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Migines The Lawyer by ituen(m): 7:21pm On Oct 26, 2007 |
Migines grew up in a small town, moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to the small town because he could be a big man in this small town. He really wanted to impress everyone. He opened a new law office, but business was very slow at first. One day, he saw a man coming up the sidewalk to his office. He decided to make a very big impression on this new client when he arrived. As the man came to the door, Migines picked up the phone. He motioned the man in, all the while saying, “No. Absolutely not. You tell those clown in Lagos that i wont settle this case for less than N3m. Yes. The appeal court has decided to hear that case next week. Tell the judge that I’ll meet with him next week to discuss the details” This sort of thing went on for almost 5 minutes. All the while, the man patiently sat as Migines rattled instructions. Finally Migines put the phone down and turned to the man. “I’m sorry for the delay,” he said, “but as you can see, I’m very busy. What can I do for you?” The man replied, “I’m from the phone company. I came to hook up your phone. |
Re: Migines The Lawyer by surugede(m): 8:13pm On Oct 26, 2007 |
was shown in LAFF PARTERNS in AIT just yesternite ituen i as agin, doz it mean u r not original? |
Re: Migines The Lawyer by ituen(m): 8:27pm On Oct 26, 2007 |
i dont watch AIT so it may be a coincidence. Still leave it for those who havent TV to watch |
Re: Migines The Lawyer by showbobo(m): 12:27am On Oct 27, 2007 |
surugede: Why you just dey tail the poor boy,dey attack am all over nairaland, if you've seen any of his jokes before just skip through.ok |
Re: Migines The Lawyer by kronkykay(m): 3:45am On Oct 27, 2007 |
hehehehe |
Re: Migines The Lawyer by ituen(m): 4:24am On Oct 27, 2007 |
@showbobo, he had a right to tell me. THis life can be funny |
Re: Migines The Lawyer by surugede(m): 7:26am On Oct 27, 2007 |
well parley, i was u just trying to encourge you to do your own thing because i know u got the talent. but being a copycat will kill the originallity in you well, its a bitter truth |
Re: Migines The Lawyer by topeteadr(m): 11:20am On Oct 27, 2007 |
He is not even copyin. I saw this joke being posted by him b4. So this should be either a remix or upgrade of the other one. |
Re: Migines The Lawyer by showbobo(m): 11:33am On Oct 27, 2007 |
its a merix then |
Re: Migines The Lawyer by topeteadr(m): 11:40am On Oct 27, 2007 |
No, this is da remix. |
Re: Migines The Lawyer by showbobo(m): 11:43am On Oct 27, 2007 |
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE tope_teadr, guess what |
Re: Migines The Lawyer by topeteadr(m): 11:53am On Oct 27, 2007 |
I guess today's ur own independence day. Just kidding. Ok what. |
Re: Migines The Lawyer by showbobo(m): 12:04pm On Oct 27, 2007 |
Your attacker is offline, so, you can do whatever you wanna do pending the time he gets back online. |
Re: Migines The Lawyer by topeteadr(m): 12:06pm On Oct 27, 2007 |
Who's the attacker. |
Re: Migines The Lawyer by showbobo(m): 12:09pm On Oct 27, 2007 |
ITUEN of course, have you forgotten how he treats you and migines so soon |
Re: Migines The Lawyer by topeteadr(m): 12:10pm On Oct 27, 2007 |
I don't think so. |
Re: Migines The Lawyer by showbobo(m): 12:15pm On Oct 27, 2007 |
We shall see *den den den den den* |
Re: Migines The Lawyer by topeteadr(m): 12:32pm On Oct 27, 2007 |
*In suspense* |
Re: Migines The Lawyer by ituen(m): 1:28pm On Oct 27, 2007 |
Yes i'm back and who is that GUMBO dat wanna bring trouble b/w 2 pals? |
Re: Migines The Lawyer by showbobo(m): 1:44pm On Oct 27, 2007 |
GUMBOwhat da f**K |
Re: Migines The Lawyer by ituen(m): 2:02pm On Oct 27, 2007 |
cheeiii i don enter trouble |
Re: Migines The Lawyer by clemcykul(f): 2:27pm On Oct 27, 2007 |
*looks up and down checks inside the dustbin* *wondering aloud* miggie where art thou |
Re: Migines The Lawyer by ituen(m): 2:44pm On Oct 27, 2007 |
clemcykul: HEADLINES MIGGY IN chaiii, my man don suffer for woman hand |
Re: Migines The Lawyer by showbobo(m): 2:56pm On Oct 27, 2007 |
ituen: watch your back dude,i'm a serial killer |
Re: Migines The Lawyer by ituen(m): 6:58pm On Oct 27, 2007 |
Mosquito serial killer. Ajegunle needs ur sevices. Ur type no dey naija |
Re: Migines The Lawyer by showbobo(m): 7:30pm On Oct 27, 2007 |
ituen: i'm too cream and dont know what mosquitoes are but i buy OTAPIAPIA everynight so that i can sleep well.Are mosquitoes like vampires or what?? |
Re: Migines The Lawyer by folahann(m): 12:05am On Oct 28, 2007 |
hmmm |
Re: Migines The Lawyer by showbobo(m): 12:11am On Oct 28, 2007 |
*wondering what the HMMM is about??* |
Re: Migines The Lawyer by kronkykay(m): 8:25am On Oct 28, 2007 |
1der no more. he's just posting to increase number of post. i know his type well. |
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