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Fine gal. It looks staged

The izeeqpotter guy and handsomehitler deserves lenghty bans, if not complete deletion of their accounts. This is a very despicable shot at e-popularity.

I scrolled all the pics, looking for the guy. I thought the Op put up wizkid's pics first for comparism

Totally wrong. They didn't see any other picture to recreate. Ndi ocha Ndi ara.

I thot the 'malnourished African ostrich' part was a metaphor till I saw the pics.

nellaluv:
To think blackface was the lead singer of the defunct plantation boiz. See what he has been reduced too. Chai... this life

Was he?

TippyTop:
Nairaland comments featured heavily, even Lasticlala's name appeared outside Nairaland today....hehehehe

#IAmANigerianNotACriminal

Yes o. Nairaland is breaking boundaries. Lalasticlala is going places. Even though he was saying the truth, the platform was very wrong. You should admonish an erring child in the confines of ur house not in public glare.

Jeez!!! It's probably a hoax cos I'm well versed on this topic and iv never heard of that condition 'spermafortis'

Hmmm. Thank God things have changed. In the good ol' days, such a move can change her marital status.

Anna Banner. U fall my hand but u stil fine die

INTROVERT:
Forget the car... guys come and see the lady in skirt.

Introvert







Well,arse dey there sha

Watford striker Odion Ighalo has said he was offered nearly £300,000 a week to move to the Chinese Super League. Going by the present Pounds to Naira exchange rate, that is appoximately N90, 000, 000 per week.

A number of big-name players have signed for Chinese clubs, with Jiangsu Suning paying Chelsea £25 million for Ramires and Shakhtar Donetsk £38.5m for Alex Teixeira, while Guangzhou Evergrande landed Jackson Martinez for £32m.

The Daily Mail reports that Hebei China Fortune, who signed Gael Kakuta on Friday, attempted to secure the signature of Ighalo, who has scored 14 Premier League goals this season.

The Nigeria international said: "I was very close. They made a £10m bid and were offering me over £200,000 a week; a four-year contract. I couldn't sleep for three days.

"That kind of money is not easy to turn down. Some teammates in the dressing room were saying, 'You can't miss this chance.' But I don't jump into decisions like that.

"I prayed about it, and God said it was not for me, no matter how much money it was. I knew God would direct me. When I said I don't want to go, they offered me more money, almost £300,000 a week. I told them it's not about the money."

Ighalo, who signed a new five-year contract at Watford in September, added: "They have called again and I have turned them down again. Maybe if I keep scoring goals, that team will come with triple the money at the end of the season. When the time is right to go to China I will know. If it's for me it will come to pass.

"When I was in Ajegunle, I was watching the Premier League, dreaming one day I would be part of it. If I keep doing what I'm doing I can enjoy my football in England for four, five or six years.

"I helped this team to promotion. How can I leave because of money? I know money is good. With that sort of money I can secure my life. But you can't sell your dream."



Now imagine earning ninety million naira every week for four years. #seriousbucks



http://m.espn.go.com/soccer/story?storyId=2801864&top&wjb=

Nice

Echelle:
are u a jambite?

No, LadyF is on Level 8. For Baby mamaz

RMD don reach 65?

Never seen her b4

Levels don change

cruzita:
I'm allergic to links

Then u r smarter than ur phone

I don watch dis film, just that iv forgotten the title.

Lol @OBJ's letters. But their after effects actually possess historical accuracy.
I like this.

OBJ is actually a cat with more than nine lives. He has emerged unscathed from tight situations that would have claimed the lives of many men.

Captured and rescued at the point of death in Congo

Miraculously survived the Nzeogwu Coup de tat purge- he was Nzeogwu's flatmate and possible confidant.

Was wounded during the Biafran War

Survived the Dimka Coup

Survived Abacha's Tyranny

Didn't get caught in the Aso Rock Jinx

Went in and out of Boko Haram's stronghold

Car accidents, peace keeping missions etc.


Don't get this twisted. I'm not a fan of Ebora Owu but he is definitely a force to reckon with. Politically and otherwise.

mkpuruoka:
THE SEALS (SEa, Air and Land);
Of all the above, the seals stand out. Read about them to understand better. The navy selects 1,000 of its best boys form all its formations and grills them for about a year and half and only about 20% pass through. If many still remain, the simulated hell of Hell’s Week weeds them. You have to through pass super human endurance levels, trained razor sharp and after passing through survival, evasion, escape and resistance training they become harder than diamond. In all USA wars they have always be given “those assignments nobody wants”. They constitute a very, very little faction of their forces though they handle the toughest ”actions” , they have lowest casualty/activity figures and win the most medals. Sure a SEAL could(WILL) outsmart 100 regular soldiers. Yes. Remember a war is not a wrestling match. It is not a face to face thing. IT IS ALL ABOUT TACTICS AND STRATEGY.

Guy where u dey since morning. Well written man! Well written.

Tweak2k:
Rob O' Neill live is @ risk now by isis another source said he lied about killing Osama

The fact remains that he is stil alive. Again, I wrote 'claims to have fired the shot'. There have been other reports contradicting his claim but everyone agreed that he took part in that operation.

VeeBabs:
Relax, my friend. You obviously think the photo was taken in midair while the bullets were in flight during the War decades ago.

The bullets could have been picked up back then at wartime and then kept in a museum. The photo you see up there could well have been taken using modern photographic technology. The image quality and resolution has nothing to do with the age of the bullets.

You took this right out of my fingers.

EMEKA1MILLION:
his death is very heartbreaking. To survive in Afghanistan for years and then come and die in ur own backyard.. . He was just too young and gifted to die.

Yeah! That's life. At least he made his mark. Iraqi rebels won't forget him in a hurry.

EMEKA1MILLION:
am currently reading a book by Chris kyle. "American sniper" he remains the best in the world till date. GOD rest his soul. The details in the book are chilling mehn

Legend . U shud see the movie. That's one of the greatest snipers that ever lived.

firstEVA:
why do you always lie about your age? I tot only girls do that?

Guys increase most times- except for footballers.

Gals always decrease.

keyman0007:
I have been dating my lady for a while now, this is our second year


The problem is am due for marriage i want to get married this year

she has been tryin to get me to see her folks for reasons i dont understand.

she doesnt see the big deal in us separating for a year.

I attempted breaking up with her and she cried begged for days.

The standby chick I hv isnt ready either, she is a student and marriage doesnt look like a near future plan for her.

Also the thought of her meeting her mr right over there drives me nut, she can just return and say she isnt intrested anymore. we hear all these stories.

Have also tried looking out but building a relationship to marriage level takes awhile.

Your post is all about you. You are 27 goin on 28. You've worked for 6 yrs, You are ready for marriage, you've given yourself a deadline. U didn't consider her at all.

Now let's analyze both of u:

She's dated u for over a year: she's into u.
She wants u to meet her folks: she thinks u r good enough for her.
She doesn't see the big deal separating for a year: she trusts u
She cried and begged when u tried breaking up: she loves u
She's a virgin: she's principled
She's going for her masters: she's focused.

You:
You want her to shelve her studies and get married: that's inconsiderate.
You are cheating, you've considered marrying ur side chic and you've even looked outside: you want to get married at all cost.
You are afraid she'll meet someone else: You don't trust her.

Dude, marriage is not all about having a good job and getting a lady to accept your proposal. It takes two matured and ready
adults. You have to factor your partner too. No matter what you decide to do, weigh all the pros and cons but if you really love her, you'll wait.

Kachisbarbie:
[i]This argument has been on between my colleagues and I, some of us insist a woman maintains her maiden state of origin (officially) after marriage, others say she changes to her marital state of origin .

To the Mrs in the house, which state of origin do you put on official forms (e.g) bank documents, travelling, sim registration...etc.?

First of all, there's absolutely notin wrong with sampling opinions from a wider audience.....then u r right, she maintains her father's state.

repogirl:
I maintained mine.

I really don't see how because I am married, I now automatically originate from my husbands state. Abi did my father disown me when I married my husband?

Abi o.

Atlantian:
How does your entire drifty narratives about your addiction to war story relate to Navy Seal being able to fight 50 grown up men like me ? Yes, I agree Navy Seal can fight 50 grown up people, But the question is, can a Navy Seal fight and defeat 50 grown up men like me ? The Answer is NO. I can single-handed land another human being a blow that makes him regret going into a fight and I believe if another person like me join the brawl, the Navy Seal will see heaven before his body hits the floor.

My 'drifty narrative' was in reply to this post:

[quote author=theoptimist298 ]Do u also know that all the members of seal team 6 who participated in that operation have all died mysteriously in a hello crash? Perhaps the govt wanted to get rid of them[/quote]If u still cannot make sense of it, do the needful.