₦airaland Forum

Fadekebisola:
Jadekitana as i heard was raised in a broken family....she's got a whole lot of psychological problems...heard she once attempted suicide...please u all should just ignore the hoe..i beg una

man inhumanity to man. what a woman can do to her fellow woman. finishing and resetting.

ScofieldBello:
You seem to me a desperate lady.
Hey, stop going about telling people how to spend their hard earned money! You were definitely disappointed cuz you didn't get what you expected.....he is a real guy.

How many times have you left your change with a waitress? But you expected him to leave his. Oh....I forgot that you ain't got a job yet.

Better that you deleted his number cuz a lady like you cannot add value to his life. He ain't a reckless spender.


Funny you, na now you know say na fake life him dey live. Even if he isn't a full staff, madam IT IS HIS JOB, IT IS HIS LIE LIKES IT.

correct guy! anaghi agba nwaoke Ibe

asadike:
I don see my own, and i will surely work on it. Thks op

nwanyi oma Wat's ur own;? tell us
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Daniel2289:
U can't trick me. And u can't brainwash me. To me Porn is real. The real thing is that, some do fake it when it comes to orgsms.

indomie generation, why do u people argue alot. google about how many porn stars dat had died of HIV/AIDS, starting from 60s to date.

KashyBaby:
sounds exciting...well nothing beats than a live home made p0rn..

so u do spy on people. I see

Nickymezor:
Hw is Olumba God

look deep my child! 9th to the last pic and focus ur eyes at the chair behind the chairman.

mentorandfriend:


Can you please enlighten me on the bolded? Is Olumba Olumba Obu God?

the answer is right there staring at u. Either 9th to the last pic. focus your eyes at the chair, behold you shall find your answer. my observation ooooo! I no talk anything.

Julietcutie:
hmm true sha

damn! this girl is cute. Toni Braxton look alike .

Monalisa185:
awwwww! *shines teeth* such sweet words....

say something new jor.na old lines be that

troublemaker.haven't I warned u about ur nose. I won't take part in searching for it.

sexymoma:
Anty chidinma oni'dinla oni oun felo cinema then dis one must be ban too shey lil kesh o fa ponran jade ni abeg make we hear word
seems this pple are partial kind of this one nko "eyin mama mofe muyan yin"

translate.

Fabulocity:
Disclaimer: This thread is not to insult anyone, it's just based in the few observations I've made and it doesn't also apply to every Nigerian guy. So take a moment to read before you release your venom(if this write up refers to you).

1) He is broke: The average Nigerian guy is Broke! Yes. It's either he has no job or he has a ridiculously low paying job. As a result of this, when their girlfriends make demands on them, they come on Nairaland to pour their anger and frustration over their inability to meet these demands. They tag them as hungry, money loving, gold digging sluts. And one way to know the jobless ones is that they spend a lot of time online on various social websites and it leaves one wondering when they actually work. The answer simply is, they have no jobs!

2) He is most probably a fůck boy : Most Nigerian dudes are fůck boys. You just meet a guy and you've barely talked for two days and he's already asking for nudes, like, Wth?? Or he's already trying to initiate a sex chat. That's how one of my friends got introduced to a guy online by a mutual friend. They had barely talked for a week and the goat was already asking her for X-rated Skype video Calls! Hian! You see them on social media, sending PMs,sliding into DMs, inboxing on Facebook to different girls hoping to get lucky with one of them. And from a lot of stories I've heard on NL, they want nothing but sex once they meet a hot girl. They strategise and plan all sorts of ways of luring a girl in to their homes on order to have their way with her. Guys, please stop this fůck boy behaviour of yours, don't try to get into a ladies panties without first trying to get into her heart.

3) He is polygamous in nature : "All Nigerian men Cheat! " This was implied proudly by one body builder who impregnated his ex girlfriend whilst still married to his celebrity wife. I can't count the number of times I've come across that statement both online and offline. I don't know if nigerian guys should be given a pat on the back for admitting their 'weakness' and saving lots of girls from heartache and high blood pressure from wondering if their boyfriends are faithful or not as they would already know there's another chick somewhere, or if they should be shot in the head for admitting such foolishness. And it amazes me that they always admit this with a tinge of pride. Well, it's up to you. It seems the spirit of our polygamous forefathers have not left the Nigerian men as they cannot cope with having just one woman in their life. Smh

4) Thinks he is God's gift to women : He thinks you're lucky to have him as there are several other girls that would kill to be in your place , therefore you should be grateful to God almighty for making you find such rare treasure like him . He thinks he is the black adonis fallen from heaven. He thinks you are highly fortunate to have someone like him and most of this time, they ain't worth shįt Girls, please find someone who would appreciate you, not someone that would depreciate your value

5) Poor Personal hygiene: Nigerian guys Stink! I don't know if they think it's manly to walk around looking unkempt and smelling nasty but please, that's an archaic way of thinking as we're in the 21st century. Nothing turns most ladies on more than a well groomed, nice smelling man. Most nigerian dudes have terrible body odour and bad breath. Please please and please deodorant or body spray is not that expensive. For those of you who actually take your bath, you should also think of deodorising as you tend to sweat a lot and bathing will not be enough to mask unwanted odours. You don't have to use expensive perfumes to smell good, no one is asking you to be a metrosexual, just practise simple hygiene and you're good to go. And please, it's not a crime to change your boxers and socks everyday instead of repeating them and creating horrific odours

6) Would most definitely cheat on you: Do I really need to talk about This? Number 3 has explained this.

7) Super inflated ego : All men tend to be egotistical, there's nothing wrong with that but when you have a super inflated ego, there's a problem. Yes, these group of men feel that we ladies should worship the ground they walk on and if that they leave us, that would be the end of our lives. They are very proud, arrogant and they tend to look down on ladies. They would never call you first, they believe you should be the one scrambling for their attention, you dare not argue or disagree with them If not your own had finished. In fact, it remains for you to start calling them 'sir'.

A big, fat liar: How do you know when a Nigerian guy is Lying? The answer is, when his lips are moving! Even the devil is flabbergasted at the way these men lie. They lie about everything and most especially when they are cheating on you. They can also deny for Africa, even when they are caught red handed. You see some very steamy and compromising text messages he sent to another girl and they swear to you it's their sister. Ndi okwu asi

9) Take you for granted: They tend to take their women for granted. They feel the average nigerian woman is a desperate gold digger looking for a man to ensnare into marriage. They don't know that you should be loved, respected, appreciated, treated like a queen that you are.. Instead, they disrespect, violate, abuse and demean their women. It's a pity indeed.

10) Very immature : Finally, they could be so immature! I always shake my head in disgust when I see grown ass men behaving like babies. What would make a grown ass man who has gone through formal education and the four walls of a university do immature things like releasing the nudes of an ex (again, fůck boy syndrome), beat up a woman, ask his babe to return everything he got her while they were dating after they break up. Like Seriously?? Just because they might have a penis and they grow beards doesn't mean they are mature individuals. They are just kids in adult clothing.

In conclusion, I did not do this to offend anyone oh, just for you guys to get a taste of your own medicine when you open your numerous female bashing threads and rain all sorts of profanities on nigerian girls. no one is perfect, even we ladies have our own imperfections.
Note: feel free to insult the Op, get offended, spew profanities,have hypertension because of this post. You're all welcome

everybody just dey kolo dey show their madness. op as long as dat no 3 includes all the male members of your family no wahala! daeiska.

Monalisa185:
my dear, I swear you get time and energy to waste... she's obviously a learner

u better take your nose back cos I won't assist the searching team

Jadekitana:
I'm quite disappointed seeing the way guys in lagos behave these days! This thread is based on stories i'v heard from friends and my experience as well.

Recently a friend in access bank borrowed her boyfriend 800k to start a business but got the shocking news that her boyfriend of 3years has eloped to UK without a trace.

As a pretty tall lady I get to have a lot of these guys as "toasters" even though i'm not always interested but I always have one or 2 things to add to my smartness. These are the questions an average lagos guy ask these days:

1) where do you live? Island or mainland
Once they hear lekki, oniru, ajah the next question is "do u live alone" if the answer is no, you would instantly see the disappointment but if it's yes, the next question is "when am I visiting, hope u cook well, is it a flat or self-con, I would sleep over o......... you can imagine!

2) where do you work? If they hear kpmg,gtb,acceSs, chevron etc instantly they become available for dating! They discharge any side chick to avoid complications as they wouldn't have to spend a dime on you.

If they hear: sorry i'm an applicant or a company that pays 40k e go be later for that babe

3) Do u have a car? Dude seriously? U wanna be driving my car? I buy fuel with my hard earned money while you park yours and you think i'm gonna release my keys to you to tour round lagos? Have a re-think.

4) what's your net worth? How much do you have in your account? How much do they pay you! Trust me they have other ways to check. I once dated a guy who called his cousin in my company to confirm how much I earn. Next thing he started complaining about low funds,how he needed to get a house bla bla bla. I kicked his ass to the curbs!

5) what do your parents do? Are they retired? Does your dad have companies? How many are you guys? Are u the first daughter(to know if u entitled to properties) how many cars do they have? Does your dad play gulf? Is he a member of polo club? no be only polo club na palmwine drinkers club e dey, rubbish!

Have you been out of the country before?? Yes dude i'v been to Somalia, that's abroad as well

Ladies who have no experience in relationship matters or those who are blinded by love tend to talk too much and become victims of these scammers. Next thing u hear is baby we must get married this year, I must settle down with you, this is my last bus stop, u are everything I want in a woman, meeeeen u'v got class babe, and the mumu would be blushing and putting his pics on BlackBerry and instagram with #mybooforages

Fast forward 3months later, u start hearing stories like I borrowed the ediot 300k he eloped, he took my 500k and when I asked he threatened to release my nude pictures etc

So these days it's all a game,the smart ones scale through! It not just ladies who do all that,guys have now adopted this new style and a lot get away with it. So y'all should not come here weeping and wailing about ladies, guys now have a degree in gold digging although some just enrolled in the university of gold diggers, others now have masters and phd.

aunty Janette always trashing guys.

700 last?

Jadekitana:
Why do some guys wear huge deeper life pants? It's a huge turn off,What happened to sexy boxers? Nothing turns a lady on more than a neat flowery material boxers not huge shapeless pants.

This morning I boarded a bus to CMS with this very handsome guy,I didn't realise breeze was making my hair disturb him cos I plugged my ears. I just felt someone gently pushing my hair to the side, I thought twas one of those guys who touch women in the bus,i sharply removed my ear piece to confront him but before I could even ask I just heard a calm sweet voice "your hair was slapping my face, do u have something to tie it" I was a bit embarrassed but surprisingly I blushed a little. To be honest I have never spoken to anyone inside a bus,my ears are always plugged and the music very loud while browsing,It makes the journey short and less frustrating. I was feeling really edgy Cos of the way he was staring at my phone cos I was on nairaland,i was like hope this isn't one of those E-warriors cos i'd be disappointed,he's too handsome to be a nairaland lunatic.

I noticed he was neatly dressed from head to toe,his sneakers were totally amazing! He had this very lovely wristwatch,i took my time to view him very well with my corner eye! I noticed he was the shy type and trust me I do know how to handle the shy ones. I started a conversation,he flowed well. We talked about rock music, mile 12 saga and other small talks cos the tension was building(i could feel that from the look on his face) he didn't wanna be boring I guess. He brought out his phone and requested for my number! Normal jade would do shakara and tell you to give her yours even if she would never call, but I gave it out without blinking.

Then came the shock!! He was to alight before me,low and behold when he was about coming down cos we sat at the back,it took time for some clumsy passengers to give way so he stood a bit,his shirt raised a little,then I saw the "horror movie" his gigantic unsexy white/brown pant, so large and brutally ugly. I didn't say a word, I was highly disappointed I kept staring at it with disgust till he dropped. The smile and wave I returned was very fake, the crush vanished. He promised to call by 9pm! Trust me i'm not looking forward to any conversation as that horrible huge pant has spoilt everything. I hope y'all here don't wear such huge pants and be forming posh although I suspect a popular romancelander has lots of them in his closet

aunty Janette

Adaowerri111:
Why would they consider a masked witness, somethings not right

chioma, agaram ishi ka mbia luwa gi, o na nnu rionu

Mindfulness:
Is it the only problem you have with her? If the answer is yes, then ignore it. Go silent on her and do not even bother to think about it.
I say it because it seems to me that you two are quite comfortable and because I believe that there are situations where our siblings need and deserve our help and you are doing the needful without depriving your own family of anything necessary.

If your wife has other attributes that are pleasing you, then it is enough. Nobody is perfect.

this is one predicament i hate and pray not to encounter in my life, unless Baba God want to write married and divorce on my heavenly certificate. Any daughter of eve that will bring enmity in my family, HOLY GHOSSSST ! FIRE.

Mindfulness:
Is it the only problem you have with her? If the answer is yes, then ignore it. Go silent on her and do not even bother to think about it.
I say it because it seems to me that you two are quite comfortable and because I believe that there are situations where our siblings need and deserve our help and you are doing the needful without depriving your own family of anything necessary.

If your wife has other attributes that are pleasing you, then it is enough. Nobody is perfect.

this is one predicament i hate and pray not to encounter in my life, unless Baba God want to write married and divorce on my heavenly certificate.

ichommy:
Maybe Mazda 626, Micra or Alma something.
you will see 180K own for Owode/Idi-IROKO Border.
So 180K X 20 = Do the Mathematics

15k volkswagen beetle, mutiple by 20

Nienie:
boss..ole way!

nwanne udo ma akwa. I dey represent aba owerri road.

pastormellanby:
Dirty land

oke ezuola abia oooo!, if you never hear.

annyberry:
number one and four very correct,am in aba now and am getting use to it and also I av learnt how to b insultive lyk dem

Nwa abia poly. It's not good for your health.

Nienie:
proudly Aba brought up!!
igbaria eburu gi..ihotala?
LOL..aba is like Lagos..just that here is fresher.

smally coolokwa down, adibekwa ihe ihuru ga akpokesi.

SSpeter:
Soup is having a soapy taste....like soda soap....

e be like say u buy ogbo and not ogbono or your red oil no good.

Mprex:
thanks to mekyno and brite02

wish you guys the very best of the Christmas season.





chimerase2 kingtom iceberilyn cutehector hensben susrite chisco82 tallesty1 reivyn ikelvin and every other friend i have on this platform. Wishing you all a wonderful Christmas celebration.


cheers

Half-caste i'm wishing u splendid new year. king of queens! Do u mean my ppl from the other side?

Evathyst:
I've been observing some guys here with their Lady-bashing attitude. The likes of Tosyne2much, Emusmith, Tomfrench, Falconey and co. With their long epistles on '10 this, 10 that about ladies'.


So, I decided to post this price which I stumbled upon on facebook. Enjoy!



20 FACTS ABOUT NIGERIAN GUYS;
1. They can never love one lady.
2. They love sex more than anything.
3. They are very talented in lying to a lady.
4. They talk softly while conning ladies.
5. They are Heart breakers.
6. They can promise girls heaven on earth without fulfilling any.
7. They love we ladies before sex, after we do it with them, they hate us.

8. They fear pregnancy, but hate protected sex.
9. They are specialists in confusing girls.
10. 80% of conning boys are broke.
11. They're wicked.
12. Using and dumping girls is their hobby
13. They want to bear the title I'm the one that
disvirgined this girl.
14. Many of them are jobless.
15. A lot of them are pretenders.
16. Their 'I love you' means I want to have sex with you
17. Guys don't believe in relationship without sex.
18. All they want is sex. No sex, no dating.
19. They don't ve one girlfriend, on 2go or
facebook or whatsapp they'll keep asking any girl out.
20. Naija boys like sex pass their life.

TRUE OR FALSE


#All pun intended#

Cc:
Lalasticlala
Ishilove
Farano
Avicky
Estharfabian
Cutehector
Ritababe.

pls stop following boys, maka heartbreak.

Gidoka:
REFLECTIONS!!! Buffalos kill 7 people every year. Lions kill 500 people every year Hippos kill 800 people every year. Spiders kill 5000 in people every year. Scorpions kill 7000 people every year. Snakes kill 10000 people every year. Guess what? Mosquitoes kill 2.7 million people every year. The smallest are the deadliest. Small 'sins', hardly noticed by many, are the most deadly to your spiritual life. Avoid excuses for not praying and allotting few moments of your day to your creator. Sins of omission are just as deadly as sins of commission. White lies, gossiping, small lies, are committed more frequently and are deadly. Mind those little compromises that you do daily. They are the ones that will bring your downfall. Successful people have two things on their lips, "Smile and silence". Smile can solve problems, while Silence can avoid problems. Sugar and salt may be mixed together but ants reject the salt and carry away only the sugar. Select the right people in life and make your life better and sweeter. If you failed to achieve your dreams, change your ways not your Creator. Remember, trees change their leaves, not their roots. You will never reach your destination if you stop and throw stones at every dog that barks. Haters will see you walking on water and say it's because you can't swim. Even if you dance on water, your enemies will accuse you of raising dust. Make it your ambition to lead a quiet life, to mind your own business and to work with your own hands. Remember, don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.

and bokos kill how many every year?

Highcuerayte:
Well, this does not, in any way and at any rate,call for public opinions but since you opined i guess then i might just give my own opinion which, might be unacceptable or acceptable. Nevertheless, i am still going to give it anyway, knowing you are still going to do what you are going to do.


First of all i must say you have a nice story up there and analyzing it I found out you made some erroneous and highly egregious mistakes,which compounded has led to this fortunate rather unfortunate series of undeserved puerility. Which considered, according to you is pestilential and pernicious, most of all,highly disturbing.

Without much prevarication, i submit that you quit for your own peace. If you don't quit, maybe then, one day, you will have the honour of having your life quit by your marriage.

bros no vex oooo!.... Na for dis small question wey dis our sister throw u wan give ppl assignment for dictionary.

kay29000:
Hmm! This is mostly true. I had a lady like that ones, but i couldn't satisfy her. I swear, I thought I liked sex till I met her. There was a day she came to my house, and we did it for like 2 hours straight, non stop. I was so drained after she left (that was the last time I saw her). And when she got home after that day and we were chatting, she said she was sorry for draining me like that, but that she was going to see a man she likes, and she wanted sex to be the last thing on her mind. OMG! I felt used. Fellas, don't get it twisted, girls use men too.

any woman wey go try use u again, HOLY GHOSSSSSSSSSTS....

Nnemuka:
2, She doesn't bother you for cash:. When a girl only sees you as sex partner the chances for her to demand money from you is very low.

3, She does not talk future with you:. she always goes mute each time you raise anything futuristic gist, she will never contribute anything to it.

4, She only come to your house when she is sex starve:. the minutes she enter your house she goes Straight to your bed and start cuddling you.


sounds familiar

Don't kill him with s€x.

Highcuerayte:
I kinda love your nose

watch it! Dat man go arrest you ooooo.

CaroLyner:
never put up with a cheating man or you'll die an untimely death.
ladies take note.

and vice versa.