^awww. . .better!

mikuz:

injured?
Did he break yo leg?

no, but he wanted to ah, . .ahem!. . .hmm. . .u know. . .??

I wanna play a free kick, puliz

@Booqee,
i dont know o,
tell me na.

@Dani
puliz what?
With that yo bow leg?
Abeg comot for road make i hang am like Ronaldinho.
*pushes Dani aside and takes the furee kick*

omg!
That was supposed to be a penalty penarity!!
Boobsqee was fouled fowled in the penarity alea.
Dem don rob us!!

tah, na my leg sure pass, u knw say e curve, so if i play assurance dey say e go curve enta post, unlike ur k.legz, any where belle face, smh

*reports mikuz to referee. .*

Idowuogbo:

Badosky enters d pitch and begins to dribble,she passes d ball to boouqe gbam booque does a chestie.Booque with ball mumuishly begins to catwalk with the ball,gbam!!! out of no where Dust-BIN passes tru her torros to grab d ball,Badosky screams Oloshi I dey come for u , badosky rushes to grab d ball while at it intentionally squeezes Dust-Bin balls, he screams my peni---sss.Badosky is wiv d ball, she passes it to her main boy for romance sect Killz to blast a goal,d ball gets to killz and he kicks d ball like sum1 suffering from Polio, d ball rolls slowly like  an orange,Jackpot d jokes section gorilla jumps in like kingkong to blast d ball and scores an own goal for us d romance section gbegbe ti gbegbeS.Its a goAllllllllllll!!!!

Nice one , you got talent in running a commentary

Bin, I no dey Arab contractor again, am in Barcelona. you no dey watch me for TV

^wetin u mean now?? Dem suppose bench you sef

dey see u sef. bench me, you make me laugh in pidgin. As the Mafia in the team, who fit do that?

you sabi play ball?

Match neva start, u dun dey form malaria,
Are you for Romance?

Me, form malaria lai lai. i repeat lai lai.

Dat doesnt answer my question, Are you for romance?

Am the Joke section Minister of Defence

bandiejay:

Nice one ,  you got talent in running a commentary

Na me na Badosky unstopable,unbeatable and unpredictable.The talent in her is grande,no b artificial baba every tin na natural.


*Badosky gets called in from 2nd half*

Here she goes, she's chesting and heading d ball while at it her fans her chanting "Bado gbam gbam!!!!!".D adrelanline rush is in her, bado begins to dribble all d yokosunas (Dan &Bunmi) as she gets to d goal post to blastinga, d gorilla of jokes sect Jackie jumps in again to block the ball and his huge body weight  knocks Badosky to the floor,Otooro d dwarf referee blows d whistle and shouts "Injuryyyyy he don kill Don wife wiv him akpu bone ooo,sumborri call 911".Booque walks over to speak to Otooro in her american accent "who d fawk employed u dude?how u gon call 911,dats d damn police heddiot".Badosky begins to scream"ye he has finished me oooo,my silicone don begin leak,ayaf peme today who send me message".Everybody gathers round to help and d match gets called off.

so no Romance section rep ere
gatherin all d pretty gals
dose wit defenders n attackers
brb

* preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, P.E.N.A.L.TYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!*



* PICKS THE BALL,  PLACES IT ON THE SPOT,  LOOKS LEFT,  RIGHT,  LEFT,  OFF. . . , *














THROW IN

Argh,the jokes section of old.
The days of Ituen,Tufe,Nightnurse,Gilgee,Tessybaby etc and when Kukuvi land was reigning supreme.

I was once a regular,not anymore.lol

Idowu, for which stadium una dey play this one?? Cos match neva start, smh, where una Formation and list of player na?

Olawale, haha, na you dey play number 2, come ur head go dey block my view la, as the goal keeper, hehe B-)

Dani no be goalkeeliper you be?
Wetin dey worry you?
You just run from your post come center of the field dey drag to play furee klick with me.
Look at me and look at trouble o.
Make i set the ball well, oya touch am again now, i go punch all yo teeth comot.
This time na Sepp Blatter you go report to.
Goalkeeliper wey dey drag furee klick!
Mugu!

abi o,
where Romance section players list?

what a dry match! without me!  
substitution: bingbagbo out, otooro in

otooro goes in runs frm the mid-field with the ball get across six defenders and OMG!

WHAT A GOAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!

OTOORO THE GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jokes section 1 : 0 Romance section

otooro:

what a dry match! without me!  
substitution: bingbagbo out, otooro in

otooro goes in runs frm the mid-field with the ball get across six defenders and OMG!

WHAT A GOAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!

OTOORO THE GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jokes section 1 : 0 Romance section

U dey mad? Wey ambulance ? u wan make sulphur-8 leak enter my brain

dani1luv:

Idowu, for which stadium una dey play this one?? Cos match neva start, smh, where una Formation and list of player na?

Olawale, haha, na you dey play number 2, come ur head go dey block my view la, as the goal keeper, hehe B-)

Treat ur jaundice abeg,match don start tey tey, u see garri balance diet no good for u.

ifyalways:

Argh,the jokes section of old.
The days of Ituen,Tufe,Nightnurse,Gilgee,Tessybaby etc and when Kukuvi land was reigning supreme.

I was once a regular,not anymore.lol

Hips don't lie,madam chest ball joor all dis ur memoirs no score goal.

Mikuz, hehehe, thatz becos my leg too straight like standing fan unlike yourz, wey be anywhere belle face, hehe, dem paste dia list for the other thread, but na d main thread be dz, make dem come repost am. . Abi una dey fear? chai wey coachito na?

Otooro, where u come from? Na now i know say you no get sense, wake up jor. . .match neva start, stop dreaming, i go vex turn coach nw

mikuz:

abi o,
where Romance section players list?

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Re: Romance Section Vs Jokes Section= = =soccer Match!
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Romance Section Team list:

Goalkeepers:

FREECOCOA (Enyimba, Aba), IDOWUOGBO (Bukola Babes, Ilorin), LOLALUV (Kano Pllars)

Defenders:

MRROWNJAY (PSG, France), PENDO89 (11 men in Flight, Swaziland), FLASHALDRIN (Flash FC, Rwanda), CHIMEZIE (Deportivo Wanka, Peru), DYT (Chaco For Ever, Argentina), GOLDIELUKS (Benue Cement of Gboko), MRS CHIMA (United Africa Tigers, Namibia), INKED NERD (Insurance Management Bears, Barbados), SCASH (El Kanemi Warriors of Maiduguri)

Midfielders:

IJOGS K (Botswana Meat Commission FC, Botswana), LEFULEFU (Unemployed at the moment, training on the streets of Agege), SEEDORD (Young Boys Berne, Wankdorf Stadium, Switzerland), CORK (Unemployed, we just dey help am, whether God go help make him find club), COOGAR (Sharks of Port-Harcourt), IYATRUSTEE (Sunshine, Akure), TALINA (Al Ahly of Egypt), ARQUEBUSIER (Zamfara United), XYNERISE (Santos, Burundi)

Strikers:

SEXKILLZ (Total Big bullets, Malawi), BABE! (unemployed - walking the streets of Helsinki. We just dey help her too make e no be like say Coachilla na male chauvinist), SLIMYEM (Kwara United), ONILA (RC BOBO, Burkina faso), TELLWISDOM (Police Jinja, Uganda), Rokiatu (Monrovia Club Breweries, Liberia)

Reserves:

190 (Formerly of Wankie Fc, Zimbabwe. Presently unemployed, and on a long term injury layoff. It is feared that his career may have come to an irredeemable end), MZDARKSKIN (Club and footballing condition unknown. Has previous history of instability so we're willing to take a chance she might show up on match day)

Coach: JOBFRONT (SeMEN Pedang, Indonesia)



NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!!

Wazobia United of Politics Section are on course to play whoever win between the two sides.

We are doing our training and screening. You will hear frim us.

Jarus
Coach, Wazobia United, Politics Sectiin

id, smh see you , which chest u wan take chest ball, come no be felele we dey use, hehe, na tanco toh badt

dani1luv:

Otooro, where u come from? Na now i know say you no get sense, wake up jor. . .match neva start, stop dreaming, i go vex turn coach nw

wetin u sabi sef!
u sabi anything for football otooro-messi is talking, u are talking rubbish!
didn't u see my name in first 11?

rubbrish! u did dani-misfiring-torres!

* warming up on touch line *

Jarus,
This one no be table tennis. na real soccer. i mean Football

Idowu na goal keeper? Lmao, and she come here dey para. Mstcheeeew


otooro, Dnt make me insult your father, he didnt do anything to me.

which kind thread be dis
is like leaving ARSENAL ;MAN U match to watch  akwa united