spartacus11:
Manure fans wen flood dis thread, all don disappear
Wey them

Morata right now

Bimffo:
I can see the Dr viewing the page.

He sneaked into the room so that no one would wake up. Sorry Doc, you just put on the TV with Volume at 100% and I am not a heavy sleeper.

Oya watch everything we said Yesterday night.

Cc Afrodoc

By the way, United really impressed me yesterday.

Flops were just Lukaku and a little bit of Pogba. That Rashford is a baller, and United will bully teams in the EPL this season.

Lukaku didn't flop. He was left to feed off scraps and he managed a goal from that.

eph12:

Lukaku didn't flop. He was left to feed off scraps and he managed a goal from that.

Lukaku was average, he's average player anyway. He can't even throw-in or understand offside rule by denying Herrera solo run to goal.

hensben:
Lukaku was average, he's average player anyway. He can't even throw-in or understand offside rule by denying Herrera solo run to goal.

Of course he is average so is almost every other player in the world. Morata too is average but every normal football fan will pick a goal scoring average striker than a goal shy average striker

eph12:

Lukaku didn't flop. He was left to feed off scraps and he managed a goal from that.

He was left to feed off scrap but Rashford that came in like the 70th minute had more impact than him.

And they provided Morata with a lot of chances that he couldn't score just one.


Lol, Wehdone sir.

Bimffo:


He was left to feed off scrap but Rashford that came in like the 70th minute had more impact than him.

And they provided Morata with a lot of chances that he couldn't score just one.


Lol, Wehdone sir.

Lukaku scored

Rashford did not

Morata did not

As far as I'm concerned, Lukaku did his job as a striker...which is put the ball in the net.

Morata has yet to do that for us.

Don't set yourself up to be burnt my G.

Bimffo:


He was left to feed off scrap but Rashford that came in like the 70th minute had more impact than him.

And they provided Morata with a lot of chances that he couldn't score just one.


Lol, Wehdone sir.

Rashford had one job to do not long after he came in, release the ball to Lukaku that was free on goal. He didn't and that chance was lost. Rashford had a one on one and not some sudden rebound but he couldn't bury it. Your idea of an attacker is one taking on defenders with no end product? Or someone put through on goal and chose to shift the ball to his weaker foot when he could have done better? Mehn Morata really fit you guys.

Morata had one clean opportunity and couldn't bury. He wasn't under any pressure from any defender. And it was his official debut dammit!!!

Nihilstjnr:


Lukaku scored

Rashford did not

Morata did not

As far as I'm concerned, Lukaku did his job as a striker...which is put the ball in the net.

Morata has yet to do that for us.

Don't set yourself up to be burnt my G.

I was wondering if Rashford scored his one on one that he was put through o

eph12:

Rashford had one job to do not long after he came in, release the ball to Lukaku that was free on goal. He didn't and that chance was lost. Rashford had a one on one and not some sudden rebound but he couldn't bury it. Your idea of an attacker is one taking on defenders with no end product? Or someone put through on goal and chose to shift the ball to his weaker foot when he could have done better? Mehn Morata really fit you guys.

Morata had one clean opportunity and couldn't bury. He wasn't under any pressure from any defender. And it was his official debut dammit!!!

Oga stop lying is too early. Lukaku had an empty net and was in a far better position than morufu or Morufat but couldn't score. Lukakus grace was the goal he made up with if not, I would have been dragging him alongside adabowale right now.

Do you know the meaning of ogbakaku? Dats pogba + lukakus name after the first half.

BlueAngel444:
Chelsea are interested in signing Joao Cancelo from Valencia, according to Sky sources.

Some1 once mentioned him has better than moses.

Good news I guess

Na evry player dm dey bid for



Dis club nor serious


I juz dey pray make dm nor repeat weyyn happen 2016 oooo

Chelsea have launched a £25m swoop for Arsenal star Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain - Daily Mail

diggz:


Oga stop lying is too early. Lukaku had an empty net and was in a far better position than morufu or Morufat but couldn't score. Lukakus grace was the goal he made up with if not, I would have been dragging him alongside adabowale right now.

Do you know the meaning of ogbakaku? Dats pogba + lukakus name after the first half.

Lol. They have even forgotten Morata was given a free opportunity to open his account via the penalty shootout. Na wa for shekpites

Griffon:
Chelsea have launched a £25m swoop for Arsenal star Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain - Daily Mail

Decent amount for a decent player. This dude can do a decent job in almost all positions across the pitch.Hes the attacking version of John Oshea

Arsenal may be foolish to let him go.

Watching Matic brilliant performance in a Red jersey was so sad.

It was like I should go get a rope and do the needful

Nihilstjnr:


Decent amount for a decent player. This dude can do a decent job in almost all positions across the pitch.Hes the attacking version of John Oshea

Arsenal may be foolish to let him go.

I will have this ninja ahead of many folks whose names are being bandied around here. Ox puts the u in utility.

Lukaku 1 Morata 0

PietroRico:
Lukaku 1 Morata 0

I tink u would divide lukaku minute of play by 4times to get that of morata.

just liv the both of them to serve their various club

eph12:

Lol. They have even forgotten Morata was given a free opportunity to open his account via the penalty shootout. Na wa for shekpites

Don't try to be brilliant by half oga! If you have ever kicked a ball in Ur life you will know every penalty is 50/50. Players way better than Morufat have been throwing away pens....no be today. Plus he wasn't the only one who lost penalty in my team that day so no biggie.

It is only a scummys scummite that will choose to shift post from misses in open play to penalty shootouts... Incase you think I am here to defend murafat you are greatly mistaken. I only want you to stop lying here braaah.

Emisco1:
I tink u would divide lukaku minute of play by 4times to get that of morata.

just liv the both of them to serve their various club

not my business that your 70m man can't bench Bazuaye Abi na batsuya, whose best moments at Chelsea have come from twitter

Thecassanova:
Watching Matic brilliant performance in a Red jersey was so sad.

It was like I should go get a rope and do the needful

Bro don't get carried away by the hype. Matic didn't do anything special on the night except he was the superstar amongst average Joe's like adabowale and whitekante.

Griffon:
Chelsea have launched a £25m swoop for Arsenal star Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain - Daily Mail

Very decent price for an ok player. A good deal if we can get him.

PietroRico:
not my business that your 70m man can't bench Bazuaye Abi na batsuya, whose best moments at Chelsea have come from twitter

lolzzzz. none of my signing would start that game.

and bat-man over morata in that match because he won d league with the winning goal. let those who battle for the EPL tittle start the man,

the season starts this weekend and UCL next month, don't fail England plsssss

Nihilstjnr:


Decent amount for a decent player. This dude can do a decent job in almost all positions across the pitch.Hes the attacking version of John Oshea

Arsenal may be foolish to let him go.

you are right, that guy is a great squad player. He doesn't want to sign contract and he is not Sanchez or ozil, arsenal can do without him...

diggz:


Don't try to be brilliant by half oga! If you have ever kicked a ball in Ur life you will know every penalty is 50/50. Players way better than Morufat have been throwing away pens....no be today. Plus he wasn't the only one who lost penalty in my team that day so no biggie.

It is only a scummys scummite that will choose to shift post from misses in open play to penalty shootouts... Incase you think I am here to defend murafat you are greatly mistaken. I only want you to stop lying here braaah.

Me don't want fight this early momo o... I am not trying to castigate anybody, it was your fellow shekpites that decided to call us out.

But the facts remain the clear.. Lukaku scored in a tense situation and even from a ball he didn't call. But our boy here called for the ball, picked it, walked to the spot, placed it on the ground, chose pocket and played it to throwing. Brilliant!!!

diggz:


Bro don't get carried away by the hype. Matic didn't do anything special on the night except he was the superstar amongst average Joe's like adabowale and whitekante.

You're right. We saw all the superstars in your team against Arsenal. What a shame!!!

The way isco dy ball these days just dy fear me.. Madrid longterm investment are beginning to pay off..

diggz:


Don't try to be brilliant by half oga! If you have ever kicked a ball in Ur life you will know every penalty is 50/50. Players way better than Morufat have been throwing away pens....no be today. Plus he wasn't the only one who lost penalty in my team that day so no biggie.

It is only a scummys scummite that will choose to shift post from misses in open play to penalty shootouts... Incase you think I am here to defend murafat you are greatly mistaken. I only want you to stop lying here braaah.

oga...penalty is not a 50-50 chance except u r blindfolded. Its more like a 90-10 chance. Dats why most penalties end up being goals.

eph12:

Me don't want fight this early momo o... I am not trying to castigate anybody, it was your fellow shekpites that decided to call us out.

But the facts remain the clear.. Lukaku scored in a tense situation and even from a ball he didn't call. But our boy here called for the ball, picked it, walked to the spot, placed it on the ground, chose pocket and played it to throwing. Brilliant!!!

I no fight you o bros......!

Lukaku 1 morata 0


Shikena....no dey come dance atilogu dance or dey try to shift post for here. Thanks.

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eph12:



But the facts remain the clear.. Lukaku scored in a tense situation and even from a ball he didn't call. But our boy here called for the ball, picked it, walked to the spot, placed it on the ground, chose pocket and played it to throwing. Brilliant!!!

he even choose pocket join
Na snooker?

Emisco1:
I tink u would divide lukaku minute of play by 4times to get that of morata.

just liv the both of them to serve their various club

Is it Lukaku that asked your coach to cancel Norata's name from the team sheet and place it on the bench sheet?