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Our Girls Dont Look `Creamy`. by charles316: 7:24pm On Mar 31, 2012
i went on hols in the states and saw the babes there looking so fresh. Came back to nigeria and dicovered that most babes here have stretch marks nd fat dry bodies. what could be d cause? our food? what?
Re: Our Girls Dont Look `Creamy`. by Killz3(m): 7:29pm On Mar 31, 2012
Creamy?
Re: Our Girls Dont Look `Creamy`. by slimyem: 8:11pm On Mar 31, 2012
why not buy YOUR girls lots of body cream so they can look 'Creamy'?cheesy cheesy cheesy
Nansense!
Re: Our Girls Dont Look `Creamy`. by Killz3(m): 8:14pm On Mar 31, 2012
slimyem: why not buy YOUR girls lots of body cream so they can look 'Creamy'?cheesy cheesy cheesy
Nansense!
No mind the yeye boy! He only went on hols, came back and rushed to start nonsense thread. . . i wonder what thread he'll start when he bases there. . .
Re: Our Girls Dont Look `Creamy`. by htajz: 8:22pm On Mar 31, 2012
charles316: i went on hols in the states and saw the babes there looking so fresh. Came back to nigeria and dicovered that most babes here have stretch marks nd fat dry bodies. what could be d cause? our food? what?

shut upstop disrespecting our women all the time, which u.s are you talking about the same that is filled with obese people? u must be out of ur mind, celebrate our women not bashing them. mumu


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Re: Our Girls Dont Look `Creamy`. by pendo89(f): 8:27pm On Mar 31, 2012
~Killz~:
Creamy?

killz what is jambz and what is the age of a jambite? or one that has finished?
Re: Our Girls Dont Look `Creamy`. by tasandra: 8:27pm On Mar 31, 2012
Who dash monkey banana,,,,,,,see u wen dey creamy,mumu. grin grin
Re: Our Girls Dont Look `Creamy`. by Killz3(m): 8:33pm On Mar 31, 2012
pendo89:

killz what is jambz and what is the age of a jambite? or one that has finished?
JAMB stands for Joint Admissions And Matriculation Board. . . They are the body that conducts a general nationwide examination for students seeking admission into the university. . .

A Jambite is one that has taken the examination. Could also mean a person that is in his first year in the university. Age varies. but majority of Jambites are within the ages of 15/18. . . High school leavers
Re: Our Girls Dont Look `Creamy`. by Killz3(m): 8:35pm On Mar 31, 2012
tasandra: Who dash monkey banana,,,,,,,see u wen dey creamy,mumu. grin grin
Dies Death! grin grin grin grin
Re: Our Girls Dont Look `Creamy`. by pendo89(f): 9:58pm On Mar 31, 2012
~Killz~:

JAMB stands for Joint Admissions And Matriculation Board. . . They are the body that conducts a general nationwide examination for students seeking admission into the university. . .

A Jambite is one that has taken the examination. Could also mean a person that is in his first year in the university. Age varies. but majority of Jambites are within the ages of 15/18. . . High school leavers

Thank you very much.We have a similar exam body but of course bearing a different name. How long does it take for the Jamb results to be announced.
Cz I saw a thread reading Jamb today and the next week or 2 they were out!

@op,if you want a creamy girl make sure you are a creamy boy.
Re: Our Girls Dont Look `Creamy`. by Killz3(m): 10:04pm On Mar 31, 2012
pendo89:

Thank you very much.We have a similar exam body but of course bearing a different name. How long does it take for the Jamb results to be announced.
Cz I saw a thread reading Jamb today and the next week or 2 they were out!

@op,if you want a creamy girl make sure you are a creamy boy.
It used to take months. . . but now, it took less than a week. The examinations were written last saturday. . .
Re: Our Girls Dont Look `Creamy`. by pendo89(f): 10:11pm On Mar 31, 2012
~Killz~:

It used to take months. . . but now, it took less than a week. The examinations were written last saturday. . .

Electronic or what? A nationwide exam? Impressive.
Re: Our Girls Dont Look `Creamy`. by Killz3(m): 10:17pm On Mar 31, 2012
pendo89:

Electronic or what? A nationwide exam? Impressive.
Not Electronic. Impressive yes, but this is not:
Some interesting facts:
1) Only 3 students scored above 300.
2) 27,266 results were cancelled in 8 states due to mal-practice such as extortion of money by exam officials etc.
3) The states are Abia, Benue, Cross River, Delta, Imo, Lagos, Nasarawa and Rivers.
4) 1,503,931 candidates registered for the exam.
5) 72,243 scored 250 and above.

6) 336,330 scored below 170.
7) 601,151 scored between 200 and 249.
8. 901 candidates scored between 270 and 299. sad
Re: Our Girls Dont Look `Creamy`. by slimyem: 10:23pm On Mar 31, 2012
this is about being 'Creamy'!
Please leave jambites out of it!
Esquinse me Pendo,are you creamy? cheesy
Re: Our Girls Dont Look `Creamy`. by MrsChima(f): 10:23pm On Mar 31, 2012
What is creamy?
Re: Our Girls Dont Look `Creamy`. by pendo89(f): 10:31pm On Mar 31, 2012
slimyem ,I strongly believe the op took this exam. grin
Creamy is, ok what exactly is creamy?? undecided

@ killz

I.5million markings??and a week? ours take at most 2 months to mark and publish and we never hit 1 m. They are done in November so they have 2 months to rest.
What is the highest score? if 3 scored above 300.
How many subjects are examined?
What is the cut off mark to the universities?
Will those 3 get scholarships from reputable companies?
Op am sorry for derailing a bit.Will be off soon.
Creamy ,yummy,sugary,whatever its all outside.
Re: Our Girls Dont Look `Creamy`. by Killz3(m): 10:43pm On Mar 31, 2012
pendo89: slimyem ,I strongly believe the op took this exam. grin
Creamy is, ok what exactly is creamy?? undecided

@ killz

I.5million markings??and a week? ours take at most 2 months to mark and publish and we never hit 1 m. They are done in November so they have 2 months to rest.
What is the highest score? if 3 scored above 300.
How many subjects are examined?
What is the cut off mark to the universities?
Will those 3 get scholarships from reputable companies?
Op am sorry for derailing a bit.Will be off soon.
Creamy ,yummy,sugary,whatever its all outside.
Highest score is 400
4 subjects
Cut off mark varies. But generally, there's another exam called the Post-JAMB. It is set by the university of choice. Only students that scored 200 and above qualifies for Post-JAMB. After post Jamb, the University sets another cut off. . .
I don't know about the scholarships. . . Hope they do though.

Mrs Chima. Creamy is yummy in a sugary way. . . wink
Re: Our Girls Dont Look `Creamy`. by skydeep(f): 10:58pm On Mar 31, 2012
charles316: i went on hols in the states and saw the babes there looking so fresh. Came back to nigeria and dicovered that most babes here have stretch marks nd fat dry bodies. what could be d cause? our food? what?
lets be rational here. Have u touch an aeroplane before? Or maybe you went there by bus undecided. Dude go and prepare for your Post-UTME pls. tongue
Re: Our Girls Dont Look `Creamy`. by agiboma(f): 11:36pm On Mar 31, 2012
lol @ op
Re: Our Girls Dont Look `Creamy`. by Goldieluks: 12:04am On Apr 01, 2012
@OP it is the weather difference,duh!
Nigerian weather is hot and it causes the skin to tan.
So stop this unecessary comparison. Ok!
Re: Our Girls Dont Look `Creamy`. by Rocktation(f): 1:20am On Apr 01, 2012
Oh? Well, what made you believe that all the ladies in the states do not have stretch marks?
Re: Our Girls Dont Look `Creamy`. by SAFO(m): 2:15am On Apr 01, 2012
Mrs.Chima:
What is creamy?

There's creamy and there's crunchy .... Duh tongue
Re: Our Girls Dont Look `Creamy`. by Nobody: 2:21am On Apr 01, 2012
B.U.L.L.Poo =

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