One of my friend once used "Will you marry me?" as a pickup line for a pretty young lady, and I was like wtf! but d lady couldn't stop laughing and actually said "yes, let's see if it will work out".

Well i can actually use anyfin,, My priority is just to make u laugh, and i always get that at my first attempt, I am an interesting dude

I was sharing a bike with a friend, and my idiot friend (with whom I don't know why I keep hangin'), stopped the bike and jumped down, (I thought he had muscle pull or something). Now he crossed the road, went up to a girl selling rice and told her this, in front of her mum: "my heart is beating for you. As I saw you I knew I must have you. I don't have time so just give me your number."
I was like 'what the french?" But then the girl's mum seemed to echo my thoughts, and brought out a broomstick.

i remeber dis old pickup line

" ur father must have a terrorist because u r d bomb"

ur father must have bn a terrorist cos u r d bomb,

Ijogz K:

Well i can actually use anyfin,, My priority is just to make u laugh, and i always get that at my first attempt, I am an interesting dude

Interesting indeed! I can see that!

If I told u dat u had a grt body, wud u hold it against me?

Ima Ima:

ur father must have bn a terrorist cos u r d bomb,

your parents must be Boko Haram cos girl, you're the bomb.

If I were a fly, I'd b all ova u, because u r d shit (duck d slap if na local gerl)

princefunm:

Interesting indeed! I can see that!

hehehehe lwkmd ohh

Helo baby, you reminds me of my dead girlfriend.*** hey, excuse me i have a dirty short gun in my pant, please if you don't mind, can i shoot you?***pssss pssss, hi, how are you doing, you know what girl, me and you go good 2geda like a coke & buns.

Do u bliv in luv at 1st sight or shud I walk by u again?

Ralphjoe:

Helo baby, you reminds me of my dead girlfriend.*** hey, excuse me i have a dirty short gun in my pant, please if you don't mind, can i shoot you?***pssss pssss, hi, how are you doing, you know what girl, me and you go good 2geda like a coke & buns.

hmmm no offense but it sounds kinda fake to me

"from d first day when i follow u talk, i send u die"

Ima Ima:

"from d first day when i follow u talk, i send u die"

OMG. I love listening to pidgin english just so I can make fun of the speakers. Lol.

hello, can you scratch the calling card for me,,,, i was like , sure,,,

Guy: Where are you from?
Me: Am from Akwa Ibom state.
Guy: Really! But You don't look like them, and you don't sound like them.
** Fool how do they look and sound?

chineke! u r dat victoria secret girl (model) abi? what is ya name?

Will you be my girlfriend? YES or NO, if NO, give reason(s)

who's gonna create a thread for their favorite pick-up truck line?

I prayed about it and God said you are the one for me! And I was like 'God did not tell me oh'

slim poppa:

Will you be my girlfriend? YES or NO, if NO, give reason(s)

lagcity:

chineke! u r dat victoria secret girl (model) abi? what is ya name?

eemmason:

Hey girl w@'s ur name? Why do u wanna know my name? Cuz i want to toast u,  Overheard it and started laughing!

SoftVersion:

One of my friend once used "Will you marry me?" as a pickup line for a pretty young lady, and I was like wtf! but d lady couldn't stop laughing and actually said "yes, let's see if it will work out".

SimonAndal:

I was sharing a bike with a friend, and my  friend (with whom I don't know why I keep hangin'), stopped the bike and jumped down, (I thought he had muscle pull or something). Now he crossed the road, went up to a girl selling rice and told her this, in front of her mum: "my heart is beating for you. As I saw you I knew I must have you. I don't have time so just give me your number."
I was like 'what the french?" But then the girl's mum seemed to echo my thoughts, and brought out a broomstick.

These are the funniest so far. Crazy people!

U must be from Tennessee cos u are the only TEN i see.

That guy is a slacker

_________

Are you sure you are not gay?

______________

I know you want me . .I just need to hear it

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halavoke:

Do u bliv in luv at 1st sight or shud I walk by u again?

halavoke:

If I told u dat u had a grt body, wud u hold it against me?

Tried striking hearty chat with the ladies, next thing you'll hear is "What are you doing for a living?

Maxymilliano:

Tried striking hearty chat with the ladies, next thing you'll hear is "What are you doing for a living?

What is wrong with the question?

I think that's a normal question depending on how you phrase it .

Guy: You are an angel, do you live in this area?
Gurl: No, angels lives in Heaven!

Brb.

i luv u talk ur own