Jarus:

Wazobia United of Politics Section are on course to play whoever win between the two sides.

We are doing our training and screening. You will hear frim us.

Jarus
Coach, Wazobia United, Politics Sectiin

Bros we no invite boko come hia o,na bomb una go come use blow our orobotoski stadium.

dani1luv:

id, smh see you , which chest u wan take chest ball, come no be felele we dey use, hehe, na tanco toh badt

Felele ke?

Moku Mogbe Modarun, bobo u never see my k-leg abi? If I serious ur leg no go touch ball walatalahi.

Haaaaa! Omo see romance sect list o

Who b d okoro romeo wey put Baddest Badosky for goalkeeper? Make una recycle dat list oo,I don get injury for bweast na  

Jarus, hope u guyz (Politics dude) would play with shoes?

i wan play

warmin up in my very sexy jersey
* dese bois no no nottin, i go show dem say i b real defender *

na wa for Boobsqee,
she dey use her bo obs dey tackle.
Once she don rub her br.e.a.st for your body,
you go just leave ball for her.
Choi, good formation and counter attack strategy!

Idowu, hehe, i see the k.legs na, u go even sabi throw leg over sef. Hehe .bh, ah be ghost keeper, i trust my defenders, esp bald headed olawalebab. . Na to dey ping for post remain. .gimme ur pin sef so ah go dey ping u wen match start

dani1luv:


otooro, Dnt make me insult your father, he didnt do anything to me.

what a shameful post from a moderator! racial abuse is not permitted in football! mtcheww!  

*gives him red card*

see as referee just dey eye Dyt.
Em don forget say em hold whistle for mouth.
These babes no go kill person for this match.

^^ mikuz, u need help ooo,

na swear?!!!

change mikuz make i come play, mtcheew!

dani1luv:

Idowu, hehe, i see the k.legs na, u go even sabi throw leg over sef. Hehe .bh, ah be ghost keeper, i trust my defenders, esp bald headed olawalebab. . Na to dey ping for post remain. .gimme ur pin sef so ah go dey ping u wen match start

Lool which leg u dey fling over? I only do dat wen I wanna do a split untop of dat Orhu Orhu!!! Anyways dis is my pin o 999666AD  

can i join the match? where do i fit?

swtchicgurl:

can i join the match? where do i fit?

You will have to start from the feeder team, 1st team lai lai

Mr.Resource:

Bin Gbagbo ==> <== idowuogbo

lwkmddd oo

Dats freechocolate i get injury na loooolzzzz

olawalebab:

You will have to start from the feeder team, 1st team lai lai

why na?  

i'm endowed ooo  

^^^

when you come na

swtchicgurl:

why na?  

i'm endowed ooo  

See dis wan oo, who dey look brazilian wig and makeup for pitch? Abeg abeg dis is not volleyball enter bench dey chant Bado gbam gbam gbam ojere nansense!

Switchic true talk,
you are endowed both in the chest and down below.
You 'chest' 'balls' technically and systematically.
Im talking out of experience.

EFULEFU1:

^^^

when you come na

Idowuogbo:

See dis wan oo, who dey look brazilian wig and makeup for pitch? Abeg abeg dis is not volleyball enter bench dey chant Bado gbam gbam gbam ojere nansense!

na wa ooo, see jealosness for here ooo 

swtchicgurl:

why na?  

i'm endowed ooo  

Endowed Indeed, Val girl

EFULEFU1:

^^^

when you come na

Idowuogbo:

See dis wan oo, who dey look brazilian wig and makeup for pitch? Abeg abeg dis is not volleyball enter bench dey chant Bado gbam gbam gbam ojere nansense!

i'm just trying to help na  

swtchicgurl:

i'm just trying to help na  

U would be helping a whole lot screaming my name in d audience,gal go grab ur bonbons and start cheerleading my name man,endowed indeed loool u think na music video we wan record for pitch ni?

Mr.Resource:

Bin Gbagbo  ==> <== idowuogbo

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una put me for spectators' corner abi small pikin go do all of unaaaaaaa

i am proud to have scored this lone goal,

bin gbagbo:

i am proud to have scored this lone goal,

i scored that goal, don't mind d graphics error!
arrggghh!

whr do i fit na? i can strike ooo

i can confuse the keeper with my endowments

una put me for spectators' corner abi small pikin go do all of unaaaaaaa

Look 2 team mate fighting over scorer, you wont thank the minister of defence for preventing goals.

Switchicgurl are you sure you can do that?
Cos we need to bang in the goals.
Oya come over lemme test those yo endownments.

otooro:

i scored that goal, don't mind d graphics error!  
arrggghh!  

 



How substitute goalkeeper you dey bench since manage score? mcheew!!


bin gba- -GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!!!!


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