Danka7777:

So nah "Voga-Naiza" they dey call am? All this while I dey call am "Fucker Nicer"

lmao

HAUSA ENGLISH

1. GREETING IS FOR YOU = I AM GREETING YOU.

2. I AM NOT UR MATE= ME AND ME I NO BE MATE.

3. IT WILL NOT BE WELL WITH U= I NO GO BETTER FOR ME, MY FAFA I GO DIE, ALL MY PAMILY DEY CRAZING.

MY BOSS IS NOT ARROUND= MY OGA I NO DEY.

,
It is a wa. Meaning Na wa o.
I want to wash my mouth.
Please chop and remain for me.
Abeg, you get am for change?
Food dey hungry me.
I no too understand.

Alarm dey blow me = I am very hungry.
Comot for road for ram = get out the way for him.
Na which one you dey? = what is wrong with you?


I got more.......

When you reach the junction, put DOUBLE TRAFFICACTOR because we are going straight.

The iju (issue) is ...

oluface: HAUSA ENGLISH

1. GREETING IS FOR YOU = I AM GREETING YOU.

2. I AM NOT UR MATE= ME AND ME I NO BE MATE.

3. IT WILL NOT BE WELL WITH U= I NO GO BETTER FOR ME, MY FAFA I GO DIE, ALL MY PAMILY DEY CRAZING.

MY BOSS IS NOT ARROUND= MY OGA I NO DEY.

abeg ooo! Make ya fafa no DIE ooo.

Do u know d worsted thing.

on the light
off the fan

basher: When you reach the junction, put DOUBLE TRAFFICACTOR because we are going straight.

wow

Mummy how many salt did u put in the soup?
Oh! Headache is catching me and my belle is turning me.
So is u dat took it abi?
Daddy nepa haf took the light away! Lol!

Put d food on the stood

I know it offhead

Carry your head,you are blocking me

Why u dey peep me?

Truth, am not the one

Do me I do you

I be your mate?

Allow me to drink water and drop cup

killuminati: abeg ooo! Make ya fafa no DIE ooo.

No my fafa i don yamutu tay tay . Am sorry oga. I am bery stufid

Mummy what are we going to use to eat the rice?

Stop killing noise...
Enter your shoe and follow me...lol

I don finish to chop the food finish, still yet my belle never still belleful me, why because better hunger just dey fire me.

This is belgium, not second hand!

Is it yankee or Jand he went to?

You can enter okada and go there.

She climbed one taxi going to the airport, on her way to climb a plane going to UK!

My body is shaking,
Shift to the extreme end
Turn n face corner

Wetin u dey talk?
I pray o

During the 2012 fuel subsidy saga, the word CABALOCRAZY was derived

Na dem dem

I remember asking one of my students (whom I saw pressing his phone) in Sunday School ds morng ds question. "Are u BIBLING or browsing?"

All of una no well

1+1 is EQUALS to 2; the pastor has CASTED out the demon; MOROVE from there jor,u are blocking me!

Shia,my junior brother don kobalize me o.

#1. Hmm kai walahi i go do u strong tin. #2. ehh if hear...mak i no watin cause am. #3.come come come....u dey mad abi dey format ur brain. #4.Na wa 4 una o. #5.on ur own "oyo". #6.Nepa don carry light o. #7.Any how any how all join. #8.Me with u go fellow. #9.Una well done o

how did this made the front page?....pls move it to somewhere else

If she CAME back,tell her that I've GO.

bros
Yawa don gas ooo

That guy, wey dey follow pupsy dey quarrel,
The guy don Bluetooth pupsy ooo,

From the left and the right now, no network coverage ooo,
We don rush am go hospital, they talk say make you send pepper, na I'm make I dey call you so
If you no quick come
Papa go delete ooo

It is not a Bill Board. It is a Billboard.

It is not a Main Board (or Mother Board). It is a Mainboard (Or Motherboard).

It is not a Run Way. It is a Runway.

It is not a Drive Way. It is A Driveway.

It is not a Bull Sh**, it is a Bullsh**.

etc etc etc.