It was a big fight today btw mother-in-law and daughter-in-law.

Mother-in-law: "my son must listen to me and obey my instructions, except if he did not suck this breast of mine for more than a year. . ."

Daughter-in-law: "ma, that was over 40 years ago!!! You must realize that it is my breast he sucks now. He has sucked it for more than 5 years and he is still sucking."

Mother-in-law: "I carried him for 9 months. . ."

Daughter-in-law: "He was only 3.5KG then; wasn't he? . . . So whats the big deal? I CARRY HIM EVERY NIGHT AND HE IS 110 KG NOW."


@nairalanders
Who do you think has the bigger stake in the Man?

wife

Chimezie198: ** Rolls motor-cycle tyre across d thread**

lol. Naa wife

Confucius says "If a man withdraws his mind from the love of beauty, and applies it as sincerely to the love of the virtuous; if, in serving his parents, he can exert his utmost strength; if, in serving his prince, he can devote his life; if in his intercourse with his friends or wife, his words are sincere - although men say that he has not learned, I will certainly say that he has".

jackpot:

Chimezie198:

*blows her a kiss*

confuscius: Confucius says "If a man withdraws his mind from the love of beauty, and applies it as sincerely to the love of the virtuous; if, in serving his parents, he can exert his utmost strength; if, in serving his prince, he can devote his life; if in his intercourse with his friends or wife, his words are sincere - although men say that he has not learned, I will certainly say that he has".

summarize, bro

are you saying it's the wife or the mother?

No one owns him, so he shdnt do what either of them says

@cherry, what do you mean 'no one owns him'? Someone definitely owns him. I'd go for the wife cos most men do claim der own their wives.

jackpot: *blows her a kiss*

* touches her b..reast**

jackpot: summarize, bro

are you saying it's the wife or the mother?

Confucius says "if the words of Confucius are explained in plain text, they lose their value and may then be regarded as the rants of a mediocre"

The punny i ''pops'' out from owns me to the punny i dig.

The punny i ''pops'' out from owns me to the punny i dig. The punny i ''pops'' out from owns me to the punny i dig.

The true worth of a man is the ability to know his own mind,
Making decisions from a balanced well-researched angle.

It defies logic in todays world, to compartmentalize a person in just 1 box.
A mark of maturity is being able to carry effectively your different
roles.

You are you, then, a son, a brother, a husband, a worker ( in whatever capacity)

Same goes for the woman.

YOU own yourself, owe urself the victory that comes with
living a balanced life, NOT any punny, u "popped" out from (PERMANENT)
or presently "banging ". (CHANGEABLE OR TEMPORARY)

PS: the wife clamouring for ownership with her mother-in-law,
is yet to pass Marriage 101 course. Need to re-sit the course/ exam.