Ok, I exited naija a few weeks ago for a better life and since then I have been quite disturbed by the behaviour of akata females.

I dress nice and decently (just like we do in naija) and carry myself well. I have noticed that akata women won't let me be. In naija, men aren't ued to being toasted and oogled but for the past few weeks, these akata women (a few I have come across) have not let me be o! The other day, one was chatting me up. Some weeks back same thing but on a coded level. Yesterday while grocery shopping, two kept eyeing me and smiling sexily anytime I passed by them. One of them was even as old as my aunty; all decked up and bejewelled. Oh boy! I dey fear these women o! From what I heard and seen, they are a very bad breed. Moreover I'm hitched so WTF?

pDude: Ok, I exited naija a few weeks ago for a better life and since then I have been quite disturbed by the behaviour of akata females.

I dress nice and decently (just like we do in naija) and carry myself well. I have noticed that akata women won't let me be. In naija, men aren't ued to being toasted and oogled but for the past few weeks, these akata women (a few I have come across) have not let me be o! The other day, one was chatting me up. Some weeks back same thing but on a coded level. Yesterday while grocery shopping, two kept eyeing me and smiling sexily anytime I passed by them. One of them was even as old as my aunty; all decked up and bejewelled. Oh boy! I dey fear these women o! From what I heard and seen, they are a very bad breed. Moreover I'm hitched so WTF?

You have two options...take your arse back to NIGERIA or stop getting paranoia and wake your arse up from the dream.

pDude: Ok, I exited naija a few weeks ago for a better life and since then I have been quite disturbed by the behaviour of akata females.

I dress nice and decently (just like we do in naija) and carry myself well. I have noticed that akata women won't let me be. In naija, men aren't ued to being toasted and oogled but for the past few weeks, these akata women (a few I have come across) have not let me be o! The other day, one was chatting me up. Some weeks back same thing but on a coded level. Yesterday while grocery shopping, two kept eyeing me and smiling sexily anytime I passed by them. One of them was even as old as my aunty; all decked up and bejewelled. Oh boy! I dey fear these women o! From what I heard and seen, they are a very bad breed. Moreover I'm hitched so WTF?

okay..we now know you are out of the country...
So,what's new?

slimyem: okay..we now know you are out of the country...
So,what's new?

He is still struggling.

Mrs.Chima:


He is still struggling.

okies...
Pdude...we await other news!

Mrs.Chima:


He is still struggling.

That's right .

slimyem: okay..we now know you are out of the country...
So,what's new?

Did I run over your chihuahua?

slimyem: okay..we now know you are out of the country...
So,what's new?

What's new eh? Nothing. It aint no biggie. Afterall all our thieving 419ers and leaders in naija travel as if its their backyard.

Loc

Hey welcome to America Eddie Murphy Jr. Seriously you need to take your time to learn the difference between smile, grin and eyeing. These are cmmon ish here especially and annoyingly by white folks, female(s) to be precise. While deep inside their mind they're calling you "punk nigga".

Waiting for your next update

REALITY101: Hey welcome to America Eddie Murphy Jr. Seriously you need to take your time to learn the difference between smile, grin and eyeing. These are cmmon ish here especially and annoyingly by white folks, female(s) to be precise. While deep inside their mind they're calling you "punk nigga".

Waiting for your next update

Really? Well, I aint used to that eyeing shizz and chatting up/exchanging numbers shizz, it makes me gaddem nervous and it really bugs me out bruv.

Abeg una go give me orientation o! I nor get tori for una o! Tori don finish for my mouth . I'm now a saint

pDude:

Really? Well, I aint used to that eyeing shizz and chatting up/exchanging numbers shizz, it makes me gaddem nervous and it really bugs me out bruv.

Abeg una go give me orientation o! I nor get tori for una o! Tori don finish for my mouth . I'm now a saint

So what part Yanks are u

REALITY101:

So what part Yanks are u

Will send U̶̲̥̅̊ a mail on that

Ok

@op

that is such an unfair generalization. I'm AA and never have i chased a man. I've given indications that i like a man but never have i outright pursued one.

for example, there was this beautiful man at the gas station, i mean just gorgeous, and he passed by me, very closely, then he went outside. he worked there and he pretended to be sweeping the grounds. so i go up to him and ask him for directions. he says he didn't know because he had just moved to the country. we were standing very close to one another, and we were making very deep eye contact, so obviously he didn't want to go anywhere and just did not know what to say.

that is called being assertive. that is not throwing yourself at a man. basically without words, i was saying "here i am, so what are you going to do about it? are you man enough to say whats on your mind and get outside of that shell and quit being shy? lol he failed the test.

but if that is the type of behavior you mean, then basically you need to upgrade your "toasting" skills, because women in America are not shy about letting you know we are interested. If that's considered unladylike to you then i don't know what to tell you.

TisaBone: @op

that is such an unfair generalization. I'm AA and never have i chased a man. I've given indications that i like a man but never have i outright pursued one.

for example, there was this beautiful man at the gas station, i mean just gorgeous, and he passed by me, very closely, then he went outside. he worked there and he pretended to be sweeping the grounds. so i go up to him and ask him for directions. he says he didn't know because he had just moved to the country. we were standing very close to one another, and we were making very deep eye contact, so obviously he didn't want to go anywhere and just did not know what to say.

that is called being assertive. that is not throwing yourself at a man. basically without words, i was saying "here i am, so what are you going to do about it? are you man enough to say whats on your mind and get outside of that shell and quit being shy? lol he failed the test.

but if that is the type of behavior you mean, then basically you need to upgrade your "toasting" skills, because women in America are not shy about letting you know we are interested. If that's considered unladylike to you then i don't know what to tell you.

Sorry if I generalized. I as a Nigeria am not used to deep, almost sensual, eye-to eye, and chatting up moves from females. I'm not saying it's wrong but maybe I need to upgrade my brain to the latest yankee OS.

pDude:

Sorry if I generalized. I as a Nigeria am not used to deep, almost sensual, eye-to eye, and chatting up moves from females. I'm not saying it's wrong but maybe I need to upgrade my brain to the latest yankee OS.

the longer you stay here the more u will grow to like it. men are the same way....very aggressive....come right up to you, and introduce themselves, and its not just AA's its white people too. if you ask me the whites are even worse at doing this than AA. i mean, where else but in america can a man feel sexy and virile because a beautiful woman has shown them interest in a very vocal manner. You can't tell me that doesn't make you feel good. matter of fact, i think you are bragging on the downlow! you ain't slick!!!

TisaBone: @op

that is such an unfair generalization. I'm AA and never have i chased a man. I've given indications that i like a man but never have i outright pursued one.

for example, there was this beautiful man at the gas station, i mean just gorgeous, and he passed by me, very closely, then he went outside. he worked there and he pretended to be sweeping the grounds. so i go up to him and ask him for directions. he says he didn't know because he had just moved to the country. we were standing very close to one another, and we were making very deep eye contact, so obviously he didn't want to go anywhere and just did not know what to say.

that is called being assertive. that is not throwing yourself at a man. basically without words, i was saying "here i am, so what are you going to do about it? are you man enough to say whats on your mind and get outside of that shell and quit being shy? lol he failed the test.

but if that is the type of behavior you mean, then basically you need to upgrade your "toasting" skills, because women in America are not shy about letting you know we are interested. If that's considered unladylike to you then i don't know what to tell you.

Lol sis next time don't even bother to explain. Chima and slimyem hit it right on the head, this dude is dreaming and wants to announce that he "made it out of naija".

MsDarkSkin:

Lol sis next time don't even bother to explain. Chima and slimyem hit it right on the head, this dude is dreaming and wants to announce that he "made it out of naija".

lol i knew it was something he was tryna brag about

pDude: Ok, I exited naija a few weeks ago for a better life and since then I have been quite disturbed by the behaviour of akata females.

I dress nice and decently (just like we do in naija) [/b]and carry myself well. I have noticed that akata women won't let me be.[b] In naija, men aren't ued to being toasted and oogled but for the past few weeks, these akata women (a few I have come across) have not let me be o! The other day, one was chatting me up. Some weeks back same thing but on a coded level. Yesterday while grocery shopping, two kept eyeing me and smiling sexily anytime I passed by them. One of them was even as old as my aunty; all decked up and bejewelled. Oh boy! I dey fear these women o! From what I heard and seen, they are a very bad breed. Moreover I'm hitched so WTF?

No and no, these 2 statements cannot. Let me explain why they can and do not.

Dressing like dbanj or wizkid, or a weak attempt to replicate jason derulo's style in his latest music video is not dressing well. It is dressing like a clown.

You cannot claim women do not toast men in nigeria, thats a blatant lieee in all directions.

MsDarkSkin:

Lol sis next time don't even bother to explain. Chima and slimyem hit it right on the head, this dude is dreaming and wants to announce that he "made it out of naija".

Funny you are flagging this, considering the fact that in some of my threads in the past, I had mentioned a couple of countries I had visited. If you know me on NL, I never boast nor attract attention. I am popular enough.

Or are you just carrying out your normal trolling rounds

TisaBone:

lol i knew it was something he was tryna brag about

Very funny. There isn't anything special about your country considering the fact that y'all live a borrow- borrow credit life. Never any cash-down payment.

We in naija prefer to give it to you cash-down. We don't do credit or any shyt like that. We don't screw around with our money buying useless things on credit.

Corporate slavery

I lie?

Up NAIJA! We nor dey carry last!!

queensmith:

No and no, these 2 statements cannot. Let me explain why they can and do not.

Dressing like dbanj or wizkid, or a weak attempt to replicate jason derulo's style in his latest music video is not dressing well. It is dressing like a clown.

You cannot claim women do not toast men in nigeria, thats a blatant lieee in all directions.

Ok ma'am. Nor be fight. Its just my opinion.

pDude:

Very funny. There isn't anything special about your country

But you are here...

considering the fact that y'all live a borrow- borrow credit life. Never any cash-down payment.

YOU MUST NOT KNOW too many African Americans or Mexicans. You want to talk about CASH DOWN?

And besides, for the most part that is what we do here in America...we build our credit to EARN. Having NO credit here is like having bad credit. You cannot purchase a house, car, and etc. with just cash down for the average person. And you may live large in Niaja before you come here but dollar for naira the money and lifestyle won't add up. You want a house here, what do you pay? Mortgage. Want a car that can carry you back from North Carolina to California, what do you pay if you are not already rich by American standards? CAR NOTE/PAYMENTS. Otherwise, You'll be saving and saving for YEARS to achieve something. Where as you can borrow, buy in bulk and make sure to make your payments. It's something for something. It's called paying your dues! Don't like it...you know what to do.

We in naija prefer to give it to you cash-down. We don't do credit or any shyt like that. We don't screw around with our money buying useless things on credit.

What does that have to do with us? or why you are here for that matter?

Corporate slavery

Like your government?

I lie?

Up NAIJA! We nor dey carry last!!

Yeah but the LAST time I checked YOU CARRIED YOUR NAIJA sef to the U.S.

pDude:

Funny you are flagging this, considering the fact that in some of my threads in the past, I had mentioned a couple of countries I had visited. If you know me on NL, I never boast nor attract attention. I am popular enough.

Or are you just carrying out your normal trolling rounds

Never heard of ya.

MsDarkSkin:

But you are here...



YOU MUST NOT KNOW too many African Americans or Mexicans. You want to talk about CASH DOWN?

And besides, for the most part that is what we do here in America...we build our credit to EARN. Having NO credit here is like having bad credit. You cannot purchase a house, car, and etc. with just cash down for the average person. And you may live large in Niaja before you come here but dollar for naira the money and lifestyle won't add up. You want a house here, what do you pay? Mortgage. Want a car that can carry you back from North Carolina to California, what do you pay if you are not already rich by American standards? CAR NOTE/PAYMENTS. Otherwise, You'll be saving and saving for YEARS to achieve something. Where as you can borrow, buy in bulk and make sure to make your payments. It's something for something. It's called paying your dues! Don't like it...you know what to do.




What does that have to do with us? or[b] why you are here for that matter? [/b]



Like your government?



Yeah but the LAST time I checked YOU CARRIED YOUR NAIJA sef to the U.S.

Simple. The sole reason that $1 = N160

Gerrit!

Also the air and weather freshes your skin. Mu he he he he he.

MsDarkSkin:

Never heard of ya.

Really? Hmmmmm... Ok.

But you are claiming AA. I thought you were Jamaican?

Perpetrator of identity theft.

pDude:

Really? Hmmmmm... Ok.

But you are claiming AA. I thought you were Jamaican?

Perpetrator of identity theft.

I am mixed.

pDude:

Simple. The sole reason that $1 = N160

Gerrit!

wow...

MsDarkSkin:

I am mixed.

Mixed up you mean

wow...

I lie? Do I need a better reason

pDude:

Mixed up you mean

w/e. Hater.

I lie? Do I need a better reason

For what? Being in the US?

MsDarkSkin:

w/e. Hater.




For what? Being in the US?

BTW what are you doing trolling about on NL? Don't you have Akataland or Jamoland forums where you can hang out. Bloodclat Rasclat babylon

pDude:

BTW what are you doing trolling about on NL? Don't you have Akataland or Jamoland forums where you can hang out. Bloodclat Rasclat babylon

I KNEW the epic fail of patois attempts would follow ...along with the "why are you on NL" line after being SONNED. TYPICAL.

Talk about predictable...
Why am I here? You want the long or the short version?

btw this is NAIRAland...Akataland and Jamoland? you mean DOLLARlands?
stop being ignorant.

MsDarkSkin:

I KNEW the epic fail of patois attempts would follow ...along with the "why are you on NL" line after being SONNED. TYPICAL.

of course you did . I wasn't sonned; just tired of the back and forths.

Talk about predictable...
Why am I here? You want the long or the short version?

The short version please; it's my bedtime

pDude:
]The short version please; it's my bedtime

Ok. Once upon a time,
I registered in 2010 and stayed because I can.

Ok GOODNIGHT!