Mynd_44:
The thing is we need the virgins intact

Mynd_44:
Common hush it. They have been tested

190: My marriage would be happening in Nigeria arund this time next year
And it would be up here and running on nairaland
D problem now is picking a best man for dat d-day
Mr.brownjay has shown intrest
But I still need other positions 2 be filled up like
Chior mistress - which ijebabe, freecocoa or natasha can handle
Who would be in charge of liqour as foreign beer would be imported not regular star and Gulder
Who would wash d plates after d ceremony - maybe I cud import some carribean queen 2 handle that (lol)
Which female nairalander wud accompny my new polish queen now on nairaland too (hidden of cus) 2 get dat gown from eida london or paris - idowu wud av gone but I sense she lacks taste of dressin dat leaves me with goldielucks or busy body
Iyatrustee wud help me count d money dat we would be sprayed wwwwith
And least I 4get on bachelors eve - there wud be free women for d Hot guys within our midst like killz, born2fuk and coogar d ape, mynd_44, and anonymous

Any other vacant positions - lemme know as we я really workin on it already

190: Chief bridesmaide would be ogugua

Palm wine tapper - sexkillz could easily do that

Killz.:
I seriously hope i don't poison the wine. . . I don't trust myself

pendo89:

ayobase:

Pdude will do!

Mynd_44:
The thing is we need the virgins intact

joeydozzy: Who go be our strippers for the bachelor night?

ayobase:

So Idowu passed?
Hmmmmm!

190: My marriage would be happening in Nigeria arund this time next year
And it would be up here and running on nairaland
D problem now is picking a best man for dat d-day
Mr.brownjay has shown intrest
But I still need other positions 2 be filled up like
Chior mistress - which ijebabe, freecocoa or natasha can handle
Who would be in charge of liqour as foreign beer would be imported not regular star and Gulder
Who would wash d plates after d ceremony - maybe I cud import some carribean queen 2 handle that (lol)
Which female nairalander wud accompny my new polish queen now on nairaland too (hidden of cus) 2 get dat gown from eida london or paris - idowu wud av gone but I sense she lacks taste of dressin dat leaves me with goldielucks or busy body
Iyatrustee wud help me count d money dat we would be sprayed wwwwith
And least I 4get on bachelors eve - there wud be free women for d Hot guys within our midst like killz, born2fuk and coogar d ape, mynd_44, and anonymous

Any other vacant positions - lemme know as we я really workin on it already

ijebabe:

Jeremiah,

190: Chief bridesmaide would be ogugua
Butcher - would be dayokanu
Palm wine tapper - sexkillz could easily do that
Groom train - we need virgins - so upendo, talia,Babe and idowu

joeydozzy you go fit handle d position of priest but please don't drink b4 comin 2 d alter dat day
Make I just remind u now -

dubem3:

whats the meaning of the bolded?
when am aware we have
nri priest
odenigbo aroli
and
okija juju
all ordained priests
why call an ordinary lay man to officiate?

ayobase: After reading the story,what
came to my mind instantly
was Seun.

Now that Mark has married,
so when is Seun's?

And pls, we dont want it on
a ''low key''.....I gez dats y u dnt
wanna rush it.

I dnt know abt other Nler,
but I do wanna be there.

I can vouch for 190, Dudem, Dubem
Slimyem (masker), idowuogbo,
Naijasexy?,beaf,born2fuck,freecocoa,
dondo8,ijebabe,beaf,dyt,killz?,...........

Pls,in order to know how many
bags or rice,do include ur name if u wanna attend.

Wait a minute, Seun u don
marry so?

ayobase:

So Idowu passed?
Hmmmmm!

dubem3:
that thing wey u dey find
i,ll be ROTFLMAO when you get it

Killz.:

Ah! Yes o. To be forewarned. . .

iyatrustee:

oh !so dude's got a local name? i tot he was answering names like allen, ian, mason or even atutupoyoyo!

ijebabe:

Jeremiah, when did I start singing in the choir

Mynd_44:
Who will want to attend a wedding officiated by Okija juju?

dubem3:
obi gi di njo
ur turning out worst than the bad ones

ijebabe:
How Dubem? It was only a question

190: My marriage would be happening in Nigeria arund this time next year
And it would be up here and running on nairaland
D problem now is picking a best man for dat d-day
Mr.brownjay has shown intrest
But I still need other positions 2 be filled up like
Chior mistress - which ijebabe, freecocoa or natasha can handle
Who would be in charge of liqour as foreign beer would be imported not regular star and Gulder
Who would wash d plates after d ceremony - maybe I cud import some carribean queen 2 handle that (lol)
Which female nairalander wud accompny my new polish queen now on nairaland too (hidden of cus) 2 get dat gown from eida london or paris - idowu wud av gone but I sense she lacks taste of dressin dat leaves me with goldielucks or busy body
Iyatrustee wud help me count d money dat we would be sprayed wwwwith
And least I 4get on bachelors eve - there wud be free women for d Hot guys within our midst like killz, born2fuk and coogar d ape, mynd_44, and anonymous

Any other vacant positions - lemme know as we я really workin on it already

dubem3:

whats the meaning of the bolded?
when am aware we have
nri priest
odenigbo aroli
and
okija juju
all ordained priests
why call an ordinary lay man to officiate?

joeydozzy:

Why call me a lay man?. Do you know how many couples I've joined and also broken?

joeydozzy:

Why call me a lay man?. Do you know how many couples I've joined and also broken?

dubem3:
na rope you take join them?

Odunnu:
Na so 'beaf' take dey importamkpa wey make you list am twice? Na wa o.