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Valentine Trade By Barter! by segunjowo(m): 12:15pm On Feb 11, 2012
How can a girl send you boxers & expect a BB?
A tie & expect Brazilian hair?
Singlet & expect iPad 2?
Cufflinks & expect BB Porsche of 450k?
Or nothing at all & expect an expensive dinner at KFC or Chicken Republic?

, Well, The Nigerian Association of Boyfriends (NAB) says it should be trade by barter this Val Oooh.

-Boxers should be exchanged with a G-string.
-Singlet should be exchanged with a Bra.
-If she gives you roll-on, buy her "Miss Paris".
-She gives you cufflinks, give her rubber band to tie her natural hair.
-If she shows up at your door empty-handed, tune your Tv to NTA or STV for her to watch. Don't let her watch your subscribed cable (no free thing).
-If she asks for an expensive dinner, take her to an expensive night vigil. MFM or CAC to be precise.
-She gives you a flower, you sef give her igneous rock from Olumo(all na nature), Happy Val.
Re: Valentine Trade By Barter! by member10: 4:00pm On Feb 11, 2012
[size=22pt]first topic I reply first to, that's on the front page! Yayyyy!!![/size]
Re: Valentine Trade By Barter! by r231(m): 4:02pm On Feb 11, 2012
I see grin grin
Re: Valentine Trade By Barter! by mashnino(m): 4:03pm On Feb 11, 2012
[size=20pt]LMAFAO[/size]
Re: Valentine Trade By Barter! by 2sd(m): 4:05pm On Feb 11, 2012
My Bro I totally agree with you
Re: Valentine Trade By Barter! by MuNeme(m): 4:05pm On Feb 11, 2012
Highly on point(y) (y) ,
No cheating
Re: Valentine Trade By Barter! by sandiyke(f): 4:15pm On Feb 11, 2012
@op u got me laughin uncontralably.
Re: Valentine Trade By Barter! by obimind(m): 4:19pm On Feb 11, 2012
OP, U're indeed funny!
Re: Valentine Trade By Barter! by LaParisienne(f): 4:19pm On Feb 11, 2012
Lolling
Re: Valentine Trade By Barter! by 4tune1(m): 4:22pm On Feb 11, 2012
Hmm! am sure u are not expecting any nairaland chic date. BRAVOOOO!
Re: Valentine Trade By Barter! by Leffe2010: 4:23pm On Feb 11, 2012
not funny but stupid u are broke have spend 1.750.00 on val 4 my boo crab
Re: Valentine Trade By Barter! by babaowo: 4:25pm On Feb 11, 2012
funny guy lolz
Re: Valentine Trade By Barter! by deeplo(m): 4:32pm On Feb 11, 2012
I love this. Nice one
Re: Valentine Trade By Barter! by denzel2009: 4:36pm On Feb 11, 2012
expensive dinner at kfc do their chickens have brea[i]s[/i]t implants?
Re: Valentine Trade By Barter! by Yorisb: 5:11pm On Feb 11, 2012
Rotfl @ 'Nigerian Association of Boyfriends (NAB)' grin grin
Re: Valentine Trade By Barter! by valencia25(m): 5:14pm On Feb 11, 2012
If she peek you instead of deep nice kiss for minutes, make you sev Call ur Ashewo make she enter ur place cos she no fit kill you on Agro
Re: Valentine Trade By Barter! by Pa22(m): 5:23pm On Feb 11, 2012
Hå.=D .нå. =D .нå. =D .нå.
Re: Valentine Trade By Barter! by eghost247(m): 5:28pm On Feb 11, 2012
no be small thing
Re: Valentine Trade By Barter! by mufc009(m): 5:33pm On Feb 11, 2012
;d ;d
Re: Valentine Trade By Barter! by ReachRich(m): 5:35pm On Feb 11, 2012
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Re: Valentine Trade By Barter! by freecocoa(f): 5:39pm On Feb 11, 2012
OP for your mind you don come up with something o. This thing that has been circulating all over bbm.
Re: Valentine Trade By Barter! by richard69(m): 6:04pm On Feb 11, 2012
humorous!
Re: Valentine Trade By Barter! by Goldieluks: 6:06pm On Feb 11, 2012
Who is the head of N.A.B? grin grin
Re: Valentine Trade By Barter! by Nobody: 6:12pm On Feb 11, 2012
NAB? Heck when was that Incorporated?

Funny thread, Lolz grin
Re: Valentine Trade By Barter! by Scash(f): 6:15pm On Feb 11, 2012
ROTFLMAO. . . Wow! Its been long i had my ribs crack dis much. Nice one poster
Re: Valentine Trade By Barter! by lillys(f): 6:28pm On Feb 11, 2012
lol
Re: Valentine Trade By Barter! by melodyirish(m): 6:58pm On Feb 11, 2012
grin nice 1 guy. If u do me i'll do. Man no go vess
Re: Valentine Trade By Barter! by Mucokey(m): 7:03pm On Feb 11, 2012
OP for your mind you
don come up with
something o. This thing
that has been
circulating all over
bbm.
Re we dis interested de origin of de COINED info or de info itself
@Op, u got me giggling 2 miself
Re: Valentine Trade By Barter! by damasin: 7:04pm On Feb 11, 2012
Na that day, St. Valentine die o, Make men beware o, Showing 2 much love can lead to something unexpected later, Na somebody die that day o
Re: Valentine Trade By Barter! by Tinax(f): 7:09pm On Feb 11, 2012
Broker, aka super glue  of NAB, yeye!
Re: Valentine Trade By Barter! by feyiona(m): 7:50pm On Feb 11, 2012
Tinax:

Broker, aka super glue  of NAB, yeye!
freecocoa:

OP for your mind you don come up with something o. This thing that has been circulating all over bbm.
Leffe2010:

not funny but silly u are broke have spend 1.750.00 on val 4 my boo crab

Notice how say females just dey rake cause they know this is true
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