₦airaland Forum

Ignorance is a disease. Illuminati is not what people it is.

Human will soon discover how to live forever and replace damage body parts and even discover more ways to enjoy themselves.

Billyonaire: It's high time we stop this madness, everyone rushes abroad to treat headaches and malaria, have we no shame anymore ? So, we cant afford to revamp the health sector ? Who is Minister of Health in this country ? Did he or she sign a performance contract ?

Going abroad is a neccesity for a politician in Nigeria cos doctors can be bribed to kill the patient.

Coding languages are bcoming too many. Just learn 3 or 4 that's all

She is beautiful but without father, that thought would be disturbing her and maybe that's why Genevieve doesnt want her to be in Nigeria so Journalist will not give her psychological trauma.

Federal government should include all youth and elderly ones without job in the amnesty program to stop this saga.

Half of the garri in Ph is from Delta so she can go there and start.

If you promise most Nigerian girls anything above N30k and show some interest of long term relationship they will not wait for you to take the shot yourself but snap themselves and bring to you as early as 6am if you ask for it before releasing the cash.

Which cell will contain all the students?

It seems everybody should form group E.g Arm Robers Association of Nigeria (ARAN), Kidnapers Association of Nigeria (KAN), Fraud Association of Nigeria (FAN). If you join any of this group your monthly pay is guaranteed but if you join Good People Assocition Of Nigeria (GPAN) ur reward is in heaven.

Op also think spiritual which is foundation of most things.

Before u approach a lady raise ur manhood up fly your shirt and use ur belt to hold it.

Let there be peace.

GraphicsPlus: @OP, what is your discipline? Do u want to change career merely becos u were posted to serve in an ict department of a university? I have seen corpers that were posted to secondary school to teach, but they didnt immediately want to become teachers. Again, u really dont know what u mean by saying u want to be a computer programmer, networker, web designer and a blogger. These are four different areas and each of them is very demanding. You cant learn them within the period of ur service coupled with ur responsibilities there as a corper.

Here is my advice:
If you really want to abandon what u read in school to become a computer programmer, networker, web designer or blogger, I advice you to choose one. If u want to build a meaningful career, choose one and hone ur skill there.
1. If you choose to be a web designer, you may consider learning photoshop for the web, html, css and javascript.
2. If you choose to be a computer programmer, you may have to learn number 1 + php/mysql, python and c++ or java.
3. If you choose to be a networker, you may have to learn Cisco, which involves Routing & Switching, Network Design and Network Security.
4. If you choose to be a blogger, you may have to learn how to use or blogger.com, and you may have to learn some search engine optimization techniques, and how adsense works.

There lots of ebooks and videos online that can help you learn any of these on ur own. Go to this thread: https://www.nairaland.com/1076296/definitive-link-list-more-than and get links to more than 500 ebooks that will assist u.

Thank you.

Correctt enlightment

What if Americans springs up another surprise and a woman becomes the next president. What will you do or say?

lawizle: Pls wats d meaning of run-down property and also can someone teach me how toh get feedback notification from ds site after av been replied cos d notifications usually show up late...tnx.

type ur username in the local search

c0ast0l: Nawa oh..so will it be that the paper base candidates will get their own jamb results before the CBT will hold their own jamb exams.

I wonder why the date wasnt calculated earlier

metti: One of your legs is bigger and longer than the other.
In female one brest is bigger than the other.

Its true

Asuming Nairaland have inbox, number of Nairaland users would have trippled but its unfortunate the owners are yet to think on that direction.

efosanice: [size=30pt]This advise is from the pit of Hell.[/size]

Beware men like this are every where,here is a list of them
http://wwww.elijahforce..com/2013/01/8-men-you-should-never-marry.html

be careful

No picture so how i am sure and why did they prefer using the machine for dollars instead of naira which can be easily spent locally?

I know it's possible I am even thinking on that direction. Humans will soon evolve to that stage and death will be no more. outrcy or mourning will be a thing of the past.

All this pictures makes Nigeria valueless in the eyes of the west.

"Balance diet" caught my attention. How many Benin Republic, Togolese, Ghanians and Liberians can afford balance diet? Cos I know Nigerians are better than those countries when it comes to nutrition. No wonder High Blood Pressure is high in Africa.

Give me concrete info so I know what you are saying is true not two lines of words anyone can form. Thanks

Before buying those items you ought to have known how to use it.

First use a friend to introduce a fake business idea to her and be close to her so she would ask for your advice then support the idea, from there you can make her kobo less. She and her family will now be under your control since they would like u to start her up again, from there you begin to bring laws she have to abide with. Though I know the problem started from your wrong timing of the marriage spiritualy but you may not know, you can correct it if you so desire. Enjoy yourself

So the police cannot fire back or are they armless? Police should stop this escort things. Once you make one million naira you can use police as toy. Very unfortunate incidence

It's possible but not N500 cos most items value more than that unless you want to sell only pepper and tomatoes.