₦airaland Forum

Mbkite:
It just happened today! A friend of mine met his current employer (MD) where he went for an interview and the MD was among the people conducting the interview for the firm. He was really disorganized immediately he saw the MD and wanted to disappear! What would you do, if you were him?

Disappear if he hasn't seen me.

Give it my best shot if he has.

Dangerous trend.

Hook up with a celeb

Have unprotected sex

Get preggie

Become a baby mama

No assurance..No real commitment.

Good for him

raumdeuter:
Welcome, Thanks for your weight watching exercise. Thank you for welcoming our clueless ex president home where he belongs

Now turn back go to where you are from and make yourself useful to yourself, family and community.

There are farms waiting to be cultivated, animals waiting to be raised, books waiting to be read, potholes waiting to be filled,

Go and make yourself useful from now on. For this country to progress we need all hands on deck not for people to be walking around like JOHNNY WALKER

They should be Liverpool fans, You would never walk alone

If na the days of Obasanjo, Na just presidential handshake dem go get and pure water

Lol

Miss Kedike will look good in anything

The day of reckoning....

Naija!!!

No hard feelings twaci, u r beautiful enough for the crown.


For one particular reason,


I vote Tohpahz


Cc: NLJega.




Tohpahz toh bahd

tohpahz:
Present sire!

Tohpahz I c u. Catchy moniker. Nice profile pic

Twaci:
Hello

Hi, just voicing/typing my thoughts while looking up all the contestants. Goodluck

Sile12:
Sholay, Burning train, lots of them. But talking about love movie, This promise and Titanic are the best ever.

Agreed. The Promise is a classic. We must have seen it more than 100 times.

Twaci & Tohpahz

Wao dats an amazing film. One of the films of my childhood. So Sunita was just 20 years in that movie and Vikram was 29.

Good to see them both again.

Saw lots of indian films back then;
Kaalia
Teri merhi baniyan
Dharam a veer
Mard
Nagin etc

zumen:
Congratulations any way. Don't be afraid that you have lost all your files.. You can still revert it. This is the step. Once done it will no longer appear there (whatsapp images) what you do is wen u get to Ur media, open it then click on the option button in your device you will see show hidden file, now click on show hidden file and your (.whatsapp image) will now be visible for you to revert by removing the dot(.)

I thought as much. Anyone that knws the trick can always view the folder and hide it back. Just like when I stumbled on popsi's Nitel Pword back in the days.

ELTON123:
I go die own worst pass

2 million yesternight...additional 800 plus at noon today. Amazing rate. Thumbs up nairalanders...welldone seun

tsdarkside:
no,no,this is serious....

Yea I kno, but it's d kinda stuff we c in nollywood movies

Nollywood stuff

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DIVES OUT!!!!........................














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For ballistic protection.

tejpot:
Please parents as we work together to get through this case be conscious of your kids whereabouts and who they are with at any point in time. Vigilance!

Yes that's very important. I hope they are found soon.
Seun
Ishilove
Obinoscopy

Pls move any of the threads to the front page
Stay blessed

#MISSING #KIDS. Wednesday 8th April 2015. 6:45pm

Please if you see the kids in the picture below, kindly call this numbers 08052062117, 09098097935.
They are : Aderomola 11 months, Adedamola 4 years and
Demola Orekoya, 6 years old respectively

The househelp resumed yesterday, took the kids out at 8am this morning and never returned. PLEASE HELP REBROADCAST AND DISPLAY THEIR PICTURES EVEN FOR 10 MINUTES. IT WILL MAKE A DIFFERENCE PLEASE....YOU WILL NEVER EXPERIENCE THIS BY GOD'S GRACE...AMEN

chowlade:
i pity ur condition, if u try 2 take weed frm him u r trying to take ur own life. hw did u ended up dating a guy smoking weed in d first place? if u can run away bf he gets u pregnant u better run cause any1 dat smokes dat shit r womanizer, lazyman, alcoholic, and wife beater at d end he wont b responsible 4 taking care of u and d kids.

once again run asap 4 ur lyf and listen to ur parent. i know d story is just a joke though.

Chai

shaboti:
lol, well in igbo.. 'amu' could mean laughter and cud also mean d*ck. Her name means laughter pass grace (somthn like that) so u know what other translation it cud hav

I see

shaboti:
Nigerians ..proogressing everywhere dey go.

This 'amukamara' is a very funny name

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Safarigirl I don't agree wit this list at all....what of
Kenneth Okonkwo
Saint Obi
RMD
Jake Arnan
Fred Aseroma
Emeka Ossai
Charles Okafor
Emeka Okoro and all other loverboys

dominique:
That tweet may not make much sense but it was sent when Stella wanted to renew her visa on grounds of insecurity. Somehow the tweet 'randomly' flew out about six months later.

Okay, makes sense now but still not objective.

simpleseyi:
Stella Damascus is far ahead of Tosin Aimaku in many ways. Let me list few.

1. Stella Damascus killed her first husband with her adultery, the silly boy died of heart attack among others. Toyin never kill no one except mosquitoes and rats.

2. Stella Damascus tried to drag the Punch's family who were her in-laws name in the mud after she killed her husband. Well wishers had to warn her that she cannot fight a Yoruba family except she wants to walk from Lagos to Paris with bathroom slippers. Toyin Aimaku respects her in-laws.

3. Stella Damascus second husband divorced her due to the same adultery which she cannot do without. Toyin is still happily married even when Toyin Aimaku's husband goes around sleeping with whores like Stella Damascus, Toyin still keeps her home.

4. Stella Damascus snatched Doris Simon's husband and because of the shame, Stella Damascus has to run away from Nigeria and only sneaks in at nights. Toyin Aimaku never snatches anyone's husband.

5. Stella Damascus has been hoarding Doris Simon's son. Toyin Aimaku is hoarding only kerosene and petrol.


Let me zip some ogoro from the one Jonathan Goatluck gave me, I will be back with more.

You obviously have issues with Stella, but it's best to factor all sides of a story so you'll have a holistic view. Doris Simeon, I have lots of respect for but Toyin, I still maintain, is not in Stella's class.

She's definitely not in Toyin's class. Wtf is #visadonexpire? Was she deported? People shud stay away from the internet when they are using.

So the DeviIhimself supports GEJ?? Interesting! I hope berem shows up











With a long spoon

U tried @Op, but in my opinion, this list is incomplete without;
Oreka Godis
Sandra Eze
Anita Isedeh a.k.a Omalicha

U can also add Wofai Samuel and Ajifa

Btw, Pearl of Sound city is way sexier than Laura. My take.