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kendrick93:
Hope you're also enjoying the ginger master Mane..
When i told ya this was a rundown version, you no gree...

Bayern problem is deeper than Mane. This our coach no know wetin e dey do. Something I've been saying since last season

Mane was brought to support a prolific goalscorer. Who is that prolific goalscorer in our lineup

airmark:
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I hope you won't tell us in future that you knew Belotti was top 10 striker long time ago.

My friend shut up and stop disturbing me about that mediocre striker

obainojazz:
Almost like the govt fuucks the people knowing…. You won’t see a no parking sign or a yellow thick line that tells you not to park somewhere till thugs in uniform impounds your vehicle

Na so them kpablo me for Adeniyi Jones axis that year. No signage nothing, they literally will ambush you. Thieves the lot of them

izzou:
[color=royalblue]That place should be Oshodi.

A rider on Uber saved me the very week they ordained it a one way. She obviously lived around, and told me they made it one way that week. No signs at all.

There might be those who are mad to take one ways, but many cases fall into this category.

Na person wey no dey move around much go dey shout SERVES THEM RIGHT.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, your darling LASTMA officials who in collaboration with the Lagos State Government, recently auctioned off people's vehicles for driving one-way against traffic.

When dem go auction this truck? 🤭

You did well @Dagbofather 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 pic.twitter.com/HmYr4F0gxo

— Demola Of Lagos 𓃵 (@OmoGbajaBiamila) September 16, 2022

And no be say them self no dey break the law. I can even understand for those that take one way on highways and proper Express getting stiff punishments but on street corners. Give me a break

Oya see this one now. Lastma truck gangan. Who are they auctioning this van to bayi

You mean with all the monies these people are sharing in Alausa and extorting from citizens and motorists

They can't put signs like this? That's ordinary Vietnam. Now megacity una no fit put simple signage

"Where is the One-Way signage? Show me the One-Way signage..."

This is what LASTMA officials do in Lagos. This is how they enforce traffic laws in Mafia-style. They could have confiscated this man's vehicle and then auctioned it off.

Think about it because e fit be you. pic.twitter.com/RQuWMFRGYk

— Demola Of Lagos 𓃵 (@OmoGbajaBiamila) September 16, 2022

You can see these shitfvcks in action as usual

Segedinho:
Like i said..i have had numerous encounters with these guys in benin.

They are evil...if Benin is as dead as this..how will lagos d epicentre of "agberoism" would be??

These people are given targets and are dark minded in nature just to fill in d blank spaces or would loose their jobs 4 being a "reasonable gentleman"..

i once park my car in front of UBA to make some complaints

i came out n couldn't see my car,no notice or whatsoever to show my car have been towed....

after some questions around..i have to go lookig for it in their numerous offices....found it deflated in their headquarter n was told i parked wrongly...


i asked 4 video evidence cosis i know where I parked....they said they are not obliged to show me where i parked that i must pay 25k...i made some calls n d person i spoke with told me to just gv dem 5k 4 towing d car...i shouldn't argue with dem cos their lies are taken as d final say.........

i just shook my head b gave dem d 5k ...saw other people complaining of wrong accusations but must pay d 25k or risk going to court n probably pay a very huge fees .

what am i trying to say...."you are free to shout upadan when you ain't at d receiving end of wrongful conviction".

people justifying d inhumane act of auctioning cars are evil..and are certainly stupid to believe the gov's view

Can't be rationalizing with people sworn to wickedness. Till they are in similar position there's no amount of English you will speak that will make them understand

Donjazet2:
See the video here.
This man keep throwing up red flags but we want to be blind to it. I believe Tinubu would regret picking this man as a vice.

There is a reason former presidents pick gentlemen as vices. This man would never be subservient.

Shetima says : Nigeria needs a leader with a dose of ruthlessness and taciturnity of general Sani Abacha.

Please what does this man mean??💔🤦#Obidatti023 #AsuuStrikeUpdate Randy Orton pic.twitter.com/ZfpEV9jtQl

— Oasis Interiors and woodworks (@Oasisinteriors_) September 16, 2022

Vice wey him voice dey loud pass presidential candidate. God forbid Nigeria experiences this.

Lol. Agbadomen need to realize voting Tinubu is more or less voting Shettima as President. I still believe Northerners would flock towards Atiku though which means SW will be the only place Tinubu gets bloc votes

izzou:

Lmao, Na true now. I will not deny the average Lagosian is lawless. But what these guys do for the most part is entrapment, If you can put signage to show a Street name then you should be able to put No One Way signs too.

Enter Lekki axis, enter Yaba, Lere, Ikeja all these areas with inner streets. They're basically hiding and on the prowl ready to catch unsuspecting motorists

airmark:
I replied someone else and you jumped from nowhere like a mad dog into our conversation, how is that my fault?

Construction workers? You are predictable.

You replied someone else but somehow my username came out of your two left hands. It's evident something is clearly wrong with this senile ape

Instead of you to wait let your mentor even muster 3 goals. You're here mentioning me over a player who scored his first goal in 5 matches against Finnish baristas. Shior

PDPGuy:
It’s perplexing! In the US, no police officer will impound your vehicle for either driving on the wrong way or committing some other traffic offense.

Yes, unfortunately, some people have been severely injured or killed by traffic offenders, but no one impounds the vehicle of the offender. The worst the offender would receive is a ticket.

They're running organized and institutionalized theft

When you drill it down most of these offenses are drivers passing back streets somewhere in Mushin or Ifako Ijaiye with little or no signage. Maybe a road being constructed and motorists passing adjoining streets.

They just wait ready to pounce on unsuspecting motorists. No road signs. Nothing.

You will hear these things and they will paint it like the person was driving Anini style on Sagamu-Benin expressway

airmark:
Who got the opponent redcarded? As usual, you have no idea of what fully happened in the match, but already wired by Dayo, to spit trash.

Meanwhile, if you could call Ngolo Kante, Pangolo, for years and later claimed that you were kidding after he won the World cup and Ucl, nothing again will shock us tomorrow.

This guy is a m0ron. Are you seriously in my mentions over a game against Finnish Construction workers? Why are you so bereft of shame

Belotti is Mid. MFJPM

afrodoc2:
Most of the lawyers and activists in Nigeria are asleep it seems. That law is actually quite incredible.

https://twitter.com/obadayo/status/1570695662542651393?s=20&t=-KmzzIOf1WpDaOJZV4iZ4g

I don't know if you're on Twitter but go through the thread and just see the level of racketeering going on. Lol I no even fit blame lawyers and activists at this point. Who wan miss? Na waka jeje dem sef dey so

afrodoc2:
Is it legal to be confiscating people’s property because of traffic offences?

Talk about using a gun to kill a mosquito. It makes no sense. Nigerians dey suffer sha.

Why anyone will support such draconian law is beyond me. In saner climes LASG would be sued

izzou:
[color=royalblue]What makes this tribalism more comical is the fact that

The Yorubas feel they should rally around Tinubu

The Igbos feel they must rally around Obi

And these two tribes are expecting the Northerners to rally around any of them, as if they don't have Atiku there. [/color]

Hehe. The tribal bias for each candidate has been glaring which is why I'm amused that Agbadomen think Northerners will not turn up for Atiku

Itsrm:
Good riddance.

This will serve as a lesson to others. It's the only language Nigerians understand.

I'm not surprised. Party of poverty and wickedness supporters will always support wicked acts. Egbe okunkun

airmark:

They will call it Yuropa or like A40, they would shamelessly start claiming they later saw the light or that they knew he was a good striker but was just clowning.

I'm begging you. Have some SHAME!! So cos your mentor managed to score against Police Officers from Finland. Police Officers that were 1 man down since the 14th minute. This fraud scored the 3rd goal in a game they already were up 2-0. So shameless

Belotti is not a good striker. If your mentor was a good striker he wouldn't be backup at freakin Roma

TrebleChamp:
Airmark claim your win last night with pride cos you deserve it, they don too drag you untop Bellotti mata ...

A man whose vehicle was impounded by the Lagos Task Force wails uncontrollably as his automobile goes for less than ₦400,000 at Thursday’s auction.

Credit: @unlimitedeniola for The Guardian#Lagos #Nigeria #Auction #CarAuction #Vehicles #News #Car #Nigerians pic.twitter.com/qFEaAhrY3y

— The Guardian Nigeria (@GuardianNigeria) September 15, 2022

This is the party of wickedness and poverty una wan elect for center. Nigerians e ronu oh

Emmynator:
I think this is one of the pitfalls of obidients making their movement kind of a moral one, you get a lot of false supporters.
In the end, you can't know who someone will thumbprint for, that's why I don't even bother myself with selling any candidate.

Me I don't understand that false supporter business. Support who you want with your chest. Nobody will flog you and unless they are feeding you I don't see why you're disguising your favorite candidate

I'd sell Obi to anyone who is tired of the present debacle the APC has brought Nigeria. Not those happy or benefitting from the current situation.

Emmynator:
At the bolded, very true.
Someone on my CL who was always posting Obi, confessed that he doesn't have any intention of voting Obi.
I wonder why people do that.

I can see a lot of Middle Belt and Hausa Christians going this route. Hopefully I'm wrong and they vote Obi

Amoto94:
Nigeria have always been divided and it was that division that led to civil war what can be worse than civil war in terms of division? Moreover, you said the north wont vote another over their own all I needed to do to disprove this is to provide an example of it happening in the past which I have done the retort from you and other posers is just shifting of goalpost which I'm not interested in.
Dont allow the cult followership of Buhari to make you think that the north doesn't vote for others, Buhari is a movement and the undying love the streets have for him is unrivalled, despite the likeness that people have for late Yar'adua and state machinery he couldn't defeat him in 2007 in the north. Atiku on the other hand is not loved even in his homestate of Adamawa the last election he struggled to clinch the state.
Most northerners prefer a Southern President this time around that's why the likes of Osibanjo and Amaechi were preferred by those in Aso Rock over Tinubu prior to the Primaries, so stop saying what you dont know.

Lmao. This is why these elections will be a true shocker for you lot. Continue in this delusion. That's what will make the disappointment hit worse

Lucas don carry groin injury

donstan18:
Lol. Musiala can’t cope in EPL playing for Chelsea.

Na pure akamu

Hehehe. You people no go learn. Football no be by muscle oh

See how them rush Dortmund. 10 hit combo

Nezzjnr:
My Brother in law was still getting pms from Girls here in Naija

Person wey get children already

Lmao, Them no get conscience. Marriage dey unlock another world of pxssy. There's many girls na married men be their spec. You can't get them unless you are married

Emmynator:
Will the elite north turn away from PO?
And given the voting population of the north, do you think Atiku will win the election?
That is assuming the north will only vote their man.

Obi only needs 25% from some of these Northern states.

If I'm Obi my focus would be on North Central/Middle belt. States like Benue, Taraba, Plateau, Nassarawa, Abuja

As far as SE/SS that one na foregone conclusion

Atiku has many silent supporters sha, even me wey dey root for Obi I'm not naive. There's many people especially for North and even parts of SE/SS that don't genuinely believe in Obi's ability to win. They will shout Obidient online and go koro vote for Atiku.

If Tinubu wins more than 2 states in NW/NE I would be shocked

BlueRayDick:
Japa gang …… but why naija women dey always change the moment they get financially independent abroad ?

Lmao, Anything you plan with Nigeria/Black woman at the helm just be prepared for disappointment. I'm not saying exceptions no dey but the truth is majority of them are always in survival mode. Always ready to monkey branch at the drop of a dime

I have an OG Unc. Within the first two months the babe he sent to Nursing school finished her program that's when she started her own wonranwonran. Fortunately no kids between them so the breakaway was a clean one

Men need to stop using emotions and emotional attachment to deal with women and stick to logic. Let her earn her keep from day 1 instead of you trying to give her the world

PapalsBull:
This is not 93, mr Amoto. I was in Yauri, kebbi state during 2015. What happen to gej awaits bat. Bat will be worst hit because gej was C in C that is why he got 100 of 000s votes.

Just leave these people. It will pain the most then because they would have brown nosed and pandered to the North without yarnin their church mind only for the elite North to change it for them like they always do.

Like Awolowo
Like Abiola
Like Diya

Amoto94:
Who was on the ballot when the late Bashir Tofa lost to MKO in Kano the homestate of Bashir Tofa?

For starters Nigeria was not this divided back then. Nobody batted an eyelid at Muslim-muslim ticket cos Nigeria was not this divided over ethno-religious lines at the time.

Secondly. Shey na Tofa you dey use compare Atiku? Hmm. You won't say you were not told sha.

monerozi5590:
A40 is Chelsea not a big team? What about Real Madrid when he was at Dortmund. Is RM not a big team?

You will understand in due time. Everything is not about endless jejune argument

Roland17:
@A40, how about your boy Minkah Fitzpatrick? I have been raving about this man for a while now. Man was all over the Bengals and single handedly won the game for your Steelers.

They thought we were crazy for trading a first round pick for a safety but when you see a 22 year old potential generational talent, it's a bargain.

Best Free safety in the league for me

raumdeuter:
Yeah and we even have Gravenberch on the bench willing to come in and do some damage

Coach just needs to rotate properly and keep the hunger going
I heard Sane was begging to be subbed in at the cup game.
I still think Sane will do better if he's played on the left vs the right
Gnabry Mane need to watch it cos it doesn't look like Musiala is going to sit for anyone. Even Tel sef

Gravenberch is a lot like Pogba. I'm very excited by his prospects.

I still believe we're not defensively sound. I'm not carried away by this performance. Something is off with our shape and defensive organization. Everyone is always all over the place and Neuer is usually left doing some kind of handball saves.

The quality of chances we let Barcelona have was unacceptable. A more clinical side would have made us pay

As for Sane he needs to be a lot more consistent. We shouldn't even be blown away by his goals and performances it should be boring cause we see it week in week out. Nagelsmann seems to think he's an inverted winger by all means

I will give Mane some grace cos he's new in the squad. Gnabry seems to have gotten comfortable after getting his bread

andrewbaba44:
You where scared before the game and now you don Dey make mouth

You no go see draw for camp nou ,na inter millan go suffer am las las

On current form we've not been playing well. I'm just surprised with the way we been dey beat una how you guys were so mouthy

You are right. We go see win. Just pray we rest players for una. Cos if we mean you for that match walahi una go collect

We wey suppose dey braggado humble you wey suppose humble dey braggado