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Made In Nigeria English by iluvnaija: 7:47am On Jul 22, 2012
MADE IN NIGERIA ENGLISH.
*ABEG DRESS BACK.
*If I hear pim, u go hear weeen.
*Have they BROUGHT light?
*The FILM is SWEET
*Pls help me SLOW that fan
*Mummy HAVE come
*I'll tell my daddy FOR YOU
*Have you paid your school fees money?
*See as you BAFF up
*Put the bread inside LYLON
*I strong KAKARAKA
*Oya come and be going
*I KUKUMA don't have your time
*Shebi you have BB charger
*See how her eye is entering my food
*Did you see the sound of my ringtone?
*I know you have come since bcoz I hear
your perfume.
Oya add your own ...

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Re: Made In Nigeria English by iluvnaija: 7:59am On Jul 22, 2012
Abeg dress make I sit down
Re: Made In Nigeria English by 175(m): 8:04am On Jul 22, 2012
Hunga is catching me.
Hu chop ALL d WHOLE food na?

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Re: Made In Nigeria English by iluvnaija: 9:00am On Jul 22, 2012
Forward am go back and rewind am go front

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Re: Made In Nigeria English by Nobody: 9:07am On Jul 22, 2012
Abeg comot dis ting go joke section jor! grin
Re: Made In Nigeria English by ITbomb(m): 9:39am On Jul 22, 2012
your GREEDINESS go take u go grave
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Nobody: 10:34am On Jul 22, 2012
Papa still yet.

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Re: Made In Nigeria English by solihu(m): 11:36am On Jul 22, 2012
Waka dey go yonder.
Konck him head

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Re: Made In Nigeria English by Jakumo(m): 11:39am On Jul 22, 2012
"Tokunbo " = Equipment or vehicles previously used by a white man in a genteel, civilized manner.

"Fairly Used" = Anything mis-used by a Nigerian, well past the point of diminishing returns.

"Voga-Naiza" = Tire Shop

"Main and Mental Borris" = Engine Bearings for the Crankshaft, and for the Pistons.

"Packing" = All oil seals that are replaced along with the cylnder-head gasket of an engine.

" How for weekend ? " = Hand over some of the money in your car, or I might accidentally shoot you with my service weapon.

" We no dey here to count bridge " = I know you are hiding some cash in this car, so this is your last warning to pay up.

" Hear smell" = To percieve odor

" Hear language" = To be fluent in speaking and understanding a given language.

" Hear Word" = To understand and respond appropriately to advice

" Small-small " = In moderation

" Well-well " = In excess and with NO moderation

"Toto dey hungry me to chook " = I would very much like to share some carnal knowledge with a woman at this time.

" E get as e be" = That is a stupid question to which I have no reply.

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Re: Made In Nigeria English by Mandelaguy(m): 11:45am On Jul 22, 2012
This car bad,na machine be dis.
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Emmy9ite(m): 12:00pm On Jul 22, 2012
#signing in......

*you are my MEN (when playin football)
*where is the SECOND LEG of my slippers?
*I saw A ONE boy.

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Re: Made In Nigeria English by OzReal(m): 12:44pm On Jul 22, 2012
I want to go and bafff undecided
What's strong with you undecided

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Re: Made In Nigeria English by Afam4eva(m): 12:49pm On Jul 22, 2012
Lmao
Re: Made In Nigeria English by OAM4J: 1:19pm On Jul 22, 2012
lol grin
Re: Made In Nigeria English by sarutobie(m): 1:21pm On Jul 22, 2012
-'As in eh'...
-are you hearing me?
-i am hearing you...

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Re: Made In Nigeria English by Nobody: 1:21pm On Jul 22, 2012
Have you BAFFED?
Re: Made In Nigeria English by capiti: 1:22pm On Jul 22, 2012
Abeg give me chance
shebi u hear him

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Re: Made In Nigeria English by stagger: 1:24pm On Jul 22, 2012
My friend, REVISE THIS MOTO (police to a driver whose vehicle was causing traffic obstruction).
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Nobody: 1:25pm On Jul 22, 2012
grin
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Afam4eva(m): 1:26pm On Jul 22, 2012
Can you hear the smell of the food grin
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Nobody: 1:27pm On Jul 22, 2012
Jakumo: "Tokunbo " = Equipment or vehicles previously used by a white man in a genteel, civilized manner.

"Fairly Used" = Anything mis-used by a Nigerian, well past the point of diminishing returns.

"Voga-Naiza" = Tire Shop

"Main and Mental Borris" = Engine Bearings for the Crankshaft, and for the Pistons.

"Packing" = All oil seals that are replaced along with the cylnder-head gasket of an engine.

" How for weekend ? " = Hand over some of the money in your car, or I might accidentally shoot you with my service weapon.

" We no dey here to count bridge " = I know you are hiding some cash in this car, so this is your last warning to pay up.

" Hear smell" = To percieve odor

" Hear language" = To be fluent in speaking and understanding a given language.

" Hear Word" = To understand and respond appropriately to advice

" Small-small " = In moderation

" Well-well " = In excess and with NO moderation

"Toto dey hungry me to chook " = I would very much like to share some carnal knowledge with a woman at this time.

" E get as e be" = That is a stupid question to which I have no reply.


So nah "Voga-Naiza" they dey call am? All this while I dey call am "Fucker Nicer"

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Re: Made In Nigeria English by IOludayo(m): 1:27pm On Jul 22, 2012
your examples are street words n expression. howeva, there is truly Nigerian english just like we have d American version. u can ask students of English language.

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Re: Made In Nigeria English by Bluediamond1(f): 1:28pm On Jul 22, 2012
Abeg comot for my domot

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Re: Made In Nigeria English by Nobody: 1:29pm On Jul 22, 2012
How many times will this topic make the front page? Smh! And to the muslim guy, well I've seen blonde and blonder, but you're the blondest of them all.
Re: Made In Nigeria English by ebamma(m): 1:30pm On Jul 22, 2012
tell me u did not copy this from naija rocks facebook page
Re: Made In Nigeria English by swtchicgurl: 1:30pm On Jul 22, 2012
what is 2 MINIUS 1?! shocked

i live in PORTAICOURT! shocked


LOL

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Re: Made In Nigeria English by Nobody: 1:30pm On Jul 22, 2012
lol! grin
Re: Made In Nigeria English by blueheart(m): 1:31pm On Jul 22, 2012
Let me LAND, Mister Man

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Re: Made In Nigeria English by LarryTreash(m): 1:31pm On Jul 22, 2012
Rain beat me today

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