are concerned for your Unemployed condition and the security problems of our country and have decided to assist you with palliatives as initiated by GEJ,
Come as you are on the 14th of February
Come fasting we will feed you,
Come hungry, you shall be filled
Come broke, we will fend for you for that day,
Our parents are tied of some of us and would not like to see us at home on that day,
So come let us finalize the decision of our unfinished love, which you began
We have decided to remind you on phone from 10th of Feb till 15 so as to assure ourselves that we are still relevant in your life
But just in-case you rescind for this one day, consider the matter of Love closed and don’t wake my desire after the Valentine
Signed by the President NANW&L

Being Broke should be a crime

Omo valentine go make sense die

all these gingerings na wa o!!!