But Coogar your head is shaped like a kettle though...

I'll be very surprised if water doesn't pour out of your nose everytime you bend down to tie your shoelaces...

Did missile just fly past my ears

Definitely missiles released

*ducks gently*

Nihilist:
But Coogar your head is shaped like a kettle though...

I'll be very surprised if water doesn't pour out of your nose everytime you bend down to tie your shoelaces...

bwahahahaha - you wish!
kettle-head? if i was white i woulda qualified to audition for the next james bond. however, the only actor you can replace would be pete edochie with that head of yours.

martial out for 4 months. .....

elrony:
martial out for 4 months. .....

he's not injured according to his wife. he is starting on saturday!

elrony:
martial out for 4 months. .....

Nawa o! Abeg

coogar:


did he win?
he wouldn't win. his head reminds me of my granny's TV. remember all those old black & white TVs with 4 legs?

nonsoroyalty:


Who said nihilist once contested for mr nl?

One guy he was in the ring with

Martial is married?

PietroRico:
Martial is married?

still news to you Think he already has his 3 child

chrisley024:
still news to you Think he already has his 3 child

Na wa o.. At 18.. Chai

elrony:
martial out for 4 months. .....

You shouldnt even say things like this in jest.

elrony:
martial out for 4 months. .....

Source?

PietroRico:
Nihilist once contested for Mr nairaland

This past few days sha..

I remember - he was very active on that particular thread.

Dunno if he contested though

www.nairaland.com/attachments/3090173_image_jpeg9f360c5ab7736510df54c882e9dbf188

Mehn!! See Gbaguan from Martial's wife.

Louis Van Gaal insists his football philosophy revolves around attacking, despite recent criticism from Paul Scholes about Manchester United’s struggles in front of goal.

United boast the best defensive record in the Premier League this season with just eight goals conceded in 12 games, but have not enjoyed the same success going forward with 123 shots ranking as the fifth fewest in the league so far.

Van Gaal's approach was branded "laboured" and "pedestrian" by club legend Scholes and United fans were prompted into loud cries of "attack, attack, attack" during three consecutive goalless draws in October.

Speaking at the LMA annual conference, Van Gaal went into detail on the philosophy he is implementing at Old Trafford and the one he used Ajax - with whom he won the Champions League in 1995 - as an example of what he hopes to create with United.

"We [Ajax] didn't have any money and we were bankrupt, so I had to look to youth," Van Gaal said.

"We scouted [Jari] Litmanen, a Finnish player, who we bought for £10,000. We also bought Finidi George. He was a Nigerian international. He was £3,000. I paid it by myself! And then, we bought Marc Overmars.

"But the names that you do remember are [Clarence] Seedorf, [Patrick] Kluivert, [Michael] Reiziger.

"We won everything with very attacking football. I don't say it too much because otherwise Mr Scholes will be very angry!"

The Dutchman also spoke about how coaching has evolved during his time in football and believes he has been at the forefront of some of the advancements.

"I am also an innovator, and I have changed a lot in terms of preparing for games," Van Gaal added.

"I was the first coach who was with a notebook. Now everybody is with a notebook. I was the first coach who used video.

"I am from a time where you [the manager] did everything. Now I'm the manager and I have a sports science department, I have a scouting department, I have a medical department, I have assistant managers, I have assistant coaches.

"I don't do anything - nothing! I delegate. I delegate, and I earn a lot of money."

United return to Premier League action after the international break on Saturday with a visit to Watford.

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/32461/10070557/louis-van-gaal-says-manchester-united-philosophy-is-to-attack

LVG is a very funny man

PietroRico:
Na wa o.. At 18.. Chai

Martial will be 20 next month. Sterling dat had like 2 children at 18 nko??

Dadehmola:


I remember - he was very active on that particular thread.

Dunno if he contested though

That was because I was Elrony's campaign manager that year.

My candidate failed to pass the group stages though. I dunno why.

Nihilist:

That was because I was Elrony's campaign manager that year.
My candidate failed to pass the group stages though. I dunno why.

You dunno why?

You are a terrible campaign manager

You are only good as a brawl promoter

Sinizia, how far? E no dey work again I no fit access am

coogar:


he's not injured according to his wife. he is starting on saturday!

Are you sure it's from his wife?? The grammar tho

coogar:

he's not injured according to his wife. he is starting on saturday!

he is not injury

Chestar5:


he is not injury

ollah1:

Are you sure it's from his wife?? The grammar tho

LOL!!! She is permitted to "gbagaun" in English nah since its not her first language.
We nigerians still make simple mistakes in english even as English is our ligua franca, talk more a french.

Skysports: due to the injury of thibaut cortouis and the lack of form of begovic
Chelsea are considering the swoop of SA goalkeeper analuko kotongo

www.nairaland.com/attachments/3091762_fatty_jpeg6bef0fe18a9f0bdc48cd1592b77e159b

^^^



hmmmmmmmm!!!!!!! not a bad choice if you ask me.

Danhumprey:
^^^



hmmmmmmmm!!!!!!! not a bad choice if you ask me.

Most definitely

Nihilist:


That was because I was Elrony's campaign manager that year.
My candidate failed to pass the group stages though. I dunno why.

#50Cal ...?

elrony:



#50Cal ...?

50 Cal was your enemy that year abi you don forget. And I fought for you

You and Eppsyold were my candidates.

Eppsyold crashed out in the 1st round after receiving only one vote. ..and I think that vote came from him sef.

You crashed in second round with like 5 votes.

That was when IlekeHD posted the picture of her graduation dress...o lord, those udders

PietroRico:
Martial is married?

He's definitely a responsible chap.

JayKayMaybachz:
Skysports: due to the injury of thibaut cortouis and the lack of form of begovic
Chelsea are considering the swoop of SA goalkeeper analuko kotongo

www.nairaland.com/attachments/3091762_fatty_jpeg6bef0fe18a9f0bdc48cd1592b77e159b

I don dey see this picture anyhow. is the truly the SA goalkeeper?