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I'll neva be able to stand fairies..

Well, s**t is their favourite word. Ndi ocha ndi ala

Congrats Aruna. My vote counted.

Let me start by stating that this is not an attempt to campaign. I'm a very keen observer of political happenings in this country and I am of the opinion that the ruling party has failed woefully. On the other hand, I have never for a moment deceived myself into believing that the opposition have good intentions for the nation, so the ish is with the entire political class. Therefore, I am assuming political neutrality for the presidential election.

In the course of observing campaigns for the upcoming election, I have come across many interesting and creative posters, pictures and adverts but this one below takes the biscuit.

Let me start by stating that this is not an attempt to campaign. I'm a very keen observer of political happenings in this country and I am of the opinion that the ruling party has failed woefully. On the other hand, I have never for a moment deceived myself into believing that the opposition has good intentions for the nation, so the ish is with the entire political class. Therefore, I am assuming political neutrality for the presidential election.

In the course of observing campaigns for the upcoming election, I have come across many interesting posters and adverts but this one below takes the biscuit.

Idowuogbo:
chook am with javelin na

Infact, show me the ukwu make i see if the thing big pass mama jamiu's gorodom. You get yansh you dey complain wey yanshless babe dey price yansh pad? Go siddon on top hot oil to melt am na...nonsense! Our ti idi wa fe bi Rolls-Royce ah complain, the Lord blessed you with serious assets you here moaning, if I slap you hen? You go deaf one time

Badoo! Fi were le
Bashinatu kan 4 u...Poka

Aki and paw paw were in attendance

Interesting! Different stories have been making the rounds, but this makes most sense. This is really an embarassment on Dbanj's person. I blame the creditor too cos there should have been a form of collateral.

Jidetheblogger? Wish him quick recovery

TDstarr:
;Dmoney makes me young am 29

Ahhhhhhhh Tajudeen baba!!! Twale! You dey nairaland ni, na wa o! Small world. Abeg tell kabiru say na una bus I go enta on monday. I go dey onigbongbo bus stop around 7..abeg no carry anybody for front. Na Kabiru money u dey sample like that? Hmm I'm go scatter ground if e no complete o. O sa mo. U go show that star joint 2moro?? I trust u sha..u no fit miss am.

Shine1177:
This is on FP with 12 reply? Those that are complaining about this trend on nairaland are correct.

Duntink num of replies/comments is d only criterion for threads to hit FP. U guys shud cut the mods some slack. Dis seems like an interesting thread aftall.

White007:
Worthless piece if shît.

Shiite

Wats wit all d -ve comments on dis issue. Musical albums go platinum all the time in USDs. If Obaino music says it sold a million copies in 5 days, so be it.

Btw Brymo shud focus on his nxt album.We've not heard his voice since choc city dropped him.

Hmm. John Okafor & Ibinabo

Chai! They have finished dis Op. Nairalanders & dia bad mouths....sorry, fingers!

180 ppl to cater 4. Jeez! Dats a community. That house na dormitory. There's no way he can take care of 94 women emotinally.

KingsleyTMTTM:
I guess non of you ever saw Forrest Gump.

Funny, unique, great acting... But not touching

cnomagic:
A Walk to Remember

My most touching movie of all times. The first ever movie to bring me close to tears.

For students going tru dis thread, I can confidently assure you that u hav notin to gain from any kind of cultism. Just Focus on ur studies, graduate magna/summa cum laud and do somtin worthwhile wit ur life. The Labour market is alredy congested so don't wait till u leave school to plan ur future, start now. The man who became an overnight success was not asleep during the night.

Kachisbarbie:
Absu guys still dey do cultism? ?
Nawa
I remember those days...cult guys disturb me(by force relationship o) sotey - I say I wan change school

I would always go to my elder brothers room and be crying - till the day my brother and his friends provoke

Lol yeah it happens. The downsides of being a fyn gal. So tell us wetin apn after kachi & ur brothers throway their tempers

Btw did u school in ABSU?

It's true. May their souls RIP

adetboy:
Keep up d food work all!!!

Mustay:
Auto-correct was prolly HUNGRY at this point

Lol. F no far from G but u may be on point cos H dey there too.

Channels rock

Swizdoe:
I vote for Vivly

thanks plenty

Jarus:
That will be good.

But my own scanning eyes is pointing to Vivly.

you are a Prophet Oga Jarus


Amen

even the judges called her "Beautiful"

Dygeasy:
Contestant No. 5


<<|VIVLY|>>
.
Vivly, a [b]beautiful [/b]young lady in her late teens studying Political Science at the University of Calabar hails from Abia State. Her hobbies are reading and doing gymnastics. Her Passion, creativity and 100 percent originality makes her different. "I believe there's something in me
that they don't have. I have my view of this life and how to deal with it and they have theirs. I am the real and only version of myself and that makes me different." She looks out for self confidence and common sense in people.

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Her role model is Chimamanda Adichie and her favorite food is a meal of Fufu and okro soup. "My short term goal is to educate the Nigerian public about and create awareness on the effects of jungle justice and mob mentality through campaigns, outreaches, lobbying legislators to pass bills with sentences for mobs. My long term goal is to be at the basis of human survival in society.To be at a strategic place that my impact or presence will be invaluable to the good of the society. To shed more lightaon gender equality in third world countries and to aid in resisting the continuous neo-colonization of West African countries through multinational corporations." Vivly told us.

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She also had this to say on why she should be crowned Miss Nairaland, "I believe I have all it takes to be the Miss Nairaland 2014 and I know I can't do it without your help. This I believeask for."

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Question 9:What can't you do without?[/b]

"My mind. it's the only sane thing we have. without it, I'm not me."


Question 10: Define "Beauty"


"Beauty is an abstract concept. Beauty is a thing seldom seen. It is held by all within the soul it lies,
waiting to come out to the surface, but it can only be found if someone is sharing your soul with you. Beauty is suppressed by the evils of the world. Only love can bring beauty out. Once seen, beauty never hides again. Not even hatred can deny beauty of it's
true design. Beauty, although possessed by all by few and fewer yet will ever see one of the most beautiful sights - the beauty held by you.

fairygeh:
I vote for Vivly. You must thank me for this vote

Heaven bless you fairygeh.....Gracias un million

ikekings:
Thanks for the vote. You look cute. I'm ready to mingle.

hmm Ike, the gender is not declared o. thread carefully

fairygeh:
Yes let me come and vote. I vote for Er erm ern.brb.#thinking

VIVLY please

'HE WAS SO GOOD HIS MAMA NAMED HIM TWICE'..........Bolton FC fans praising Jay Jay Okocha.....


"SHE WAS SO CUTE THEY HAD TO BORROW HER PICTURE"....... WITOUT PERMISSION


See evidence below...... THE BEAUTIFUL LADY IN THE PICTURE BELOW IS VIVLY.......VOTE WISELY.....VOTE VIVLY

oliidell:
Now something needs to be done about this and fast too.

Someone just used vivly's pix to campaign for jennimma.

This is so 'below the belt'

Why can't we just play this by the rules and accept the result gracefully. They are all beautiful gals

Victoriousvic:
Like seriously, why is everyone attacking #TeamVivly?

Abeg help me ask oooo


Make una free the fine girl abeg


Vote BEAUTY Vote VIVLY

ikekings:
Lol. This gals are blowing guys away nowadays. Vivly blew me away too. I need a 3rd wife after this contest..

YEA IKE SHE GOT THE LOOKS
& THE INTELLECT TO GO WITH IT
SHE'S AN ABSOLUTE STUNNER




VIVLY IT SHALL BE INSHA ALLAH