Now I see why important personalities don't visit NL, only kids, teens and jobless foolish girls like Freecocoa! Bye all and thanks for the insults!

Story! Disown you cos you didn't bring a girl home,na so e easy to disown?abegi.

freecocoa grow up & find yourself sth worth doing, u will achieve nothing on NL!

Walai OP this your story get k-leg,if i may ask how old are you?

I don't think its right to disclose my age on a forum like this...no one knows tomorrow...u can check my profile pic and from there guess and have it in your mind. if u think it has k-hand, no probs, I only want to get ideas from fellow men and not ladies...and pls dnt curse or shower insults here pls I beg all becos I am an emotional person...if u dnt have any nice contribution to assist me, just read & pass pls. Thanks as u comply.

@OP. Ur parents badly need a grandchild. It happens though. But wait, are u kind of putting your CV forward for interested NL babe?

Dude, you are kinda funny, you said one can check your dp to ascertain your age, only for me to do so and see your back turned with an EFCC headline,
will you face the camera with your full view, lets determine why you are a repellant to naija ladies, honestly, most times if you have those stuffs your dad said you had, you dont need to look for ladies, they will swarm at you, like bees. it depends on your social cycles anyway, for all i know, you might just be a workaholic.

Hey man, it can never happen, gosh...for what? are girls drained up in real life? I have more female friends than all the NL girls all put together...in fact, I have more female friends than Dbanj....lolz...so I get laid too...but not committed cos I don't need it. Pls NL girls keep off, I am not asking for u to be my gf or anything...just here to while away time and learn some experience for my own personal use. Plus, most of them here are not real (pls forgive me o lol), most fake it, others are too nosy, ego-filled, etc, I cannot see myself being a girl here...NEVER! Guy, just give me an idea on how to go about this....just ideas...this is not for girls or to win souls, cos I dnt need em!

@ OP lol.......the only thing they'd do on sunday is scream that you didn't come with anyone and maybe at the end of the day look for a lady for you( speaking out of experience) @ OP lol.......the only thing they'd do on sunday is scream that you didn't come with anyone and maybe at the end of the day look for a lady for you( speaking out of experience)

@killz, come on pls be serious for once! they have been disturbing me for long now, and I never took it to heart until last night...they spoke so bitterly about it....and its something to ponder especially if u love and respect your parents and their feelings...sure I have lots of female-frnds and pls I am not a saint, I do get laid ok? I DON'T NEED A NL GIRL PLS O! DON'T GET ME WRONG, IF I NEED A GIRL, I CAN GET AS MANY AS I DESIRE IN REAL LIFE! MY ONLY PROBLEM IS THE EMOTIONAL ISSUE AND FREEDOM MATTER! I LOVE MY FREEDOM AS A BACHELOR!
finally @killz, pray u don't be in this shoe, u are just speaking becos u want to speak to sound smart...pray u don't get stuck like this...some parents can be so...sighs about this marriage issue, especially if u are from the East...okay? Anyway, u won't understand...but if u don't have sth to suggest or an idea, y not go to next thread man? y torture urself reading this and commenting?

cugresources: I don't think its right to disclose my age on a forum like this...no one knows tomorrow...u can check my profile pic and from there guess and have it in your mind. if u think it has k-hand, no probs, I only want to get ideas from fellow men and not ladies...and pls dnt curse or shower insults here pls I beg all becos I am an emotional person...if u dnt have any nice contribution to assist me, just read & pass pls. Thanks as u comply.

Oh so you are even jobfront,mscheew.

Who told you you can decide who contributes to your topic?duh! Since when is politely asking for someone's age now an insult?don't make me insult you when its not my intent o,btw your story is fake,nansense.

@freecocoa, u see why I said I cannot see myself being with a NL girl? u have started sounding like NL girls...I only said I need ideas from fellow men and not girls...cos they are the only ones that can give me a clear idea on how to handle the situation, becos girls will come here throwing insults, cursing and calling names, and will only reply on sentiment and their usual anger. Meanwhile, as for me being jobfrons, if that will make things calm here so I can get good advice, then, BINGO! let me be the jobfrons and get what I want. guys pls i NEED ur suggestions. or should I just go alone, i hope it won't be too disrespectful? again, @freecocoa, if the topic is nonesensem pls sweetheart, why not go to the sweeter real threads and jamboree there...this one I guess is for guys....to give a fellow brother candid advice.

^Abeg give yourself a break with the boring epistle mscheew.

Where are those'em nollywood producers??

Kwa ;Dkwa kwa kwa,laugh don burst my belle,see my intestine for ground,abeg help me gather am.


OP you are sillier than your story,why did you delete the story na?btw I've achieved more than you'll ever know on NL so you are late with that statement.

Thanks guys...but u know what? u guys are fun even though u all are majorly unemployed teens, or premature adults...try and grow up and do find yourselves a job and stop attacking people here cos it will only lead u all to nowhere! goodluck, now I CAN see what the romance section is on NL!

Yes we agree we are jobless kids that's why we are here,oya what is a jobful grandpa like yourself looking for here?leave us to enjoy our childhood na.

@freecocoa, I pity whoever that is dating or will date u, to mention the unreasonable man that will end up telling u to marry him...u know it yourself...u know yourself more than I ok? better leave NL romance alone and stop dreaming of getting a date online and work on your life, career (if u ever have one), education, character, manner, and public composure...if u don't, watch out and see what your life will be like in mere years to come. if u chose this lifestyle, I pity your future...be careful, be very careful, very very careful....for the last time unreasonable senseless girl!

Eeyaa, quite an emotional lad he is. . .

Actually,Some people really don't have a life outside nairaland

freecocoa: Yes we agree we are jobless kids that's why we are here,oya what is a jobful grandpa like yourself looking for here?leave us to enjoy our childhood na.

Lol!

Flashaldrin: Eeyaa, quite an emotional lad he is. . .

NL does has that effect on people.

cugresources: @freecocoa, I pity whoever that is dating or will date u, to mention the unreasonable man that will end up telling u to marry him...u know it yourself...u know yourself more than I ok? better leave NL romance alone and stop dreaming of getting a date online and work on your life, career (if u ever have one), education, character, manner, and public composure...if u don't, watch out and see what your life will be like in mere years to come. if u chose this lifestyle, I pity your future...be careful, be very careful, very very careful....for the last time unreasonable senseless girl!

Eyah *singing*cry cry baby he wants to see his mummy shame .

C'mon shrrap there mumu,what do you know kwanu?absolutely nothing. I'm asking why you deleted the story?you think everyone is as dumb as you are?

You came here posting nonsense and just cos i asked a simple question,you flare up,since you are so mature and intelligent,aren't you supposed to know that in a public forum you wouldn't be told what you want to hear by everyone?

If you are as mature as you claim and because this is a public place,what you ought do is pick the posts you want and do away with those that don't ogre well with you but instead you started calling me names and expect me to keep mute,no i won't and mind you I'm on hols for now so i have all the time in my hands to cuss your nonsense life away,as for the dating\emotional aspect of my life,I'm a zillion times better than you who cannot settle down with a particular girl,agbaya,better go and check yourself for HIV cos you definitely have it from jumping from one ashi house to another,azzhole that cannot even talk to his parents is coming to give me mouth,person.

I insist that the man dating or about to date u is a foolish man! simple! u are supposed to be a standard measurement for female idiots in Nigeria! you are a big shame to Nigerian-womenhood, and pls do go for deliverance else u will end up like your miserable old-mama-youngy aunts. you are only wasting your time and talent on NL, get a life, and stop daydreaming, no more space for lazzy unkempt, jobless, unmarriageable, miserable, irresponsible, good-for-nothing girls like u in Nigeria. Guys will only use girls like u to strengthen their virile and dump u like a poo....becos u do not deserve to be stayed with for even a second...as soon as a guy finishes bonking u, he should just pay u off & bid u goodbye idiot! girls like u end up graduating with third class, even after sorting all the lecturers with your smelly thing...girls like u copy from guys yet u cannot copy well, and u still end up with D and still go for sorting and still won't succeed. girls like u are only good as a sextoy, only needed when randy and thrown away in good times. u are a big mistake to womanhood. in 3 years from now, watch how miserable your life will be if u don't sit down and have a rethink on the useless lifestyle u have chosen. guys here despise u like poo if u don't know, know it now. u better get out of NL and get yourself a life esle u will end up a street beggar! annoying imp in a feminine face!

I insist that the man dating or about to date u is a foolish man! simple! u are supposed to be a standard measurement for female idiots in Nigeria! you are a big shame to Nigerian-womenhood, and pls do go for deliverance else u will end up like your miserable old-mama-youngy aunts. you are only wasting your time and talent on NL, get a life, and stop daydreaming, no more space for lazzy unkempt, jobless, unmarriageable, miserable, irresponsible, good-for-nothing girls like u in Nigeria. Guys will only use girls like u to strengthen their virile and dump u like a poo....becos u do not deserve to be stayed with for even a second...as soon as a guy finishes bonking u, he should just pay u off & bid u goodbye idiot! girls like u end up graduating with third class, even after sorting all the lecturers with your smelly thing...girls like u copy from guys yet u cannot copy well, and u still end up with D and still go for sorting and still won't succeed. girls like u are only good as a sextoy, only needed when randy and thrown away in good times. u are a big mistake to womanhood. in 3 years from now, watch how miserable your life will be if u don't sit down and have a rethink on the useless lifestyle u have chosen. guys here despise u like poo if u don't know, know it now. u better get out of NL and get yourself a life esle u will end up a street beggar! annoying imp in a feminine face!

And pls stop identifying yourself as an Ibo girls so people won't think all Ibo girls are as naive, dumb, useless and unreasonable as u are imp! @imp-freecocoa, read what real ladies wrote here and see how uselessay u are...read what the real ladies wrote, those are ladies, so better go and lay your life misery on the cross of calvary today so the jewish people can nail it together with jesus for u to be free idiot! i cannot wait to see your miserable life in years to come....u disgusting stinking bitch!

cocoa pls easy on the op

Specialist900: cocoa pls easy on the op

Innocent me?I've not done anything na .

unscrupulous child of an unwanted pregnancy that ought to have been aborted! your mother will forever regret keeping your pregnancy!

cugresources: unscrupulous child of an unwanted pregnancy that ought to have been aborted! your mother will forever regret keeping your pregnancy!

shut up there you gay donkey!

*Enter thread, sees bullets flying, exits chap chap*

Kevin_II:
shut up there you gay donkey!

Lmao
Una no go kill person o, gay donkey ke