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PoliticsRe: Rapper Eldee The Don Has An Important Question Regarding 2023 Election. Pix by 99guru(m): 8:59pm On Jun 16, 2022
cheesy
RomanceRe: I Bleeped My Female Lecturers When I Was In School by 99guru(m): 11:45pm On Jun 13, 2022
Op what did you smoke??
CelebritiesRe: Between Sabinus And Bobrisky On Facebook (Photo) by 99guru(m): 10:30pm On Jun 13, 2022
Op please add this one too, sabinus even called her senior man cheesy

Updating9JA:
I Saw this while driving and i parked to laugh !!!

Check below:

PoliticsRe: Why Peter Obi Will Be Atiku's Running Mate, PDP Spokesperson by 99guru(m): 10:45am On Jun 09, 2022
Super story
CelebritiesRe: Blackchully Vows To Kill Herself Over Her Leaked Sex Tape by 99guru(m): 10:44am On Jun 09, 2022
cheesy
PoliticsRe: Kidnappers Abduct Ebonyi Govt House Photographer, Demand N50m Ransom by 99guru(m): 10:39am On Jun 09, 2022
cheesy
CrimeRe: Suspected Homosexuals Arrested In Borno For Planning Gay Wedding In Borno (Pix) by 99guru(m): 11:37pm On Apr 17, 2022
Na them gaysa[s]
alsudan:
Live and let live. Ones sexuality should never be a problem to another.

Those guys didn’t create themselves that way to be attracted to same sex.
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Nairaland GeneralThe Huge Python A Farmer Killed Today by 99guru(op): 8:52am On Nov 06, 2021
This is my first time of seeing a python either dead or alive. Someone was even pricing it grin cheesy

Lala something hoooge

CelebritiesRe: Fancy Acholonu Called Off Wedding With Alex Ekubo Over Threat Messages by 99guru(m): 1:08pm On Oct 07, 2021
wink cheesy porn star
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Isoright.......The two of them loose guard
Even the baby girl for nor give up so easily

Fight for your man......don't be perturbed with those threat messages

You know nothing about slim girls son...slim girls are the best....just try it and you will give testimony
Like I keep on telling my niggarrrrs....slim girls are everything
You want to talk about thier thigh that is slim enough not to choke their vaginal thereby preventing vaginal odour......talk about thier portability
Have you seen them on leggings...mehnnn....they are damnn sexy with their conspicuous camel toe on tight fitted leggings
Talk about thier deepness....slim girls are deep down there....they can accommodate anything that comes in...
their preferred position during coitus is sitting on you or the cow girl style
Then watch how they soak and wet your dickkk with all sort of vaginal fluid....sticky, foaming, watery and Slippery
TravelRe: My Experience Traveling By Air For The First Time (update) by 99guru(m): 7:39pm On Oct 04, 2021
God is really the greatest
HealthRe: Nlanders In Field Of Health I Need Help Urgently by 99guru(m): 1:03pm On Sep 22, 2021
I thing is a skin reaction, her body might be reacting to something allergy
RomanceRe: Men, Share 3 Words You Like To Hear More Than "I Love You" by 99guru(m): 1:00pm On Sep 22, 2021
Buildingplug:
Dinner is ready
Send your account
God bless you
Send me your account number Na the main thing
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NPOWER: Change Of PPA by 99guru(m): 10:36pm On Sep 21, 2021
GboyegaD:
A read through your posts tells exactly who you are. Please, I do not feel anyone online is the source/cause of your misery as such, the frustrations you pour out on people's posts are unnecessary.
Telling you to shut up doesn't mean my life is miserable, sometimes you have to stop spitting trash, applying for Npower doesn't make we the youth dumb or stupid or been ignorant of the fact that the country is in big jeopardy, sometimes you just have to shut up instead spitting trash.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NPOWER: Change Of PPA by 99guru(m): 10:34pm On Sep 21, 2021
99guru:
Shut up
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia Unleashes New Top-secret ‘satellite Killer’ Missile ( Pix, Video) by 99guru(m): 6:38pm On Sep 21, 2021
Righteousness2:
[s][/s]No Matter how we try to Deceive or Console ourselves, Everyone knows Planet Earth is in Perilous abnormal Apocalyptic times.

Ladies and Gentlemen, There is no more time.

The Jet is being Fueled and Prepped right now.
The Pilot ( JESUS CHRIST) is Inspecting the Plane. Departure time is Extremely close.
There will be no Delays/Flight Cancellation due to Weather or any Disaster.
My Ticket has been bought and Paid with the Blood of JESUS Christ.
I am on the Runway to Board.

If you are Saved and Washed in Blood of JESUS Christ, See you in the air.
If you have no relationship with JESUS, or you are Decieving yourself claiming to be in Christ, Stop whatever you doing right now and Surrender Genuiely to JESUS. You need to be FAST about it cos there is no more time.[s][/s]
Shut up.
TravelRe: Life In Cyprus Is Not Easy - Nigerian Man Shares His Experiences (Photos) by 99guru(m): 3:17pm On Sep 21, 2021
[s][/s]
elonmuskbaby:
He's absolutely right

There's one babe who we were school mates together wey dey like form big girl.she reach abroad when day break for her eyes say nobody to form big girl for when them give am Sweeper and mop to dey mop restaurant floor and God help her if she no clean am well.now shame dey catch am to go back to Naija because of all the people wey she don form for

Body dey tell am now.no more forming fake ajebo.paki babe wey dey live for iyabapaja for one rented flat wey no different from face me I slap you too dey form butty for school until all those people wey dey come Naija come sakamaje fools with Naija is a shit country bragging as if they're not in similar if not worse conditions were they are deceive am

Anyway please don't let any I JUST GOT BACK FROM THE STATES Naija person deceive you into looking for greener pastures in the abroad.if you are in Naija doing well for yourself be contented where you are.those Naija students doing 2 to 3 jobs to fund their education abroad body dey tell them not to talk of you wey dey go abroad to find job when Americans are suffering unemployment.

Infact Na from airport your suffer and disrespect go start especially with those with green passport please move this way.if them use 5 to 10 mins search others,you wey be nigerian them go use several minutes to search you and dissect all your belongings because they already think you're a criminal or drug trafficker because you're nigerian or you're carrying a green passport.

Thank God we're in ember month.by December again they'll come and deceive fools with I earn 1 thousand dollars a day and some nigerians who are relatively doing well for themselves in Naija will be stupid enough to sell their houses and car to travel out.one lecturer did it and he ended up being a gateman for a company,them give am uniform to wear.he dey suffer pass abok1 but shame no gree am come home because he has nothing if he comes home.i know of a secondary school principal who did similar thing,she dey pick dirty for Street for a living.principal o wey get master's degree.

There are another set of gullible Nigerians who use sending their children abroad as a status symbol meanwhile they pay through their nose and teeth to sponsor their kids abroad .they borrow money from all sorts of people so they can have the Bragging rights to say Omo mi study ni Oxford University only for the child to finish his degree there and they are telling him to go back home,he too will come and drag employment opportunities with Nigerians in Nigeria because there's nothing for him there



Anyway misery loves company.when Nigerians are suffering abroad,they don't like to suffer alone,they do all the most filthy jobs and then when it's Xmas,come home to form fake big boy to impress people who can be easily fooled.if a Nigerian is actually making good money with little or no stress,they will never invite you.ko possible because he will want to feel like an obi cubana so he can dominate and see people to worship him.you too think of it.why is he trying hard to convince you to come and join him? You think he loves you that much?
[s][/s]

Shut up
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NPOWER: Change Of PPA by 99guru(m): 3:07pm On Sep 21, 2021
GboyegaD:
This government is great at distracting the youths. The rate at which people are passionate about the NPower shows that they have succeeded in capturing our minds and made mediocrity seem a great achievement.
Shut up
CrimeRe: An Elderly Woman Advised Me To Start Doing Yahoo Yahoo by 99guru(m): 11:54am On Sep 21, 2021
chitransco:
interesting...but Gee only gives temporarily wealth na... it's only in extremely rare cases that d proceeds of Gee sustains one 4 life...to even invest in this country now na big wahala sef..it demands extreme efforts nd patience to see ur investments grow nd mature financially..if u don't av that patience nd saving culture instilled in one by years of hard work nd prudent spendings..then ur investments is doomed 2 fail...even if u buy lands everywhere wit d proceeds of Gee...my bro if u don't av patience..u gonna soon start selling off those lands nd properties nd squandering d money whenever u no dey pick again..cus u ve gotten accustomed 2 easy money nd squandering lifestyle...
But legit nd hard work can sustain u for life cus ur efforts will keep on growing financially nd ur years of hard work nd savings has conditioned u 2 be a prudent manager of ur resources....shalom..
Shut up
PoliticsRe: Pro-Buhari & Anti-Buhari Protesters Clash In New York Before Buhari's Speech by 99guru(m): 10:17pm On Sep 20, 2021
jlinkd78:
Emmanuel Daura?! I rest my case. A dollar now N575 and some hired tools are talking about successes recorded under tyrant Buhari.
Bro , pls how do you see latest BDC rates? Cos abokifx and ngrates no they show am again. Please tell me , will be much greatful.
PoliticsRe: Obi To Buhari: Take Pictures With Impactful Nigerians, Not Worthless Politicians by 99guru(m): 3:33pm On Sep 20, 2021
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EternalBeing:
I still wonder why some Christians make Frantic Effort to Blind themselves to the Obvious Truth! The sudden rise of this guy to Richest is shocking Eye-opening enough. HellOn=Elon! HellOn Earth already, Satan's rulership Environment is Hell. Let's warn all that we can now! Get ready to be Raptured out of here Saints. Global 5G to be switched on next month for interdimensional demons to easily take ownership of humans with their DNA Defense System already bungled Irreversibly cracked open by injected Luciferace in the Name of VaaSin. Elon himself said they Tech is to make Satan and Demons take over the World: search YouTube for his Words about Demons and Satan.
Shut up
CareerRe: Npower Deployment Issues Resolve by 99guru(op): 6:02pm On Sep 09, 2021
Try using the same phone linked to your bvn, I just did a quick run test using my glo line not linked with BVN and it didn't go through..... But immediately I used the line link with my BVN it went through

CelebritiesRe: Bbnaija: “I And Boma Never Made Love Under The Sheets” — Tega by 99guru(m): 2:19pm On Sep 09, 2021
Crap
PoliticsRe: An Igbo NTA Official Stoned To Death In Kogi by 99guru(m): 8:39am On Sep 09, 2021
RIP to the dead
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Joel Osteen Biography: Powerful News And Amazing Things You Need To Know by 99guru(m): 8:37am On Sep 09, 2021
Good bio
CareerNpower Deployment Issues Resolve by 99guru(op):
To all Npower applicants that have completed their biometric verification and still experiencing deployment issues or unable to select a program on their official website should simply dial *45665# with dial line.

Input your bvn.
Choose 1 , for Npower.
Choose 5 for Physical verification center.
Choose 6 for physical verification date.
You can also get your ppa letter here.

Kindly note that 30Naira will be deducted from your line as sms charges, have atleast 100Naira balance in your line, and if yours is still showing physical verification center is only available for selected beneficiaries, don't panic , kindly check back.

May God help us and save us from this stress.

TravelRe: Avoid Saminaka Road If You Are Travelling From Kano To Jos (Security Alert) by 99guru(m): 3:14pm On Aug 27, 2021
We are doom

Foreign AffairsRe: ISIS Claims Responsibility For Kabul Airport Suicide Bomb Attacks(Pix) by 99guru(m): 3:03pm On Aug 27, 2021
Righteousness2:
The USA aka the Sleeping Giant is Physically and Strategically being stripped of the Super Power Status.

Classified reports getting to me few moments ago says Saudi Arabia and Russia just Signed a Military Cooperation agreement. Folks this is huge , this is Prophetic and has Everything to do with what is happening in Afghanistan, and the USA.
I remember last year before the US election, we said that if Biden is Declared, the world will have a taste of the Great Tribulation.

Sincerely, I didn't know it will happen as Fast as it is now.
Things are Happening so so Fast. It is Practically Impossible to keep up with the things Happening.
Folks the world is set to be thrown into Chaos like never before.

The RAPTURE can Happen at Just Moment.
Live Prepared Folks..
Shutup boy

TravelRe: Daring Experience Traveling By Boat From Eagle Island PH: Pics & Video by 99guru(m): 11:28pm On Aug 03, 2021
USBcodes:
This is a daring experience of travelling by boat from Eagle island to Nkpor village in Port Harcourt Rivers state.

Travelling by water is not such an easy thing especially for the first timers.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hGzJxQNQwI
Op you're wrong, you're moving from Agip/mgbousimini to mgbuodahia . That is not nkpor village, after mgbuodahia is nkpor village, you can also locate Aker from mgbuodahia. Nice video any way.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Feel Like Quitting My Job by 99guru(m): 11:38pm On Jul 25, 2021
I'm dead serious, I don't have a job, but through the help of my NYSC/inec work during presidential election and the help of some good friends I managed to save up some cash to open a betting shop and other business, that's what have been substaning me. But I need a job.
Joysticks:
Lair! How you dey take chop and pay bills?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Feel Like Quitting My Job by 99guru(m): 10:50pm On Jul 25, 2021
Bro don't quit your job, you don't know how lucky you are to be in such position, have been a graduate since 2017 no job, please hold the job tight. Please nairalander if there's any job help me.
TV/MoviesRe: Almajiri: Kanayo O Kanayo, Rahama Sadau, Others Star In AY Makun’s Movie (Pics) by 99guru(m): 7:31pm On Feb 25, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Another overrated dumb fuckkk loading

Dead on arrival......
Even the AY magun ain't got no talent both in the movie and comedy industry..
You all can quote and insult me...no problem....ain't scared because am a real niggarrr
Where has been a real nigga gotten you in life? Stop hating man
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Bush Meat My Neighbor Killed In Our Compound by 99guru(op): 12:56am On May 06, 2020
OYENIYIJK:
you called this one a bush meat grin grin
as e never mature ehn, if you put im head for mouth oh God
The meat strong oh, especially the bones for mouth cheesy

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