LostMyZeal:



<sup>One fake goat left a sinking ship, after soooo much controversy, amidst crocodile tears

But you know what? The realest GOAT came back to a sinking ship.

Messi and Guardiola are the greatest ever frauds in football

Greatest of all frauds

Tuchel didn't need a Ronaldo or Messi to win UCL but fvckin Guardiola has spent close to a billion all to no avail

And now he's looking for a superstar to come win UCL for him

Jose Mourinho is the GOAT manager</sup>

CapitalCee:


Ibrahimovic was 35 when he sign for united and scored 26 goals by April. Vardy is 34 years. 36 is not a problem. Aftwrall T.Silva is 36

Oasis007:
Rio Ferdinand: "Cavani, I have to say, what a man. He saw who was coming to town and gave up the no.7 shirt. Maybe, I don't know..."

Really?!

TheLequte:


Igbsam You sef show face!

TrebleChamp:
That city news was a format to get United's attention, and it worked. The Legend is coming home .

<sup>Chaaii... it's been a very horrible and yeyecious week, but there couldn't have been a better way to end the week than hearing about the return of the GOAT

Mehnn, I'm so happy and I give no shiiit Wether he flops or not.

He's back is all that matters

If only they could boot OLE and his fellow deadwoods out</sup>

GloryIsaac:


Doubt this.. but be like say Martial go wear 29

Neimar:
[s][/s]

GloryIsaac:


Doubt this.. but be like say Martial go wear 29

LostMyZeal:



<sup>One fake goat left a sinking ship, after soooo much controversy, amidst crocodile tears

But you know what? The realest GOAT came back to a sinking ship.

Messi and Guardiola are the greatest ever frauds in football

Greatest of all frauds

Tuchel didn't need a Ronaldo or Messi to win UCL but fvckin Guardiola has spent close to a billion all to no avail

And now he's looking for a superstar to come win UCL for him

Jose Mourinho is the GOAT manager</sup>

Jodera:
Man u sinking ship indeed!!
Him wan go sinking ship naim him no see arsenal?

So after all the whole Hawking from PSG to Madrid to man city to jumia, him finally land for man u, we no go hear word now

Celebrate your Goat and leave my Goat out of it ooo

Jodera:
Man u sinking ship indeed!!
Him wan go sinking ship naim him no see arsenal?

So after all the whole Hawking from PSG to Madrid to man city to jumia, him finally land for man u, we no go hear word now

Celebrate your Goat and leave my Goat out of it ooo

<sup>Hohohoho...arsenal is not a sinking ship but a deadwood na

And moreover, I remember someone saying even him wey dey naija dey play ball dey hussle like this, if arsenal come to sign am, he go sign, not because he wan play for arsenal, but to jakpa from naija.

That's to tell you arsenal's level as it stands

Crocodile teard goat</sup>

nihilistjnr:


You think Darren Fletcher is allowed anywhere near the negotiation room?

elrony:


63 no dey?

6+3=9

KingTom:

The Chelshit and Loserpool fans who call him the GOAT must look red faced now they'd better continue to support the GOAT now that he's back at United shekpites be like robot wey wan try follow two commands

Jodera:
Man u sinking ship indeed!!
Him wan go sinking ship naim him no see arsenal?

So after all the whole Hawking from PSG to Madrid to man city to jumia, him finally land for man u, we no go hear word now

Celebrate your Goat and leave my Goat out of it ooo

LostMyZeal:






<sup>Hohohoho...arsenal is not a sinking ship but a deadwood na

And moreover, I remember someone saying even him wey dey naija dey play ball dey hussle like this, if arsenal come to sign am, he go sign, not because he wan play for arsenal, but to jakpa from naija.

That's to tell you arsenal's level as it stands

Crocodile teard goat</sup>

paafin:
Sancho, Varane and Ronaldo for under 125m pounds. What on earth!

Fletcher and Murtough are better negotiators!

afrodoc2:



If Messi no win Ballon d’Or next year he go win Golden Globe or Oscar. E too sure.

GloryIsaac:
One final deal before the window closes.

KingTom:

The Chelshit and Loserpool fans who call him the GOAT must look red faced now they'd better continue to support the GOAT now that he's back at United shekpites be like robot wey wan try follow two commands

GloryIsaac:
One final deal before the window closes.

Jodera:
Lol... Shebi na challenge for EPL him want na . Arsenal for be better fit, no be man u wey already be EPL title contender without Ronaldo you dey call sinking ship. Abeg no put sinking ship and Man u for same sentence abeg!!

Anyways, you still never answer my question why dem hawk Ronaldo for jumia from one club to another before Man u use jumia black Friday sign am

<sup>Hawk CR7? Are you kidding me
Like say you no know say media no like my boy

I even saw one buuulshiit about Gwadiola rejecting him...very ridiculous

And as for the sinking ship, Man utd na confirm one as long as OLE is still incapacitated on that fvckin wheelchair</sup>