MADE IN NIGERIA ENGLISH.
*ABEG DRESS BACK.
*If I hear pim, u go hear weeen.
*Have they BROUGHT light?
*The FILM is SWEET
*Pls help me SLOW that fan
*Mummy HAVE come
*I'll tell my daddy FOR YOU
*Have you paid your school fees money?
*See as you BAFF up
*Put the bread inside LYLON
*I strong KAKARAKA
*Oya come and be going
*I KUKUMA don't have your time
*Shebi you have BB charger
*See how her eye is entering my food
*Did you see the sound of my ringtone?
*I know you have come since bcoz I hear
your perfume.
Oya add your own ...

Abeg dress make I sit down

Hunga is catching me.
Hu chop ALL d WHOLE food na?

Forward am go back and rewind am go front

Abeg comot dis ting go joke section jor!

your GREEDINESS go take u go grave

Papa still yet.

Waka dey go yonder.
Konck him head

"Tokunbo " = Equipment or vehicles previously used by a white man in a genteel, civilized manner.

"Fairly Used" = Anything mis-used by a Nigerian, well past the point of diminishing returns.

"Voga-Naiza" = Tire Shop

"Main and Mental Borris" = Engine Bearings for the Crankshaft, and for the Pistons.

"Packing" = All oil seals that are replaced along with the cylnder-head gasket of an engine.

" How for weekend ? " = Hand over some of the money in your car, or I might accidentally shoot you with my service weapon.

" We no dey here to count bridge " = I know you are hiding some cash in this car, so this is your last warning to pay up.

" Hear smell" = To percieve odor

" Hear language" = To be fluent in speaking and understanding a given language.

" Hear Word" = To understand and respond appropriately to advice

" Small-small " = In moderation

" Well-well " = In excess and with NO moderation

"Toto dey hungry me to chook " = I would very much like to share some carnal knowledge with a woman at this time.

" E get as e be" = That is a stupid question to which I have no reply.

This car bad,na machine be dis.

#signing in......

*you are my MEN (when playin football)
*where is the SECOND LEG of my slippers?
*I saw A ONE boy.

I want to go and bafff
What's strong with you

Lmao

lol

-'As in eh'...
-are you hearing me?
-i am hearing you...

Have you BAFFED?

Abeg give me chance
shebi u hear him

My friend, REVISE THIS MOTO (police to a driver whose vehicle was causing traffic obstruction).

Can you hear the smell of the food

Jakumo: "Tokunbo " = Equipment or vehicles previously used by a white man in a genteel, civilized manner.

"Fairly Used" = Anything mis-used by a Nigerian, well past the point of diminishing returns.

"Voga-Naiza" = Tire Shop

"Main and Mental Borris" = Engine Bearings for the Crankshaft, and for the Pistons.

"Packing" = All oil seals that are replaced along with the cylnder-head gasket of an engine.

" How for weekend ? " = Hand over some of the money in your car, or I might accidentally shoot you with my service weapon.

" We no dey here to count bridge " = I know you are hiding some cash in this car, so this is your last warning to pay up.

" Hear smell" = To percieve odor

" Hear language" = To be fluent in speaking and understanding a given language.

" Hear Word" = To understand and respond appropriately to advice

" Small-small " = In moderation

" Well-well " = In excess and with NO moderation

"Toto dey hungry me to chook " = I would very much like to share some carnal knowledge with a woman at this time.

" E get as e be" = That is a stupid question to which I have no reply.

So nah "Voga-Naiza" they dey call am? All this while I dey call am "Fucker Nicer"

your examples are street words n expression. howeva, there is truly Nigerian english just like we have d American version. u can ask students of English language.

Abeg comot for my domot

How many times will this topic make the front page? Smh! And to the muslim guy, well I've seen blonde and blonder, but you're the blondest of them all.

tell me u did not copy this from naija rocks facebook page

what is 2 MINIUS 1?!

i live in PORTAICOURT!


LOL

lol!

Let me LAND, Mister Man

Rain beat me today