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12 Types Of Black Men Ladies You Be The Judge by habibi777(m): 3:18am On Oct 26, 2007 |
1. MR. THUG LIFE Advantages a. Real good at making love b. Fun and exciting c. Makes you laugh d. Has your back, will fight and protect you Disadvantages a. Usually drinks and smokes too much b. Always got drama c. Stays a thug forever d. In and out of jail 2. MR. NAW, I DON`T HAVE A GIRL Advantages a. Will take you out in the beginning b. Will introduce you to all his friends c. Compliments you all the time a. Has a girlfriend who hes been with since the 2nd grade b. Will not get rid of her c. He tells you about her after you've fallen in love with his *bleep* 3. MR. BIG BALLA Advantages a. Will give you money with no questions asked b. Has alot of style to him c. Will show you some of the nice things in life Disadvantages a. Never returns your calls/texts b. Feels he can come to your house at any given time without calling first c. Loves to be around his boys more than you. 4. MR. I`M IN THE INDUSTRY Advantages a. Can get you and your friends on the guest list at all the jumping parties b. Can have a decent stimulating conversation c. Tends to dress nice Disadvantages a. You don't know if hes gay, straight or bi b. Seems flighty when you speak of a solid commitment c. You still have to wait in line to get in all the jumping parties, then theres drama at the door d. All he has is a bunch of pictures with celebrities but he dozen`t know any of them personally 5. MR. INTELLECTUAL Advantages a. Book smart b. Cares about how you feel c. Has a very good job Disadvantages a. Boring as hell b. Dozen`t know what the hell he`s Dion in bed c. He is not street smart d. Always asking you when can he see you again 6. MR. GHETTO Advantages a. THE BOMB IN BED!!!!! b. Makes you laugh c. Got mad style and flavor d. Has a temper, but generally a charming sweet guy e. Says he want a real relationship a. He got 3 or more baby mommy`s b. Wants to lay up in your crib, use the phone, and eat up all the food c. Is in denial when you tell him about himself d. Comes home at 3 am and says he was out with his boys 7. MR. I`M A RIGHTEOUS BLACK MAN Advantages a. Will teach you about black history b. revolutionary c. Inspiring & gives to you spiritually & emotionally d. Wants a wife and family Disadvantages a. Breaks up with you for a white girl b. Mo money-doesn't have a job c. Doesn't own a nice suit, always wearing camouflage and oils d. In the end, you find out he is just a trifling, con mouth *bleep*a 8. MR. TOO DAMN GOOD Advantages a. Will introduce you to his mother b. Has a job and will take you out c. Will give you money for your bills if you need it d. Sometimes he goes to church on Sunday Disadvantages a. Sometimes he goes to church on Sunday b. Secretly wants to be Mr. Thug Life c. Wears fake Movado & RRoleswatches when he goes to the club d. Ignores you when the game is on because he takes sports too serious -He ddidn'tmake it professionally e. You find out after you break up with him that he was cheating on you 9. MR. PPLAYS|_Advantages a. Will tell you the truth - that yyou'renot the only one b. SOMETIMES hes fairly decent in bed c. He tells you that yyou'vechanged him and hes ready to settle down d. Has his own apartment and car (invites you to move in with him) Disadvantages a. He ddoesn'tacknowledge you in public, especially if theres women around b. Generally he is a punk (won`t stand up for anything) c. He expects you to believe all his lies just because he told you the truth about other women After you catch his lying` *bleep*, he tells you that he told you that he was a pplaysin the beginning anyway 10. MR. I HAVE A JOB Advantages a. Of course, he has a job b. DoDozen have too many bad habits c. Will take care of you when you`re sick d. Tells you that he is in love with you Disadvantages a. You stay in the relationship 2 years or more and then find out hes a shiftless, lazy son-of-a-*bleep* who wants you to do all the wifely duties but wont give you a ring b. He ends up telling you that he loves you, but is not "in love" with you c. After he leaves you he gets married a month later 11. MR. BEST FRIEND Advantages a. Hes your best friend, you tell each other everything; you get along very, very well b. He gives you advice when you and your man are having problems c. The ultimate gentleman d. Sweet and caring with a good sense of humour Disadvantages a. You end up hooking up with him only to find he aiIan about *bleep* either! b. Now, you gotta find a new best friend because you can't stand his *bleep* no more 12. MR. RIGHT a. He loves God and takes his relationship with God seriously b. He is intellectual, brilliant, and capable of taking you there mentally and emotionally c. He will love you even when you are not lovable d. He has a career and not a job! e. He acknowledges his faults and strives to be a better man f. He understands a relationship is built on a 200% quota - 100% him and 100% you g. He dosent have a bunch of kids and babies mommas - hes smarter than that h. He is a true best friend and everything you ever wanted in a man i. He was cute when you met him. But, after spending sometime you see hes fine as hell! j. He can dress - knows the difference between formal, semi-formal, professional, business casual, casual, and since we are just chilling let me throw on some sweats and a fitted hat. k. He loves his mother and respects women Disadvantages a. You`ve never met him and if you did he already has a girl/ wife OR b. He really loves being around you and everything is perfect, but he just doesn't fancy you or want a relationship right now Liefs f@!%ed ain't it? |
Re: 12 Types Of Black Men Ladies You Be The Judge by LadyTi1(f): 12:18pm On Oct 26, 2007 |
habibi777: @ Poster: Mm-hm. . . You can say that again!!! |
Re: 12 Types Of Black Men Ladies You Be The Judge by opokonwa(m): 1:02pm On Oct 26, 2007 |
habibi777: I am in this category. |
Re: 12 Types Of Black Men Ladies You Be The Judge by Tokemi1(f): 1:12pm On Oct 26, 2007 |
Re: 12 Types Of Black Men Ladies You Be The Judge you are quite right,at least every ladies relationship falls on any one of this write up. May God save us from all this bobo, |
Re: 12 Types Of Black Men Ladies You Be The Judge by Eddie4real(m): 1:14pm On Oct 26, 2007 |
@ habibi777, men great, great piece. |
Re: 12 Types Of Black Men Ladies You Be The Judge by Eddie4real(m): 1:38pm On Oct 26, 2007 |
@ Toke mi May God save us from all this bobo sweetie don't u know that ur ability to deal with these kind of men makes u tick. remember all men weren't born perfect, myself inclusive. Toke, do u mind givn me ur yahoo id if u've got one, so we could chat possibly. cheers |
Re: 12 Types Of Black Men Ladies You Be The Judge by okoomoge2(m): 1:50pm On Oct 26, 2007 |
Guy, u missed the description for a man with many qualities. I know Guys who are Playas, MR right. They are lovin and street smart, have good jobs, treat a lady like a queen ,have a career ,hangs with da boys, respect their mother and woman. |
Re: 12 Types Of Black Men Ladies You Be The Judge by opokonwa(m): 2:14pm On Oct 26, 2007 |
habibi777: But I have more of the second disadvantage than the first. I really love being around them good girls but think long and hard before going further. PERHAPS NEVER. |
Re: 12 Types Of Black Men Ladies You Be The Judge by colors(f): 6:05pm On Oct 29, 2007 |
mr right?, if wishes were horses, [/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000] |
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