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Roland17:
This Meerkat is watching us get obliterated by Embiid with his small lineup but has refused to bring in Vucevic. We are just spamming Hail Mary 3s.

17 3's in a quarter. Oof.

Problem is JT injury has given him an alibi.

He's a one trick pony coach. Basically a Mike D'Antoni but with some defensive nous.

The reaction when Tatum returned. So many people had Celtics as a title threat. To end up as the team that allowed a lower seed come back from 3-1 is a generational anti climax

izzou:
You're still mixing it up.

I cannot cook
I don't want to cook

Na two different scenarios be that.

I have a praying mother was funny sha

It is strange to me that someone cannot cook at all. You don't even have a go-to meal you can whip up for anybody? That tells me people consistently cook for you. And to me that one is a red flag. I keep telling you cooking is not just food it's also an act of service and hints at a level of unselfishness and also health consciousness

If they cannot do that I'm not willing to stick around to find out their other negative traits

Imagine being married to someone and you're at work like a slave and you can't even look forward to their cooking. You are already calculating where you go buy takeaway, mind you na you dey pay all the bills. God forbid bad thing

i don't think a video has ever pissed me off more pic.twitter.com/F2IfNokADv

— ηicole .ᐟ.ᐟ 🐼 (@poptart_fartz) May 1, 2026

Questionable outfit and behavior aside you can see the OT they are giving her. The question is why would you deal with anyone who either didn't receive this OT or rejected it that made them grow to an adult that can't cook

Either way it's no bueno

Celtics are actually making it competitive. I thought they were cooked after the first

izzou:
One more question please, before I rest my case

Say...

You meet a beautiful Canadian girl. She loves you, and she's everything you have always looked out for, but she cannot cook, especially your Nigerian meals.

Do you?
1) Automatically end the relationship
2) Find a way to see it work?

I'm not a difficult person to cook for. Give me protein (Chicken,Lamb,Goat,Steak and season it. E no pass like that) Put pepper for my food. E no pass like that cos for starters I don't even like most traditional Nigerian meals. SS/SE soup always has to have some seafood and I don't like seafood. Name the seafood I don't eat it. Most of the soups I eat na Egusi, efo riro wey no too need am.

How can a woman love you and not be interested in cooking food you like? A woman that wants to be with you everyday but she no wan cook and is not ready to try? Which kin akpuruka love be that one? Wetin even be una criteria for love

I have met a Serbian woman and Nigerian man who cooks food from both countries for her man. Iranian woman and Naija man, same thing. There is a popular babe on twitter Nwanyi Ocha. Swiss woman and cooks for her husband

I go come choose person wey no fit cook?? Please oh I have a praying mother

izzou:
He did not say "Not Cook".

He said " Cannot cook"

These are two different things. Someone can prepare Egusi and it's not delicious....That's a "Cannot cook" right there

So after looking at her life and she fits my profile, I should leave her because of Daddy GO's recommendation?

It's humanly impossible to not be able to cook any food after a certain amount of repetition. I asked what she was doing from puberty to adulthood that she cannot cook at all. It's either she is a Nepo baby (a lot of them can actually cook) or a wannabe baddie. If she's the latter no problem let's break her pockets, if she's a struggle baddie. What's her use?

A woman that does not care about her nutrition and that of her partner and potentially offspring is a red flag to me.

Your profile is your profile e no really bother me, I'm just telling you that a woman that cannot cook the chances of her meeting that your profile just based on probability is very low

izzou:
I don't know. Infact, I don't think I have met a lady that cannot cook. The worst I have seen is "I don't like cooking", not tht they cannot cook.

But if any man's primary criterion for marriage is cooking, then he should save the contact of Divorce attorneys for future use.

The ones divorcing here and there, did you hear them say food was the problem?

How does a man of God say Cooking is the primary requirement for a wife?

I don't need to go further. That's his opinion, and if you see it as good, that's okay. I just cannot see how someone will base a serious commitment as marriage on Cooking

Cooking is one of the criterion. A woman's inability to cook does not guarantee a successful marriage either so bragging and making it a personality flex that your wife cannot cook is not what we should normalize

For one food just like sex is engine oil that makes romantic relationship run smoothly. There is a reason families of old used to sit together on the dining table for dinner

Meals prepared inhouse with love hits different than ordering Chowdeck every day.

Cooking is a love language (Acts of service) What I'm telling you is that a woman that will not cook is most likely lacking in the other aspects that make a good wife

Roland17:
Omo they are pressing the Patriots to discharge Vrabel like I predicted. He has been away from the team for a while now.

I don’t know how my Celtics will respond tonight. Sometimes, playing at home in consequential games have not gone great for us.

I did see season ticket holders giving him a standing ovation. I doubt the Patriots will sack him. He is Patriots royalty. I think the issue is his madame and if she will give him ultimatum.

I really hope he don't go out like Udoka, cheating is wrong but I don't believe anyone should lose their means of livelihood for cheating. Russini is not a Patriots employee last I checked

No Tatum no Queta, I am seeing Luka Garza and Ron Harper Jr. What is that your werey coach cooking. Only one way to find out

Even Alakija dey cook. Come be Nkiru or Bisi with wig and vibes no go sabi cook. Say na if she resourceful and loyal. Wetin I wan take loyalty of woman wey no sabi cook do? The same way women no rate loyalty of poor man. If you like no loyal. If I catch you e don bizzle regardless.

Besides what are the odds that a resourceful woman doesn't know how to cook at all. You people should be realistic abeg. She go dey "resourceful" meanwhile na you still dey pay for every

Roland17:
Wetin Mekwe don cost men ehn!

E go shock say even the Elumelu and Otedola encourage their daughters to learn how to cook.

God abeg oh!

Patriots coach, Michigan coach. The Patriots coach already said his wife has rendered his private parts useless, which is understandable they have kids in their 20s.

Btw I see una starting lineup. Laugh wan kill me. 0 minutes together this season

izzou:
Now put this your reasoning inside Daddy GO's statement.

Can you see that it doesn't make sense?

There are far more better virtues to look out for in marriage, than making Cooking your priority

Let's think logically here. Knowing the importance of food and the fact that it is literally a medicine. What is the likelihood a woman that cannot cook for her husband and children will possess those better virtues you are speaking about

raumdeuter:
Soon they will say mekwe sef no be criteria and expecting mekwe in marriage is asking for too much we are at a point where expecting a woman to be the main person cooking and doing a good job at it is seen as absurd and off

Ahn ahn that one na normal level nau. You are a pervert with no self control for demanding mekwe in marriage. How dare you? Even if it's once in 5 years. Her body,her choice

These people are so passionate about doing nothing for the men unfortunate enough to marry or aspire to marry them it's crazy

From infancy to adulthood what will go on in your life that will make you unable to cook. Even a man should be able to cook the basics never mind a woman. Nepo baby still get excuse but a middle class to ajepako has no excuse. That is a huge character flaw and someone like that will most likely be bad with money cos eating out overall in a family setting is more expensive

I've seen rich, accomplished women that can still cook. So the average has no excuse

DissTroy:
You're right. I've followed Banky on Instagram for no less than 8 years until a few minutes ago. (It's a crime to follow a self-confessed simp.)

He had his born-again pastorship bout twice where he and his wife use to do that performative religious nonsense. Now she's back to thirsting on Instagram.

Banky does public speaking and even had sponsored programmes to Woke schools in the U.S. like NYU and the likes. So I get it.

The odd thing is Banky's mother is Akwa-Cross and I remember his interview with Fade in 2009 on Radio Continental Lagos going on about her being a good cook and him not wanting to say certain things because she's at RCCG Camp listening.

How that guy with that kind of homely mother ended up simping and cooking while his wife crosses her legs is beyond me.

Feminist Coven have already gone to town with it. Why didn't Banky just shut up?!

You get time sha. Aside from his early music when I was much younger nothing consign me with all these people. I feel we need to know less and less of them outside of what they became initially known for.

A guy like Banky has an image to propagate and that is the Woke Progressive Black man which is cool and dandy but being progressive man for women that still place traditional demands for men is illogical to me. Why I go dey cook for woman that still expects me to pay all the bills?Any man doing progressive man for Naija babes is a professional mugu. Progressiveness must extend to your purse as well not house chores alone

Tbh I don't know anyone in real life living this feminist utopia where they don't do jack and the man is just paying for everything. For the most part the ones who don't want to cook and clean and bring something to the equation apart from their vagina are single. The truth is there will never be enough simps to go around as many as they might be

There is a reason they are all crashing out about this Klay and Meg bants

Jayson Tatum out.

DissTroy:
Plus a woman who loves you without inhibitions will be extra particular about what goes into your stomach to nourish you. She treasures you.

You both bang like rabbits, exchanging bodily fluids but cooking is where she draws the line?

How wealthy was Adesua before meeting Banky W? Was she an A-list actress?

So throughout university to living independently before marriage, she bought food? She didn't even try to make herself a meal?

She didn't love herself enough to lookup YouTube tutorials to cook at least simple meals, not to mention her lover?

Carrying his babies isn't a thing, but cooking is drawing the line?

So her two sons will never grow up seeing mummy cook for the home?

Feminized men!

A lot of times a chic that can't and won't cook also tend to have other undesirable traits so asking guys not to require their chic to cook is propaganda I will not be falling for. Especially since most people can't even afford to consistently out. I'm not saying cooking should be their sole responsibility. Most dudes can also cook but to open eye marry woman wey no fit cook just doesn't make any sense to me. I strongly doubt most women have other good attributes that even make up for that.

There's no excuse for a non nepo baby to not know how to cook.

As for Banky whether e dey wash him wife G-string that's really not my business. It's when you come out to say that's what "real men" should do is where you will get push back. Same goes for cooking, even if he has Diddy and Cassie arrangement. Na him gats deal with that on a daily.

I sense he does a lot of pandering to appeal to Liberal and Shade Room Twitter. A lot of these guys seek approval from that crowd which is why they come to volunteer this information we didn't ask for

izzou:
So the primary criterion of choosing a wife is to cook?

Abeg, no let me drag this man, because your comment fit make me offend people here.

Food is like medicine so yes ability to cook is essential

Forget the man sef, what of the children? You're going to keep stuffing them with processed food or what? I can even understand DJ Cuppy or Elumelu pikin not knowing how to cook. Why will my fellow aje pako not know how to cook. Even me man can cook one or two so wetin be woman excuse?

Stephen A is making high 8 figures from ESPN and still requires a woman to cook. Y'all gotta have some demands besides just mekwe and biakwularization my guy

izzou:
He has been saying a lot of statements that are very off to me. Maybe na old age.

In the same sermon, he said no man should marry a woman who can't cook.

I don't know, but.......

What is wrong with this statement?

Why should one marry a woman who can't cook? So na Chowdeck and Doordash una go dey order everyday?

birdman:
Celebrating too early. Daz why you 8th seed lol

Sorry be like your boys are out of gas. Just too shorthanded and not enough horses

Raptors force Game 7. That Barrett buzzer beater was Haliburton 2.0 last season Game 7 galore this round

Roland17:
And people wonder why I don’t rate the Meerkat!

Just playing moneyball. No plan B no adjustment

Roland17:
The Magic shot 1/20 in the 4th!

Tough…

27 misses from 28. This is why regular season basketball isn't even real basketball

Magic really blew a 22pt halftime lead

How do you miss 17 straight shots 😂

etidy:
Honestly I will fault Tatum and Jalen Brown. You're two 6 ft 8, MVP caliber studs, no coach will stop you from mixing it up. Even the god or the three ball, Steph mixes it up when the three ball is not falling.

Kobe Bryant would had a stroke watching Tatum and Brown spamming threes

It is what cost them the series vs the Heat in 2023 that they had no business losing, it's what cost them last year and if they lose Game 7, That will be third time in the last 4 years they would have lost to a lower seed

Always considered the Celtics a tad bit overrated. Their 3pt spamming don cast. White has regressed and Holiday is gone.

Any team with a half decent big will smoke them as Embiid is showing. Vucevic and Hauser are not stopping anybody

Tatum and Brown have been super inefficient and I can see Nick Nurse outsmarting Mazulla in Game 7. Celtics also have a poor record at home so their home court advantage is nil

larride:
Hawks killed themselves in game 6 the way they did in game 5, they kept shooting unnecessary 3s even when they see it wasn't dropping.

That is the state of today's game. Spamming 3 ad nauseum. You can see the one guy that has mastered the mid range is about to win a second MVP

I'm waiting for Michael Malone's next meme. The Nuggets have embraced the personality of their coach. Spineless and Feckless. The Jokic aura is officially destroyed and Jamal is my guy but the Nuggets have to trade him or trade Jokic. This team as presently constituted is done

However everything starts with the coach. I mean just look at him. Does he look like someone that can rally the troops?

You have to move Murray, Gordon and Braun. Either to the Raptors, Pistons and get some young defensive talent to surround Jokic. Giveaway your remaining picks for the rest of Jokic prime it doesn't matter.

camri:
when are you getting replacement for neuer

We have his replacement already. Urbig

birdman:
Let it pa lori

Meanwhile, hawks having a hard time recovering from midweek clubbing

Hawks were in over their skis. Knicks have too much size for them. If Jalen Brunson stopped chucking so many shots and actually allowed them play through KAT the series would have been over long ago.

Anyway I'm hoping my Akwa Ibom brethren drags the series to at least 7. My worry is they're a young team and might be satisfied with avoiding a sweep if they start roughly again and just submit to fate.

Game 6 should be their Game 7.


Nuggets just caught another break. No Ant, no Divincenzo, no Dosunmu

We can't afford to play like we did against Madrid that second leg. That PSG attack is just too sharp

We have to beg Kompany make e arrange those boys with some defensive solidity abeg. The amount of goals we are conceding per game is simply unsustainable.

Between Mainz, Madrid and PSG that's 11 goals. Just too much

Na Friday we go know whether igun will pa Lori or not

camri:
lie lie. boatank that was dressing back. I watched the match

Where did you watch? Maybe the back of your TV

When we say BoaTank beasted it's not an exaggeration

larride:
The UCL draw was nonsense sha.

They put all the big teams on one side and put dross in one side.

Pathetic draw from UEFA

So unfortunate

airmark:
A40 you dey hear your mentor?

Same way BoaTank started a CL Final and actually pocketed Messi, a feat Upamechanic failed to achieve