It was really hilarious while listening to a programme today and this question was asked.
Some answers were;
I ll do anything for you!
You are my everything!
U dey make my heart go kedike!
You are my heartbeat!
You are the wine that shack my body system e.t.c
If you are asked to say ‘i love you‘ without using the word ‘love‘ what ll you say?

U're the only cockroach in my cupboard.
U're the only tapeworm in my intestine.
U're the only liverfluke in my liver.
U're the only faeces in my rectum.
U're the only 'akamu' in my seminal vesicle.
U're to me, what banana is to a monkey!
Etceta etcetra!

*singing: There's nothing better than love, what in the world can compare ... Luther Vandros*

I miss u
touch her
hold her everytime
call her and tel her u just want 2 hear her..then u hang up
ask ha 2 sing 4 u 2ru d phone
play with her hair, loose it 4 her etc

How can you substitute those three words with anything? Those three word along with "I am sorry" are the most powerful words I know

i love you is I love you.
simple!
What are u substituting?
Is it mathematics?
Mtcheeeeew...
Nonsense!

Be yourself and express your feelings. I'm not crazy about the words I LOVE YOU. Don't just say it; live it.

slimyem: i love you is I love you.
simple!
What are u substituting?
Is it mathematics?
Mtcheeeeew...
Nonsense!

I wonder o. If it can be substituted, it can be eliminated. Lol

Caracta:

I wonder o. If it can be substituted, it can be eliminated. Lol

Geek. (no offence)

But why? Was this just for the fun of it?
How about " I dont not love you"

I'll say it in my native language...'Mo nife e'...its left for her to decipher it if she's not Yoruba.

sexkillz: What model of nonsense is this?

Love surpasses those replacements you have up there, and if a simple 3 worded sentence is too heavy for your mouth to pronounce, show it in your actions. . .

Smh @ you are the wine that shack my body system. . . Smh!

How will u say ''I Love You'' in another way...not act.
I wanna hear urs?

Mynd_44: How can you substitute those three words with anything? Those three word along with "I am sorry" are the most powerful words I know

God Bless U!

talina: But why? Was this just for the fun of it?
How about " I dont not love you"

''thats right''

I Luv u doesn't ve a substitute.

@ poster, U can say, I Care About U a lot.

You can say,

I adore you
I care about you
I cherish you
I yearn for you
I am nothing without you
I value you

And the list goes on and on!

But "I LOVE YOU" remains the most powerful!
It has no substitute. . . .

It has no substitute

You only appreciate what you love. So "You are the best thing that has ever happened to me and I really appreciate you"

Mynd_44:
Geek. (no offence)

I agree (but it's not official yet). LOL

Caracta:

I agree (but it's not official yet). LOL

Lol

Caracta:

I wonder o. If it can be substituted, it can be eliminated. Lol

Hahahaha, babe u dey vex'o

shizzle11:


Hahahaha, babe u dey vex'o

First class in maths no be small thing oooo

slimyem: i love you is I love you.
simple!
What are u substituting?
Is it mathematics?
Mtcheeeeew...
Nonsense!

U just linked this with mathematics: I LOVE YOU=I LOVE YOU.
That is a mathematical language not grammar.

sexkillz: What model of nonsense is this?

Love surpasses those replacements you have up there, and if a simple 3 worded sentence is too heavy for your mouth to pronounce, show it in your actions. . .

Smh @ you are the wine that shack my body system. . . Smh!

Haba! No vex na! Nonsence model? Its not.

James-dman:
U're the only cockroach in my cupboard.
U're the only tapeworm in my intestine.
U're the only liverfluke in my liver.
U're the only faeces in my rectum.
U're the only 'akamu' in my seminal vesicle.
U're to me, what banana is to a monkey!
Etceta etcetra!

Lol! In a lame man English: u mean all this amount to I LOVE YOU.

AJJ:
Lol! In a lame man English: u mean all this amount to I LOVE YOU.

Yes na. Nobi u want substitute for I LOVE YOU!
Just try using one of those lines, u'll get her all soft and blushing.
NB: This is what makes each line amount to I LOVE YOU; numerous cockroaches are normally found in cupboards performing important functions, if it so happens that only one cockroach is found in a given cupboard, it goes to show that, that cockroach is UNIQUE and UNRIVALED. Same explanation goes for the other lines.
By application, telling her that she's one of those lines to you, simply means she's got a place in ur heart that is unique and unrivaled.

i'll say 'U give me premature ventricular contraction'

Caracta: Be yourself and express your feelings. I'm not crazy about the words I LOVE YOU. Don't just say it; live it.

Gbabeski.

@ Gods-child; That was close. Like that.

yes its possible just that we men sometyms misunderstands love........... i have a blog on love and laff check my signature for more