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Re: Made In Nigeria English by nagoma(m): 4:30pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
1. Can I FOLLOW you? ( meaning can I have a lift?) 2. This BOTHERS on cheating ( meaning - this BOARDERS on cheating) 3. I have listened to their GRIVEANCES ( meaning grievances) 4. Sir, we need your GUIDIANCE in this ( this sometimes mean GUIDANCE and other times means GUARDIANCE) 4. You need to put your house in OTHER . ( meaning In order) |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Yeske2(m): 4:32pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
You chop winch? Thunder fire you! Have you come back? ........Yes i have come back. |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Obere4u: 4:34pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
We DON REACH BENDING CORNER OYA WEAR YOUR SHORT NIKA lets COMOT Give me the TRAIN PAN |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by dustymania(m): 4:37pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
Jonathan yave mess; hmm who mess; driver wait i wan drop, yes oga |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Caseless: 4:41pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
Person wey get papa 4 heaven, no de enta helfaya. Dat 1 na june 12 u no fit see am. Dat na woash. Mehn dem! Nyash yakpa 4 dz chick. I for lyk see u o. They don beri am. U don rena me finish. D guy no get liver. U go fear-fear. God pass u. Sotay! |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by kheart(m): 4:45pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
Make i yarn u. |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by tuber01: 4:57pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
Have you have? Its on ur body |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by xtremious(m): 5:23pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
i can't come and go and die 1 Like |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by ceeceeco: 5:28pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
Nepa done come. Thief done thief all the whole of our money. |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by AFOLSNETWORKS(m): 5:29pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
Oya les go. |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Nobody: 5:33pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
izii not your fault? izii [/b]not [b]daa man? daa man is coming who has been looking for your problem amommai way coming come and go now! 2 Likes |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Abmalcom(m): 5:34pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
Did you see how Drogba GOAL that ball? |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Jim241gidi(m): 5:42pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
part of made in Nija |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by mruknaijaboy(m): 5:45pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
which CRIPS do you want? (crisps) |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by marvel10: 5:55pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
Can't stop laughing. Thanks guys.... Crips is the one that gets on my last nerve. How hard is it to pronounce crisps? |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Koolking(m): 6:06pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
iluvnaija:dude u r vry funny, i no fit cant laugh. I was about to went inside but nepa don took the light |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by HCF(m): 6:21pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
DON'T PUT YOUR MOUTH IN THE MATTER(DONT'T GET INVOLVED IN THE MATTER) DRIVER, DROP ME HERE(DRIVER,I'LL ALIGHT HERE) I THINK HIS HEAD IS NOT CORRECT( I THINK HE IS DAFT)............ |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by k9ine(m): 6:42pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
Qst: Where are you going to? Ans: Am coming. |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Sirmikky1(m): 6:44pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
Taye mummy have born boy a naija man goin out will tell u "i'm coming" |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Soocool1(m): 6:59pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
WETIN DEY SHELE?! CHAI! SEE bad SMELL Hey baby, u look TAKE-AWAY NA who MES that kind MES?! Do u RESIDENTIAL in this area?! Hey baby, u look SIMILAR, have we met before?! Are you FAMILIARITY with me?! |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Sobams07: 7:07pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
O boy peppe yab man. Dis 1 na jamb question .i dey feel cold or cold dey catch me.were u dey walker go.i dey come |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by chemashie(m): 7:16pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
Let me enter my shoe come join you Are you madding? |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Wemmy6284(m): 7:22pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
Let me throw the audience this question... |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Nobody: 7:24pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
1. LET US BE DOING IT GO (yep couldnt believe my ears either) 2. IF I DO IT NKO? ("Nko" has become an additive to snetences just like "oya" 3.ME I DONT LIKE IT O! ("oo!" Is actually an exclamation for emphasis) 4. REWIRE (noun used for a car electrician) 5. FURNITURE (noun used for a capenter/woodworker who desings setees) 6.BLOCKOS (P.en.is) 7.GOD FORBID BAD THING. 8.WHO SEE MY BOOK? More comming... 1 Like |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Wemmy6284(m): 7:29pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
The match is BEGINNING by 4pm .. instead of STARTING. |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Wemmy6284(m): 7:31pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
Give me the Torch light...instead of Give me the Torch,dis is common 1 Like |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Nobody: 7:41pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
you eat alone, you die alone (when someone refuses to give you from his food) dey dere make pant dey wear you (keep on being deceived) your matter dey ground |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Wemmy6284(m): 7:42pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
I like bread and butter...instead of bread with butter...when it is not rice and beans that we cook together.. 1 Like |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by vividgate: 7:55pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
Turn right at d extreme end of d street |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by 2gbasky22(m): 7:59pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
Am in the front of our backyard * i can't come and go and die! * did u hear dat smell? * |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Acidosis(m): 8:03pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
'Oya' lets go is you tha' know 'Please now' #pleading. I see you here, I see you there are you twice? 1 Like |
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