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2 million yesternight...additional 800 plus at noon today. Amazing rate. Thumbs up nairalanders...welldone seun

tsdarkside:
no,no,this is serious....

Yea I kno, but it's d kinda stuff we c in nollywood movies

Nollywood stuff

Walks into thread......................








DIVES OUT!!!!........................














Returns with a Kevler Vest....................








For ballistic protection.

tejpot:
Please parents as we work together to get through this case be conscious of your kids whereabouts and who they are with at any point in time. Vigilance!

Yes that's very important. I hope they are found soon.
Seun
Ishilove
Obinoscopy

Pls move any of the threads to the front page
Stay blessed

#MISSING #KIDS. Wednesday 8th April 2015. 6:45pm

Please if you see the kids in the picture below, kindly call this numbers 08052062117, 09098097935.
They are : Aderomola 11 months, Adedamola 4 years and
Demola Orekoya, 6 years old respectively

The househelp resumed yesterday, took the kids out at 8am this morning and never returned. PLEASE HELP REBROADCAST AND DISPLAY THEIR PICTURES EVEN FOR 10 MINUTES. IT WILL MAKE A DIFFERENCE PLEASE....YOU WILL NEVER EXPERIENCE THIS BY GOD'S GRACE...AMEN

chowlade:
i pity ur condition, if u try 2 take weed frm him u r trying to take ur own life. hw did u ended up dating a guy smoking weed in d first place? if u can run away bf he gets u pregnant u better run cause any1 dat smokes dat shit r womanizer, lazyman, alcoholic, and wife beater at d end he wont b responsible 4 taking care of u and d kids.

once again run asap 4 ur lyf and listen to ur parent. i know d story is just a joke though.

Chai

shaboti:
lol, well in igbo.. 'amu' could mean laughter and cud also mean d*ck. Her name means laughter pass grace (somthn like that) so u know what other translation it cud hav

I see

shaboti:
Nigerians ..proogressing everywhere dey go.

This 'amukamara' is a very funny name

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Safarigirl I don't agree wit this list at all....what of
Kenneth Okonkwo
Saint Obi
RMD
Jake Arnan
Fred Aseroma
Emeka Ossai
Charles Okafor
Emeka Okoro and all other loverboys

dominique:
That tweet may not make much sense but it was sent when Stella wanted to renew her visa on grounds of insecurity. Somehow the tweet 'randomly' flew out about six months later.

Okay, makes sense now but still not objective.

simpleseyi:
Stella Damascus is far ahead of Tosin Aimaku in many ways. Let me list few.

1. Stella Damascus killed her first husband with her adultery, the silly boy died of heart attack among others. Toyin never kill no one except mosquitoes and rats.

2. Stella Damascus tried to drag the Punch's family who were her in-laws name in the mud after she killed her husband. Well wishers had to warn her that she cannot fight a Yoruba family except she wants to walk from Lagos to Paris with bathroom slippers. Toyin Aimaku respects her in-laws.

3. Stella Damascus second husband divorced her due to the same adultery which she cannot do without. Toyin is still happily married even when Toyin Aimaku's husband goes around sleeping with whores like Stella Damascus, Toyin still keeps her home.

4. Stella Damascus snatched Doris Simon's husband and because of the shame, Stella Damascus has to run away from Nigeria and only sneaks in at nights. Toyin Aimaku never snatches anyone's husband.

5. Stella Damascus has been hoarding Doris Simon's son. Toyin Aimaku is hoarding only kerosene and petrol.


Let me zip some ogoro from the one Jonathan Goatluck gave me, I will be back with more.

You obviously have issues with Stella, but it's best to factor all sides of a story so you'll have a holistic view. Doris Simeon, I have lots of respect for but Toyin, I still maintain, is not in Stella's class.

She's definitely not in Toyin's class. Wtf is #visadonexpire? Was she deported? People shud stay away from the internet when they are using.

So the DeviIhimself supports GEJ?? Interesting! I hope berem shows up











With a long spoon

U tried @Op, but in my opinion, this list is incomplete without;
Oreka Godis
Sandra Eze
Anita Isedeh a.k.a Omalicha

U can also add Wofai Samuel and Ajifa

Btw, Pearl of Sound city is way sexier than Laura. My take.

Just pulled this from nollywood's twitter handle

"Muna is dead....Muna is not dead...". Whatever happend to the Journalism Code of Ethics that says 'information should be verified b4 release'.

U guys shud be careful. Death na serious mata

edgyslim:
The most intelligent post av read this month.

Thanks bruv. Good head u got

Read btw the lines people. & read the write-up as a whole. Don't quote sections that favour your argument. He is promoting religious tolerance by discouraging incitement.

This is epic @ujsizzle...& to think it's original. You sure have a way with words. I visit your blog & i can't get enough of your writing.

Gross. U sure he/she stil got a penis

stebell:
Cramjones na hav yu forgotten?
that guy that graduated frm Musiwa's academy

I tot cramjones was pro-APC

FFK the politician of convenience. Well, ain't they all?

NapoIeon:
[/b]Sharap your dirty mouth[b] you don't have anything to defend here.

Buhari is a bastard illiterate terrorist

That was totally uncalled for. You are not doing ur campaign any good.

cococandy:
Wow. I really expected more.

So at this age of our country our politicians are still doing road and water politics. Things that should be taken for granted as something that must be done like one must eat and breathe .

How can someone who can't even remember the name of his running mate expect us to believe he's paying attention to the important things in the masses lives. When he doesn't even know the correct name of his running mate.
Seriously?

Don't even get me started on the aboki accent
'Fifu' in place of people WTH?

Hmmm.

So there is no other candidate apart from GEJ and this guy?
I would glady vote a 25 yr old youth male or female in place of either of them.

U are so on point. Me I have since lost confidence in the entire political class. If you do a comparative analysis of the resources available and the job done, you'll agree with me that PDP has not done anything. GMB is willing to fight corruption but the APC politicians are not saints..far from it & u have to consider the BAT factor. Again, GMB has built a rep as a religious fundamentalist by his past actions and unguarded utterances. So I'm with you on this one, just that the constitution says u have to be @least 40yrs old to qualify. I'll either look for Option C or remain passive.

It's between Neuer and Ronaldo...
Head says Ronaldo...Heart says Neuer
Soccer should not be a two-horse race

Bottom Line: animal owners should endeavor to feed them at least once a day. Many animals-dogs esp, dey hustle on dia own.

Is this the same guy that swept the awards? Now dis is a good one. Graduating with a first class is always a rare feat. I wish the guy won a schorlarship to Stanford, MIT or any of the Ivys instead. It will broaden his horizon and better equip him to choose a career path. Someone mentioned shell, cool. Any of the IOCs, international conglomerates & IT companies would be a better place to start. I really like GE. Congrats Segun.

parrotibaba:
dia was no racism ,d likes of Evra ,Young ,Anderson n Nani were in his team or u go back to d days of Andy Cole n Dwight Yorke or Paul ince ,it ain't about racism, he just didn't fancy d boy becoming what he is now ,n dat will be his regret

Parrotibaba,when you exhibit prejudice towards a group or groups of people because of their ancestry or colour, then you can be called a racist.

Andy and paul are English boys who played in the glory days. Andy was alredy a seasoned player before he joined United and he was very consistent in front of goal. Dwight is American and also proved his worth.

Of the other ones, only Evra broke into the first team & we know how hard that lad works combining defence, wing and overlapping to join the attack. At a point, I practically forgot that there is a ManU player called Anderson.

Now when I say SAF is a racist, I'm referring to his attitude towards African players. Do some research on Eric Djemba Djemba and Quinton Fortune. Quinton spent about 6 seasons, 3 of them EPL trophy- winning, but he was never awarded a winners' medal. Why? Because Fergie ensured that he did not play the required 10 premiership matches to qualify.

Fergie's scouts were the first to spot Essien, Drogba and Adebayor but Fergie could not make up his mind. Also remember what happened during Mikel Obi's transfer saga.

Now to Pogba, any average talent scout could see that the boy is raw diamond. Even from my vantage point, I saw all the trappings of a star midfielder and knew he was just waiting to explode. Ferguson is an old veteran, so don't tell me he didn't see all these. He simply has a strong aversion to colour black and unfortunately, Pogba is sooo black.

elantraceey:
She's just described in one word 'greedy'



Not as if am judging her though.

That depends on your definition of 'greedy'. The lady in question is Harold Hamm's wife of over 25 years. She has worked @ the company as a top executive lawyer and economist and I'm sure has contributed tremendously to its growth. As at the time of the divorce, Harold was worth close to $20 billion. Now my question to u is; what is $900m to a woman who helped her husband build a 20 billion dollar fortune. I'm sure she still has legal fees to pay. That amount to me is an insult.

HighBK:
One of many unforgiveable things SAF did before leaving Man U: Letting Pogba leave when all he wanted was to be in the first team, and there was no competition for his position. Fergie and Ego!

Yea, Ego and Racism. Fergie wanted a predominantly white team.m preferrably English

What 220m euros. Dats steep. Pogba has really come a long way. I'm so happy for the lad. I hope SAF is watching