After reading the story,what
came to my mind instantly
was Seun.

Now that Mark has married,
so when is Seun's?

And pls, we dont want it on
a ''low key''.....I gez dats y u dnt
wanna rush it.

I dnt know abt other Nlers,
but I do wanna be there.

I can vouch for 190, Dudem,
Slimyem (masker), idowuogbo,
Naijasexy?,beaf,born2fuck,freecocoa,
don8,ijebabe,beaf,dyt,killz?,...........

Pls,in order to know how many
bags or rice,do include ur name if u wanna attend.

Wait a minute, Seun u don
marry so?

This is nice

ayobase: After reading the story,what
came to my mind instantly
was Seun.

Now that Mark has married,
so when is Seun's?

And pls, we dont want it on
a ''low key''.....I gez dats y u dnt
wanna rush it.

I dnt know abt other Nler,
but I do wanna be there.

I can vouch for 190, Dudem,
Slimyem (masker), idowuogbo,
Naijasexy?,beaf,born2fuck,freecocoa,
dondo8,ijebabe,[b]beaf,[/b]dyt,killz?,...........

Pls,in order to know how many
bags or rice,do include ur name if u wanna attend.

Wait a minute, Seun u don
marry so?

Na so 'beaf' take dey importamkpa wey make you list am twice? Na wa o.
BTW, Seun don marry and I no need co-wife.

My marriage would be happening in Nigeria arund this time next year
And it would be up here and running on nairaland
D problem now is picking a best man for dat d-day
Mr.brownjay has shown intrest
But I still need other positions 2 be filled up like
Chior mistress - which ijebabe, freecocoa or natasha can handle
Who would be in charge of liqour as foreign beer would be imported not regular star and Gulder
Who would wash d plates after d ceremony - maybe I cud import some carribean queen 2 handle that (lol)
Which female nairalander wud accompny my new polish queen now on nairaland too (hidden of cus) 2 get dat gown from eida london or paris - idowu wud av gone but I sense she lacks taste of dressin dat leaves me with goldielucks or busy body
Iyatrustee wud help me count d money dat we would be sprayed wwwwith
And least I 4get on bachelors eve - there wud be free women for d Hot guys within our midst like killz, born2fuk and coogar d ape, mynd_44, and anonymous

Any other vacant positions - lemme know as we я really workin on it already

Odunnu:
Na so 'beaf' take dey importamkpa wey make you list am twice? Na wa o.
BTW, Seun don marry and I no need co-wife.

co-wife? No. But u might need an assistant..i'll suggest onila or idowuogbo. Having jes one of them is disaster, havin them both is a quick death!

190: My marriage would be happening in Nigeria arund this time next year
And it would be up here and running on nairaland
D problem now is picking a best man for dat d-day
Mr.brownjay has shown intrest
But I still need other positions 2 be filled up like
Chior mistress - which ijebabe, freecocoa or natasha can handle
Who would be in charge of liqour as foreign beer would be imported not regular star and Gulder
Who would wash d plates after d ceremony - maybe I cud import some carribean queen 2 handle that (lol)
Which female nairalander wud accompny my new polish queen now on nairaland too (hidden of cus) 2 get dat gown from eida london or paris - idowu wud av gone but I sense she lacks taste of dressin dat leaves me with goldielucks or busy body
Iyatrustee wud help me count d money dat we would be sprayed wwwwith
And least I 4get on bachelors eve - there wud be free women for d Hot guys within our midst like killz, born2fuk and coogar d ape, mynd_44, and anonymous

Any other vacant positions - lemme know as we я really workin on it already

i'll handle d coffin, i knw Ghana has d best so we'll import one. For wit all those nairalanders around u, u're a dead man already! Biliv wax

190: My marriage would be happening in Nigeria arund this time next year
And it would be up here and running on nairaland
D problem now is picking a best man for dat d-day
Mr.brownjay has shown intrest
But I still need other positions 2 be filled up like
Chior mistress - which ijebabe, freecocoa or natasha can handle
Who would be in charge of liqour as foreign beer would be imported not regular star and Gulder
Who would wash d plates after d ceremony - maybe I cud import some carribean queen 2 handle that (lol)
Which female nairalander wud accompny my new polish queen now on nairaland too (hidden of cus) 2 get dat gown from eida london or paris - idowu wud av gone but I sense she lacks taste of dressin dat leaves me with goldielucks or busy body
Iyatrustee wud help me count d money dat we would be sprayed wwwwith
And least I 4get on bachelors eve - there wud be free women for d Hot guys within our midst like killz, born2fuk and coogar d ape, mynd_44, and anonymous

Any other vacant positions - lemme know as we я really workin on it already

There are wine tasters, mc, chief bridesmaid, waitresses, butchers, decorators, palm wine Tappers, choir members, groom train and the priest (which I could be)

Seun=190?

But if indeed you are tying the knot (190) I am wish you all the best with your planning and the final ceremony.

Chief bridesmaide would be ogugua
Butcher - would be dayokanu
Palm wine tapper - sexkillz could easily do that
Groom train - we need virgins - so upendo, talia,Babe and idowu

joeydozzy you go fit handle d position of priest but please don't drink b4 comin 2 d alter dat day
Make I just remind u now -

190: Chief bridesmaide would be ogugua
Butcher - would be dayokanu
Palm wine tapper - sexkillz could easily do that
Groom train - we need virgins - so upendo, talia,Babe and idowu

joeydozzy you go fit handle d position of priest but please don't drink b4 comin 2 d alter dat day
Make I just remind u now -

U got it boss. Besides, my head dey strong

Better start goin 2 memorize or cram ur bible

ayobase: After reading the story,what
came to my mind instantly
was Seun.

Now that Mark has married,
so when is Seun's?

And pls, we dont want it on
a ''low key''.....I gez dats y u dnt
wanna rush it.

I dnt know abt other Nler,
but I do wanna be there.

I can vouch for 190, Dudem,
Slimyem (masker), idowuogbo,
Naijasexy?,beaf,born2fuck,freecocoa,
dondo8,ijebabe,beaf,dyt,killz?,...........

Pls,in order to know how many
bags or rice,do include ur name if u wanna attend.

Wait a minute, Seun u don
marry so?

Mr man,wetin i dey mask?
...and WTF is 'masker'?

I am speechless.

190:
Groom train - we need virgins - so upendo, talia,Babe and idowu

-

why isnt my name in dat list?

lol very funny.This wedding.

iyatrustee:

why isnt my name in dat list?

Oh great. We have to conduct a virginity test for you then. Head to the health section. Meet a guy called Doc he will certify you then come back and you will be added to the list

Mynd_44:
Oh great. We have to conduct a virginity test for you then. Head to the health section. Meet a guy called Doc he will certify you then come back and you will be added to the list

Lékwanú protocol

joeydozzy:

Lékwanú protocol

Everything has to be perfecto

...
How inspirational.

Which one una wan put me na?

I dey good with tasting, so maybe wine tasting or puna tasting would be fine

Gerrout from here jor

Odunnu:
Na so 'beaf' take dey importamkpa wey make you list am twice? Na wa o.
BTW, Seun don marry and I no need co-wife.

Never knew!
Na beaf dey cause wahala
pass for forum now o...
Especially in politics domain!

Born2fuck sef don cool down
After 2weeks ban!

Married?
U?
U no go go finish ur school abi?

190: My marriage would be happening in Nigeria arund this time next year
And it would be up here and running on nairaland
D problem now is picking a best man for dat d-day
Mr.brownjay has shown intrest
But I still need other positions 2 be filled up like
Chior mistress - which ijebabe, freecocoa or natasha can handle
Who would be in charge of liqour as foreign beer would be imported not regular star and Gulder
Who would wash d plates after d ceremony - maybe I cud import some carribean queen 2 handle that (lol)
Which female nairalander wud accompny my new polish queen now on nairaland too (hidden of cus) 2 get dat gown from eida london or paris - idowu wud av gone but I sense she lacks taste of dressin dat leaves me with goldielucks or busy body
Iyatrustee wud help me count d money dat we would be sprayed wwwwith
And least I 4get on bachelors eve - there wud be free women for d Hot guys within our midst like killz, born2fuk and coogar d ape, mynd_44, and anonymous

Any other vacant positions - lemme know as we я really workin on it already

Hmmmm!
Iyatrustee?

What abt Naijasexy? She go fit
read d letter!

Pdude....he suppose dey d
bachelors' eve also.

Beaf and his political cohort nko?

Me sef sabi sing o...one man show!

KINGwax: co-wife? No. But u might need an assistant..i'll suggest onila or idowuogbo. Having jes one of them is disaster, havin them both is a quick death!

I will suggest
freecocoa and idowuogbo!

190: Chief bridesmaide would be ogugua
Butcher - would be dayokanu
Palm wine tapper - sexkillz could easily do that
Groom train - we need virgins - so upendo, talia,Babe and idowu

joeydozzy you go fit handle d position of priest but please don't drink b4 comin 2 d alter dat day
Make I just remind u now -

Those virgins?
By claim or by proof?

I dey laugh o!
***idowu***?

slimyem: Mr man,wetin i dey mask?
...and WTF is 'masker'?

U dey mask ur opinion and
which makes u a ''masker''
Abi u wan make I call u
''maskara''?

LOL.....so u r in!

190....wont u fix slimyem up
with something!

ayobase:

Those virgins?
By claim or by proof?

I dey laugh o!
***idowu***?

Common hush it. They have been tested

iyatrustee:

why isnt my name in dat list?

No come cause katakata here o!
Virgin ke?

Dat money aspect don do!
U fit even hammer from there.
Na dollars o!

Mynd_44:
Oh great. We have to conduct a virginity test for you then. Head to the health section. Meet a guy called Doc he will certify you then come back and you will be added to the list

Pdude will do!

MaxDick9ja: Which one una wan put me na?

MaxDICK9ja...u go dey with
Born2fuck be dat!

ayobase:

Pdude will do!

The thing is we need the virgins intact