this is a little old...and borrowed...but whatever...
Enjoy!
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1.Get pregnant:Sure guys contribute but they'll never get as close  as we get to our own babies..

2.Look sexy while sipping fruity cocktail:What guy do you know can look hot with a pink drink in his hand.Oh and by the way,we look damn good drinking beer too..

3.Have mutiple orgasms:No need for us to wait and um...reload

4.Wear skirts:They keep us so cooler in the summer than men's shorts.plus a hot mini is sure to score us a few free drinks at the  bar.

5.Get out of a speeding ticket:a little smile and a "sorry officer" is all it takes to get off scot free..

6.Wing it on the daance floor convincingly:guys will be so busy checking out your shaking booty,they wont even notice you are not a great dancer..

7.Wear high heels:They add four inches to our height and make ourlegs lookfab.hey guys,what do your ratty old sneakers do for your physique

8.Blame it on the PMS:Just say the words tampon, cramps or period and men instantly let you have your way...

9.   Grow out your hair:We miss a haircut appointment and our hair just looks longer and sexier...guys miss theirs and they start looking like they are homeless..

10.  Get aroused without the entire room knowing it:We dont have to cross our legs or grab the nearest textbook whenever we get turnd on in public.

11.  Wear a thong:They make our a$s look great and they are a sure fire way to turn a guy on.If a dude tries donning one,it would just look gross..

12.  Cover up a zit:Both men and women are prone to blemishes but one of the sexes have a multitude of concealers and creams at their disposal to cover them up...

13. Fake it:Cue the famous scene from when Hally meets Sally..enough said.

14. Get a manicure:Hanging at the nail salon is just a normal day for a woman but any guy getting a mani or pedi is sure to get weird looks.

15.Become a cougar not a dirty old man:sure the idea of an older man sounds hot but the reality is often sheezy schmuck.Cougars however are fierce e.g Demi moore,Halle Berry...

U just seconded the motion that our ladies are full of lies.....pretense!
But those only make up like 20% of ur personalities!

Me? Just laughing at the post..

ayobase: U just seconded the motion that our ladies are full of lies.....pretense!
But those only make up like 20% of ur personalities!

yeah..
Whatever!
Its unimportant!

Number 5? Where do you intend doing that?

@poster, ur post was so funny that i forgot to laugh. All those things are bunch of lies.

T-smooth:
@poster, ur post was so funny that i forgot to laugh. All those things are bunch of lies.

Well, tell us how they are na. Is it that we are entranced by your booty shaking at parties or y'all also fake 'it', in the middle of 'it'?

Fourcade: Number 5? Where do you intend doing that?

LASTMA official nah...
Dey there dey dull!

T-smooth:
@poster, ur post was so funny that i forgot to laugh. All those things are bunch of lies.

yeah...
I get it...
E dey pain you...
Its not too late to get a gender reassignment though...

@slimyem its 2ru d thing pain me, but God forbid make I get gender reassignment, u want make i de troway every month, abi u want make I de give birth to a 10kg baby 2ru a 2cm hole? Abegi na u suppose get gender reassignment. But I respect them for being MOTHERS and God bless them for that.

Just 15?
Brb...

@Rocktation, those things u quote are ehm... ehm... somehow ehm... *True*, but... men u gat me. Make I go thank my Babe for deceiving me all this while. So she has been faking it all this while.

@Rocktation, u don marry? if No, then meet me in V.I by 4pm for ur answer.

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Very soon, the male version will come.
Nl is getting mechanical

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@OP, I take your post as being hilarious.

Even though, they sound kinda true, I still wont trade my gender for all of these.

I was thinking you'd also add;

menstrual pain every month?
Change surname of 20-something years upon marriage?
Won't even go out without having to make up? (last time I checked, you only make-up for something missing eg make-up exam) Is that supposed to mean your beauties are missing. lol

Don't worry, enjoy your being a woman, we don't envy you AT ALL.

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apocalypse: 11. We gats damn sexy male thongs now

You wear them?

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Okay

apocalypse,nor be for vex nah...i don't want to have to argue each of your points...
Just admit women rock better and save the rest jor!
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Btw...you've seen this before nah...on my.........

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Yeah......we can fake it gooood and men look like Bout to catch a fly with their tongue when they are cumm.!

slimyem: Whatever!

Thanks to r231 for the insight!

sexkillz: Just 15?



And they are happy? Smh.

sexkillz: Just 15?



And they are happy? Smh.

We got male haters..haters..haters..haters!

MoSt of d points r ironically true but women r just wat men can't do wifout! For those sayn monthly cramps n blah blah blah, don't U̶̲̥̅̊ know All dat trouble Į̸̸̨§ for U̶̲̥̅̊ guys τ̅☺ have a linege! Show ♍Ƹ any babe dats S̤̥̈̊O̲̣̣̥ excited bout her monthly pains, cramps n mood swiNgs! [color=#770077][/color]

Nice! Lmao @ 9