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Re: Hon Patrick Obayaigbon's Morning Charade At Petrol Station by jobaskia(m): 3:31pm On Jun 19, 2012
Lol. D grammar can openeth ground from the discombobulated bucal cavity of the ignoramus honorable that has surreptitously been out of the public glare. I salute d gun for him oh.

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Re: Hon Patrick Obayaigbon's Morning Charade At Petrol Station by drlekan: 3:33pm On Jun 19, 2012
Нaнaɑº°˚=Dнaнaɑº°=D=D That's funny tho' but that grammar is to minute to Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon's.

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Re: Hon Patrick Obayaigbon's Morning Charade At Petrol Station by honeric01(m): 3:33pm On Jun 19, 2012
How i wish Patrick Obaghiagbon was our information minister LAKMO

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Re: Hon Patrick Obayaigbon's Morning Charade At Petrol Station by waleakanfe(m): 3:36pm On Jun 19, 2012
bonna4u: grin grin grin nearly got hit by an airplane.
I hope its not DANA airplane grin
grin
grin
Re: Hon Patrick Obayaigbon's Morning Charade At Petrol Station by initiate: 3:37pm On Jun 19, 2012
gulfer: This^^^^^ should gravitate with concurrent alacrity to the jocular section of the currency terafirma (Nairaland). hope itried sha... grin grin grin grin
you try!
Re: Hon Patrick Obayaigbon's Morning Charade At Petrol Station by Yorisb: 3:37pm On Jun 19, 2012
honeric01: How i wish Patrick Obaghiagbon was our information minister LAKMO

Nooooo! Mbanu oo! Who go understand wetin hin dey talk 4 FEC meeting? grin

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Re: Hon Patrick Obayaigbon's Morning Charade At Petrol Station by deyrock(m): 3:38pm On Jun 19, 2012
laugh wan kill me for here.
Re: Hon Patrick Obayaigbon's Morning Charade At Petrol Station by LLcoolKJ(m): 3:38pm On Jun 19, 2012
LWKM cheesy
Re: Hon Patrick Obayaigbon's Morning Charade At Petrol Station by alahamad(m): 3:41pm On Jun 19, 2012
Gosh.....its been very very loooooong I laughed like dis......gosh.....Obahiagbon u ar too much.....
Re: Hon Patrick Obayaigbon's Morning Charade At Petrol Station by Nobody: 3:45pm On Jun 19, 2012
mrkels: This morning Hon Patrick Obayaigbon drove into a petrol station in his sleek, state of the art range rover sports:

Patrick: guy, abeg give me full tank (in benin language)

Attendant: I only speak english,sir

[b]Patrick: Ok brother, good morning. I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propellant of my motorised automobile. Therefore I cordially request you to transfer from your subterranean reservoir a sufficient quantity of the combustible fluid of the highest octane rating to fill the appropriate receptacle of the said means of perambulation to the brim
[i][/i]

Attendant: bros na play I dey play o, my name na Omoh, you fit talk am for Benin![/b]

What is all this for goodness sake? Did these words actually come out of his skull?
Re: Hon Patrick Obayaigbon's Morning Charade At Petrol Station by Nobody: 3:45pm On Jun 19, 2012
ethereal: Na d gut find trouble na!...lol
abi?
Re: Hon Patrick Obayaigbon's Morning Charade At Petrol Station by bohboh275(m): 3:46pm On Jun 19, 2012
LWKMD
Re: Hon Patrick Obayaigbon's Morning Charade At Petrol Station by honeric01(m): 3:47pm On Jun 19, 2012
Yorisb:

Nooooo! Mbanu oo! Who go understand wetin hin dey talk 4 FEC meeting? grin

At least we are sure of winning every diplomatic war.
Re: Hon Patrick Obayaigbon's Morning Charade At Petrol Station by Nobody: 3:47pm On Jun 19, 2012
honeric01: How i wish Patrick Obaghiagbon was our information minister LAKMO

Man, he is gonna use his grammar to sell us to foreigners. Information Minister! ha please don't there o o. cheesy
Re: Hon Patrick Obayaigbon's Morning Charade At Petrol Station by Classique27(f): 3:51pm On Jun 19, 2012
Tuhahahahaahaah. Ochi atogbuem ebea. Chineke nke igwe.......  ‏​​​‏​​ 
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Re: Hon Patrick Obayaigbon's Morning Charade At Petrol Station by seyibobo(m): 3:54pm On Jun 19, 2012
It is a shameful bismal bismal that the homosapien chap couldn't cogitate nor salmetirize what the highly lubiricously placed Benin chief et honorable is deseminating. So sad!
Re: Hon Patrick Obayaigbon's Morning Charade At Petrol Station by dani1luv: 3:56pm On Jun 19, 2012
[size=13pt]@sadyeek
I am! In Jokes section, we dont criticize jokes
so steer clear man!![/size]
Re: Hon Patrick Obayaigbon's Morning Charade At Petrol Station by coalcoal1(m): 4:03pm On Jun 19, 2012
I laugh so tey boko haram bomb detonate itself
Re: Hon Patrick Obayaigbon's Morning Charade At Petrol Station by Olashinasam: 4:05pm On Jun 19, 2012
Illariouly had!
Re: Hon Patrick Obayaigbon's Morning Charade At Petrol Station by Olashinasam: 4:09pm On Jun 19, 2012
Illariouly spoken!
Re: Hon Patrick Obayaigbon's Morning Charade At Petrol Station by Owaiking: 4:12pm On Jun 19, 2012
chei! I dey sing ma laugh ooo...
Re: Hon Patrick Obayaigbon's Morning Charade At Petrol Station by honeric01(m): 4:12pm On Jun 19, 2012
Biyi1471:

Man, he is gonna use his grammar to sell us to foreigners. Information Minister! ha please don't there o o. cheesy

For where? if he was our minister of information, Bakasi wouldn't have landed in the hands of the Cameroonians because he would have used grammar to confuse them.
Re: Hon Patrick Obayaigbon's Morning Charade At Petrol Station by ogaemma: 4:14pm On Jun 19, 2012
Na grammar we go chop? When em dey house of reps ask am wetin em do for his people.
Re: Hon Patrick Obayaigbon's Morning Charade At Petrol Station by stillme(m): 4:19pm On Jun 19, 2012
Laugh wan kill me sote i no when i fart.
Re: Hon Patrick Obayaigbon's Morning Charade At Petrol Station by otumfour(m): 4:31pm On Jun 19, 2012
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin lmao!!!!!
Re: Hon Patrick Obayaigbon's Morning Charade At Petrol Station by Kayday(m): 4:33pm On Jun 19, 2012
People around dey look me somehow as i scartter laugher for ground.

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Re: Hon Patrick Obayaigbon's Morning Charade At Petrol Station by Freeanijoo(m): 4:48pm On Jun 19, 2012
I laugh sote i troway iya basira hot beans. Abasi mbuk!!.
Re: Hon Patrick Obayaigbon's Morning Charade At Petrol Station by sirugos(m): 4:50pm On Jun 19, 2012
Laf wan jump out from flying coffin.

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