Migines grew up in a small town, moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to the small town because he could be a big man in this small town. He really wanted to impress everyone. He opened a new law office, but business was very slow at first.

One day, he saw a man coming up the sidewalk to his office. He decided to make a very big impression on this new client when he arrived. As the man came to the door, Migines picked up the phone.

He motioned the man in, all the while saying, “No. Absolutely not. You tell those clown in Lagos that i wont settle this case for less than N3m. Yes. The appeal court has decided to hear that case next week. Tell the judge that I’ll meet with him next week to discuss the details”

This sort of thing went on for almost 5 minutes. All the while, the man patiently sat as Migines rattled instructions. Finally Migines put the phone down and turned to the man.

“I’m sorry for the delay,” he said, “but as you can see, I’m very busy. What can I do for you?”

The man replied, “I’m from the phone company. I came to hook up your phone.

was shown in LAFF PARTERNS in AIT just yesternite

ituen i as agin, doz it mean u r not original?

i dont watch AIT so it may be a coincidence. Still leave it for those who havent TV to watch

surugede:

was shown in LAFF PARTERNS in AIT just yesternite

ituen i as agin, doz it mean you're not original?

Why you just dey tail the poor boy,dey attack am all over nairaland, if you've seen any of his jokes before just skip through.ok

hehehehe

@showbobo,

he had a right to tell me. THis life can be funny

well parley, i was u just trying to encourge you to do your own thing because i know u got the talent. but being a copycat will kill the originallity in you

well, its a bitter truth

He is not even copyin.
I saw this joke being posted by him b4. So this should be either a remix or upgrade of the other one.

its a merix then

No,
this is da remix.

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE tope_teadr, guess what

I guess today's ur own independence day. Just kidding. Ok what.

Your attacker is offline, so, you can do whatever you wanna do pending the time he gets back online.

Who's the attacker.

ITUEN of course, have you forgotten how he treats you and migines so soon

I don't think so.

We shall see ^{*den den den den den*}

*In suspense*

Yes i'm back and who is that GUMBO dat wanna bring trouble b/w 2 pals?

GUMBOwhat da f**K

cheeiii _{i don enter trouble}

*looks up and down checks inside the dustbin*

*wondering aloud* miggie where art thou

clemcykul:

*looks up and down checks inside the dustbin*

*wondering aloud* miggie where art thou

HEADLINES

MIGGY IN DUST BIN

_{chaiii, my man don suffer for woman hand}

ituen:

cheeiii _{i don enter trouble}

watch your back dude,i'm a serial killer

Mosquito serial killer. Ajegunle needs ur sevices. Ur type no dey naija

ituen:

Mosquito serial killer. Ajegunle needs your sevices. your type no dey naija

i'm too cream and dont know what mosquitoes are but i buy OTAPIAPIA everynight so that i can sleep well.Are mosquitoes like vampires or what??

hmmm

1der no more.
he's just posting to increase number of post.
i know his type well.