@tommy
our appearance analyst also pointed out dat u'll nid to get a tummy tuck. Now pot bellied actor can lut sexy duin a split kick. Dat will cost $500,000 but we're not sure if it will be successfull(u may die in d process) so sauce kid and i will demand compensation for puting our hopes on u and thats $200,000

@ migs,

the guy don run ooooo *he no wan be star again*

anyways sha,biggerboy and showbobo can still apply

@saucekid
luks lyk dis guy is a broky. Just some change and he has bolted. Luks lyk we g0nna av to luk 4 some oda wanna-be-stars

Yeah biggerboy has a promising future. We can also give Showbobo a shot.

Mumu boys
Una wan use me do xmas abi??

seriously now,i dnt have d ability to chat as much as u guys,so if una teach me i no go learn wella sef,jus hav fun i go dey watch n yan small small.

I dey even suspect say una get Yahoo potential sef,

we've also hired your personal makeup artist to give your ugly,wor wor fine face a good lift

*thats $5000+ expenses,consultations*

we wan make you star better than keano reaves

ehen!!!!

So u'll chicken out bec0z of small change. U'll regret ur decision wen u c the nxt NAIRAWOOD star.

AWARDS!!!
<Base on performance
4rm part 1-3>

BEST FEMALE ACTRESS:SUGA_LIPS<loves fatality>



BEST MALE ACTOR:SAUCEKID<quickness to react>



BEST STUNTS MAN:NINJABYTE<cool moves>




MOST PROMISING NEWBIE: EMPEROH<we dont have a choice>




OVERALL BEST ACTOR:MIGINES<10 lifes>








<correct me if i'm wrong>

all correct sir

Thank u director.

Acceptance speech:

First, I'd like to thank God for giving me the strength to cope. I'd like to thank my family, friends. I'd like to thank everyone who worked all night and day to produce this film even as hetic as it was. I'd also like to thank my fans. Love y'all.

*applause!!!*

we'll lyk the best male actor to give his speech.

^{clear throat}

first off,i want to thank God,ma family and y'all for being there for me ^{even when the bullets kept flyin}
i also want to thank my co-lead actress for the professional understanding
also ma producer and everyone who has worked tirelessly for this movie to be a hit ^{for our mind}

lastly,i dedicate this to y'all
^{*kisses ,hugs alights podium}

*applause!!!*

we will now call on the best stuntmaster and promising newbie to give thier speech weneva they come online.

My speech

ist of all i want 2 say 10q to my moda my fada, my honnie clem, my rib suga, my friends ituen, showbobo, tope ,biggs,benjay, my biznes partner saucekid, my fans zolta, mellow E.T.C, my neighbours dog, my own dog, my doctor's cat my own cat, the mallam down the street, the gun and drug dealers my cousin's GF, the crew of "nairaland radio", d dead gold fish i had in kindergarten, my gym mananger, the sales girl at shopryte, all the chinese at osata, my uncle's daughter, my mothers daughter, and my father's only son. I want to thank them all for being a part of this project and making my dream of being a movie producer/star come true. I want to thank u all*getting emotional* i luv u all and i hope u luv me too.*waving* i will neva 4get u all please keep reading and repling my movies. I luv u all have a fucking nice time in this wood.*kisses*



MIGINES CEO, NAIRAWOOD

Now we'll patiently wait for emperoh and ninjabyte who are currently shoting a romance movie in BAGHDAD.<we wish them gud luck, they'll nid it>

After waiting for what seemed like forever, I jump on the stage, steal the awards, run to my safe and lock them in. Ceremony is now officially over. Thank you all both dead and alive for coming. See y'all next time. Meanwhile watch out for the fourth season.

As the Director of Fotosnapping, Nairawood, I thank all those for voting me as the best in Africa. May u continue to vote me _{even though i no dey try} in Jesus name. Amin

*applause!!!*

Thank you Mr. Director Migines Edochie

and now with this award, i believe is shld be given all the contracts in Nairwood.

Mr director, are you wit me

Ist of all address me as Mr Migines on this thread (being the CEO of NAIRAWOOD my status has changed)

2nd. Wat contract do u want to handle?

wow ive been missing

*goes to the video club to by movie from part one to infinity

Hi honnie! Did i eva die?

I also dedicated my award to u.

*AUDITION! AUDITION!!*

ENTRY FORMS ARE RUNING OUT! GRAB UR COPY NOW!!!

there's definitely a role for you mr.turkey

*you fight the digestive organisms within me**

lawwdie honie ure so wonderful wat will i do wid out ur love ur thotfulness and kindness cant imagine! ill go grab my copy now

@turkey pls come to my pot for stew am salivating already!

What's going on here.
*with a complete charge of C-4 takes out migs and saucekid*.

sorry TT

we're long gone from this thread with our awards

Looooong g0ne.
@TT
beta audition i season4