lastpage:
All these "GRAMMAR" FOR ME?
Just to prove say you go school wella, abi?
Okay, fire-on; Alaaboodo!

Lastpage!

Egbani elaja,

Twas because I didn't want you to throw the books at me the way you did Ronkebloodpressure, and sent her to the naughty steps I aim to please you see









Peering around to see if Lastpage the village Headmaster is gone

Na wa oh for this our damned-if-we-do-damned-if-we-don't-Tisha-oko-oh

All this Alakowe sef, I dey advise someone to start saving up, you ekeyofuroishly butted in concluding that that's what I do, then went on to call me shameless and immature and a barawo chei

So when I occasionally preach the art of longsuffering in marriages to some people here because they request for coping strategies to remain sane in their marriages, is this how you automatically jump into conclusion that I am a longsufferernia(sic) too? See irony oh

Richvkunt: Big Bumper,
Actually at times when you manage to get off the fence,you do seem kind of interesting.

Yeparipa, wake up, wake up, wake up rightaway Jennykadry and stop snoring with your mouth wide open. That Richvkunt fella that is always heaping coal of fire and always terrorising and being a thorn in the side of you and your cabal is outside our front door as we speak. I keep warning you to swallow your medication and stop hiding it under your tongue but you never listen now he is here to cart you away to Alcatraz.

His presence was so overwhelmingly crippling, I wet myself and my legs have been buckling under me and my teeth clattering since, to the extent that I think my 3 remaining teeth is gonna fall out tonight Oh dear, I am scared, I want my mummy oh

Please make him go away please

Dont worry BB i have come to rescue YOU only lol

agiboma: Dont worry BB i have come to rescue YOU only lol

Yay, Agiboma to the rescue, but erm. . . remember there is 7000 cabal members at the last count against us two Not that i am scared of course, afterall there is nothing hurtling from the sky towards earth that the ground cannot withstand WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED

una still dey here? the woman is living happily ever after already.
oya everyone vacate this place with immediate alacrity!

Busy_body:



Yeparipa, wake up, wake up, wake up rightaway Jennykadry and stop snoring with your mouth wide open. That Richvkunt fella that is always heaping coal of fire and always terrorising and being a thorn in the side of you and your cabal is outside our front door as we speak. I keep warning you to swallow your medication and stop hiding it under your tongue but you never listen now he is here to cart you away to Alcatraz.

His presence was so overwhelmingly crippling, I wet myself and my legs have been buckling under me and my teeth clattering since, to the extent that I think my 3 remaining teeth is gonna fall out tonight Oh dear, I am scared, I want my mummy oh

Please make him go away please

By the time you finish raising this your false alarm,you go know say Last Page stand gidigba dey wait for you.

Kevin_II: una still dey here? the woman is living happily ever after already.
oya everyone vacate this place with immediate alacrity!

Vacate ko, na Engrish you still dey speak, mschewww. You come carry me commot thread, na me and you go enter one knicker today today

Well as you can see, not a single muscle of mine moved an inch, so if i were you i will be on the tail of the baba dibia that did the command for you, to collect your refund

Richvkunt:


By the time you finish raising this your false alarm,you go know say Last Page stand gidigba dey wait for you.

Hmmm, see as you dey send me message, dey stylishly put words in my mouth and gradually push me inside konga. Dem don lambast my grammar ^{chai i have never been this insulted in my life} If "Mr" Lastpage your fellow alpha male reads me the riot act peren, you berra start sleeping with one eye open and start trembling in your boots oh, i refuse to go down alone Anyway na only person wey send me message i fear, so here goes:



Yeah Richv, i can see "Mr" Lastpage the big girl's blouse, gidigbaly taking refuge under a woman's skirt, [s]me i know 100% that i was conversing with "Mr" [/s] https://www.nairaland.com/916767/story-women-men-read-learn/8#10636559 Awww, "Mrs" Proverbs 31 holding it down for her "Mr" and taking a bullet for him, how romantic, it must be love, they don't make 'em like her anymore, awww, i go love oh







Get thee behind me Mr Richv, you like trouble small, and me i don't like wahala so i am going back to sit on my fence peacefully

lastpage:

By now you should have known that we belong to different levels when it comes to writing skills, even for pedantic purposes like having fun on NL.

Move-over if you dont have the intellectual capacity nor the attention span to read more than "ten lines" of text!
Na by force to read my postings?

No wonder a lot of peeps fail "English Comprehension" at WAEC level!

Lastpage!

BTW: I will suggest you pick up that Oxford English Textbook, "Alli and the Angel", for starters!

it will help you a lot!

Chei! I no no say u wicked like this.

U wet our appetite, u refused to post. U finally did, na machine gun you carry come.