URGENT ALERT!
All Heaven bound passengers awaiting to board ROS 000 Aircraft are by this important notice advised to be prepared and be very alert as the expected aircraft be ready for departure at anytime from now. All passengers are also advised in their best interest to "strip off every weight that slows us down, especially the sin that so easily trips us up"(Hebrews section 12 subsection 1) as the expected aircraft allows no luggage aboard it. Passengers are advised to refer to relevant sections of the Passenger Handbook(The Holy Bible) to be guided on the acceptable conducts and requirements for boarding this Aircraft when it arrives. Failure to adhere to this instructions put the passenger at the risk of missing the flight or being left behind.

N/B: ROS 000 (Rapture of the Saints, Any day,hour and Minute)
Flight Info Desk.

Great!

more nutjobs on the lose

Hope the flight is not on auto-pilot, try n wait 4 me, i'm doing justice to my Cognac at mo.

God plz Help us not to miss dis flight Amen

Moderators plz what would it take to take dis post to front page