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rakabuba001:
I bet you are Ray Liotta

Nice try






Raymond is Ray Liotta

I'm Paul Sorvino

You should have told them to send #200 card

Back in the ol' days, I was at a Globacom concert with 3 of my road dawgs. We called ourselves 'the Goodfellas', i think we were in 300 level.

Among the people seated in the row before ours was a young lady and a guy we presumed to be her boyfriend. Suddenly, she started searching herself then exclaimed that her Glo recharge card was missing. After another round of searching, she declared the card stolen, turned around and started raining abuses on the four of us. This went on for hours and the least insulting word she used was thieves. Her yeye boyfriend even had the audacity to place a curse on whoever stole the card. We were so embarrassed and angry because we were sure that the culprit wasn't among us.

As the concert came to an end, accuser and boyfriend got up to leave and lo and behold, the missing card fell from somewhere...I think it was caught up in her dress. She started apologizing, I was too relieved to stay angry but De Niro was having none of the apologies. I had to physically restrain him from hitting the lady.

The unapologetic boyfriend, instead of borrowing sense and disappearing with his woman, stepped in to defend her. Omo I free De Niro o, everywhere bust in 5 seconds. Dem beat the guy so tey the babe leave am run.

NB: a recharge card was a big deal in those days. The lowest denomination was #750 I think.

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No wonder the full North de panic. Someone should inform them that they will only be operating in the southwest.

Why was he running??

Wild-looking men

Ole ole ole olee

RIP Ike Ndikelionwu

Nigeria my beloved country


Good ideas, poor planning.


Always putting the cart before the horse.

Good idea. Bad system

Fix the system first.








Bad company corrupts good manners.

Maxi Lopez right now

Marlians Mas******e

Put a price on it

It's almost impossible to successfully enforce a ban on the world's oldest profession.

As immoral as it sounds, the only plausible solution is to criminalize random hook-ups and legitimize escort services.

That way, the details of the patrons can be documented and the safety of the escort is assured.

Drugs

Source: DMO

Ljungberg try










Tammy

For a moment, I thought it was Alfie. Thank God it wasn't. RIP to the dead.

where the fish drown and even die of thirst.....















We are nothing but pencils......

TheOlusanjo:
We cannot ascertain how true this allegation is...

Yet you opened a thread with a damning caption.

Is it now his party

JLo

Tot it was IBRA

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Yemike:
International; Maroon 5 - memories


Local; Yinka Ayefele

Joeboy - Baby

U sabi.

I hope he was beaten up first before the police got involved 'cos that might be his only punishment. Rape culture here is terrible & we all know the Nigerian Police.