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New Job Guy. by wormedup(m): 6:08pm On Mar 31, 2006
A guy got a new job then went to work 30 minutes late the following day.
his boss was mad; "why are late today?"

the guy says,"sorry boss, i was stuck behind a lorry".

the next day, he goes to work 40 minutes early.
boss was impressed and said, "looks like u had a change of heart, what happened?"

guy say, "well boss, i was stuck behind a ferrarri".
Re: New Job Guy. by Free(f): 7:16pm On Mar 31, 2006
undecided undecided
Re: New Job Guy. by spikelord(m): 1:01pm On Apr 02, 2006
Haha!
Re: New Job Guy. by lauryn(f): 2:29pm On Apr 02, 2006
dont get it
Re: New Job Guy. by Free(f): 2:32pm On Apr 02, 2006
i didnt get it either undecided undecided
Re: New Job Guy. by diddy4(m): 4:36pm On Apr 02, 2006
i got it, its either he goes to work with a bicycle or with a skateboard. on his way he holds a car to help him move fast. since ferrari is fast, he got to work on time. cheesy
Re: New Job Guy. by Free(f): 4:50pm On Apr 02, 2006
ooooh lol grin grin grin cheesy
Re: New Job Guy. by dm(m): 5:16pm On Apr 02, 2006
grin grin grin

@ diddy4dt
ur smart, though i had the skateboard on my mind. cool
Re: New Job Guy. by jayemkay(f): 9:04pm On Apr 12, 2006
hahaha
Re: New Job Guy. by kellygirl(f): 4:35pm On Apr 17, 2006
:d :d :d

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