₦airaland Forum

mayorall:
Boss, seller delivered late. Item shipped yesterday sir.

copied Sir.

mayorall:
Goods shipped last week from USA now ready for pick up.


Thanks for your patronage

My friend Lappy dey among these?

mayorall:
#49,000 received from Oga 9free friend for dell laptop.

I still dey wait for my referral commission alerts biko

Mynd44:
Kubwa, Abuja.

But you are not invited

Federal Housing, Phase1, 2, 3, 4, 2-1, Amy Quarters, Living Faith, PW, Village Market, or Arab Road?

holm:


He'll be back soon. Hang in there for the day the ASI index ends negative, then you'll be bomberded with more e-prophesies, e-threats & e-harassments

If wars were won by words of mouth(s), Nigeria would have been counted as one of the world's most powerful nations....

Coolcash1:
Abeg make una save us all this ''Had it been have known stories''.... its obvious you didn't do your DD very well...When it gets to N10 i will sell some to you..

Hahahaha....... You no well

DeRuggedProf:
DF FULL BID....

Count Volume Price
26 3,479,439 5.80

chai......... Would have bought more on Friday oh.
Chai

currentprice:
bought at 4.94 when 9free was waiting to buy below 3 but sold since at N8. i doubt pple will be lucky to held on to dis 200% with the market action in the last 2 years except those on long time

I no know who used veil cover my eyes then.
It's well....

dicksonadams:
Boss can I get someone to help me do this also? The engineer that install mine had charge me twice.... E. G change wire, new cc but to no avail

If your location is Jos, I can render my services to you for free.

nijabazaar:
I have never believed in mental ray. But Arnold is supposed to be the new standard. I myself find it hard to use. i don't just like it.

If u live around Lagos. u should try Computer village for the Maya or re download its torrent from torlock.com

Thanks. A little question ; which rendered do you believe in that is easier to used compared to Arnold.
Also I have downgraded to Maya2016.
I never get time for Arnold's wahala

currentprice:
http://www.nse.com.ng/Financial_NewsDocs/18957_MULTIVERSE_-_HALF-YEAR_JUNE_2017_FINANCIAL_STATEMENTS_JULY_2017.pdf

9free don surfer for this pple hand

I just dey laugh.......But na these guys mates dey mine copper, gold, diamond and platinum around Africa. Why this guys cannot do same in Nigeria weak me.

vivie01:
DeProf has just been speaking in parables. Let him break it down for us so we could know whether to take cover or relax.

Especially those of us wey go night schools

vivie01:
Even with that life still continues! Is it today that Oando saga started? Why has the regulatory authority not done anything about it? Are we saying they're just getting to know this one they are bringing up now?

Well, I just dont fancy all the panics been created here and there. Now, whats happened is happened, what can anyone do about it than to allow the powers that be play out their politics. We can only pray and wish for safe landing.

On a lighter note, Loco, if you were to be in Oando ship you would have been defending it up and down the thread inspite of all the analysis being presented.

Anyway, this is one of the risks associated with investing. Its a learning point.

The interesting aspect is that as people are busy "Paralyzing" the stock Wale and his cronies are busy cooking up the next big story that will move the share price from wherever back to N8.00

rebekah2011:
They understand. The loan can not go bad. Bankers these days are used to bad loans. Because the loan cannot go bad, there is no incentive for her to collect percentage.

But on a serious note. I have to agree that we do not do banking in Nigeria

Is this for real?
What do the job specifications of the risk management and policy compliance Departments of these banks look like?
Is CBN also in the know that something of this nature goes on in the banks?
Wuruwuru everywhere!!

Coolcash1:
The only government I know that deceives Nigeria with future tenses...Like our inept minister of finance always say, we will inject, we are going to inject,..blabla amount to reflate the economy. we are going to sign a loan agreement with so so and so bank, we are going to settle contractors, etc...., Queen's english is not equal to intelligence...

Chai...... Am happy the Minister is married. People wey dey eye her from back doors plenty for this thread.

Bianco1:
FYI - Just got this from my Broker...though don't have any of the listed companies:


This is notification of Suspension of trading in the shares of some Listed Companies Dealing members and hereby notified that pursuant to Rule 3.1, Rules for Filing of Accounts and Treatment of Default Filing,

Rulebook of The Exchange (Issuers’ Rules), which states that; “ If an Issuer fails to file the relevant accounts by the expiration of the Cure Period,

The Exchange will:
(a) send to the Issuer a “Second Filing Deficiency Notification” within two (2) business days after the end of the Cure Period;
(b) suspend trading in the Issuer’s securities; and
(c) notify the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) and the Market within twenty- four (24) hours of the suspension”, trading in the shares of the following seventeen (17) companies have been suspended today,5 July 2017:

1. African Alliance Insurance Plc
2. Equity Assurance Plc
3. Fortis Microfinance Bank Plc
4. Guinea Insurance Plc
5. Premier Paints Plc
6. Resort Savings & Loans
7. Sovereign Trust Insurance Plc
8. African Paints (Nigeria) Plc
9. Aso Savings & Loans Plc
10. Ekocorp Plc
11. Evans Medical Plc
12. Goldlink Insurance Plc
13. Great Nigeria Insurance Plc
14. Omatek Ventures Plc
15. Union Dicon Salt Plc
16. Union Homes Savings & Loans Plc
17. Universal Insurance Company Plc

In accordance with the rules set forth above, the suspension of the afore-listed companies will only be lifted upon the submission of the relevant accounts, provided The Exchange is satisfied that the accounts comply with all applicable rules of The Exchange.

Two of my dry bones(Equity Assurance and UnionHomes) heavily represented. Remaining four might be in the 2nd and 3rd list.
Just observing

Chai..... I should have started with Blender or 3Ds Max instead of Maya 2017. Now I can't go back. Very difficult to manipulate this Arnold Rendering Engine and no hope using Mentalray. Autodesk una no try.
Anyone to help me with valid patch, keygene and serial key of Maya2016 as the ones I downloaded aren't working.

jamace:
Some of the brokers are playing pranks. They don't want to pay dividends to customers. I have filled and submitted many edividend forms, yet no payment. They keep on forwarding edividend forms to me to complete. The annoying and sad aspect is that ALL my dead bone stocks have been placed on NBBS but my living stocks, filled on the same edividend forms, have not been approved on NBBS.

Annoyingly too, these brokers will never fail to send seasons greetings (xmas greetings, Easter greetings, Democracy day greetings, Sallah greetings......etc) telling you that they cherish their customers.

Na wa for corruption in Naija o.

Especially FirstRegistrar and EDC; sending greetings anyhow but have refused processing my edividend form.

ukay2:
Very likely.....maybe 30k....final dividend 70k....i.e N1.00 for total 2017 dividend....UBA is not stingy with dividend payment to its shareholders.....that is why i like the stock....

That is only if Tony and his cronies would not have smuggled high extraordinary expenses somewhere in their income statement at the end of the day.

emmanuelewumi:
Prison oil= presco oil

Concentrated centre of no nonsense = cement company of northern Nigeria


Fearsome clinic = FCMB


No meat= Neimeth Pharmaceuticals

Baba na baba no counterfeit.

stcool:
Market fall the guy hand, but e dey try small small. I also like the fact that he has gone digital with stockwatch.

Most retail investors benefited from the guy, while some also lost. It's 50/50.

Abayomi chop my money small on that stockwatch publications.

amjustme2:
Yes o. That's the way to roll these days.

Weekend or holidays. Not a problem for me too. Sometimes when I wake up to see my dashboard, I just smile.

Brotherly, na so I been dey wake with smiles upon seeing my dashboard back in the days of Liberty Reserve. Until one day, I wake and discovered that my dashboard just disappear enter air. Na dat day I fear whitemen and any crypto-coded currency

lancee:
Its possible sir , na just over 60m Naira if am correct @ 6.08

People dey handle money here ooo.... Over sixty million na just you use qualify am..... Evans friends dey watch una sha

GAZZUZZ:
fuel pressure loss. Leaking reservoir

Or bad/clogged fuel filter

Mayor Calculate at best rate:
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B007PN2L3Y/ref=ox_sc_act_title_3?smid=A300MCS8W17UB7&psc=1

Oga Mayor, calculate;
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Dell-Latitude-E6420-2-5-GHz-i5-4GB-500GB-HD-Bluetooth-NVidia-Quadro-Win7-Pro-A/322555002482?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D41451%26meid%3Daa4dfa25a1a84b509502a798aaa9c803%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D5%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D371983736651

stockbuego:
Among these fallen giants, namely: Julius Berger, Guinnes and 7up, which among them do you think that will recover faster from their massive deteriorated fundamentals and can return 100% in the medium term.
Cc
Manomassion, 9free
Fxuser, bullbearmkt, currentprice, Obagaddafi and others

I go with JBerger. Budget has been passed and infrastructure will take a massive chunk of capital expenditure. Remember, Nigerian politicians build most roads only when they have eyes on second term or continuity of their party in Government

lancee:
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u got it

make I follow shine teeth
Oga yom bad ghan.......

sweerychick:
Good evening viewers! i have this issue has been bothering me, and i dont know if i can cope with it anymore particularly now we are making plans to settle down after my NYSC.

My man is too attached to his mum almost like an addiction. at first i was cool with it because his dad is late and i like guys that are close to their mums, but my man own is creepy and freaking me out. he calls his mum almost every hour, morning, afternoon, evening and even midnight calls.

One day his mum complained of headache, he almost left his office just to buy his mum drugs despite his mum telling him it's not serious, when i tried confronting him about this he told me that his mum is his soul and if his mum dies he would die along with her too, with all seriousness he told me this.

I've been very uncomfortable since that statement from him and it's making me have a rethink whether i can cope with him as a spouse.. please advice me..

While my own wife begs me daily, weekly, monthly and yearly to call my mum.
Women, what do you want?

Oga Dumex, I hail oh. Abeg no just enter observe mode, dey try comment from time to time

vivie01:
mine include tantalizer, deap capital, beco petroleum, japaul oil (as in oil matter now) and delisted afro oil (and few other delisted ones). I've even abandoned them with my analogue stock broker.

Vivie, e be like sey na you be chairman of NSE DRYBONES INDEX.

maishai:
I noticed something this bullish era, the moment I take my profit from a stock, the way the stock rises in price just amazes me, bailed out of transcop @ 35% and the stock has returned close to 100%, bailed out of fbnh @ 50% and the stock returned more than 120%(bought 3:12), now I have bailed out of CCNN @ 35% everyday is a new high for this stock..............@ times I now feel that stocks that are resistant to price change in my portfolio are just waiting for me to sell to start moving up

Maybe village people still hold remote. Consult NSEMPA resident Bishop and Pastor in case you may need some form of deliverance.
Bros, na joke oh